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Regular Day - Demon Apocalypse

NAME: (Doctor) Gregory House.

GENDER: Male.

AGE: 35 years of age.

APPEARANCE:

PERSONALITY: Addicted to Vicodin, a fixed-dose combination analgesic containing acetaminophen and hydrocodone, which is the most frequently recommended opioid pain reliever prescribed by US oral surgeons. To offset his leg pain, House has at least six bottles on him at all times, of which he acquired via blackmailing a pharmacist. You may be wondering "how is this his personality?" You wouldn't ask that question after witnessing how many Vicodin he takes.

He is considered witty and bitterly sarcastic, as well as impatient with those around him. Alas. He can't avoid socializing, as addressed in "Talents" below, for:

TALENTS: He is an expert at diagnosing ailments. Of course to do that, he needs to talk to people, unfortunately. This is made worse by his tendency to use a long sword he stole from the local museum as a cane. Why? Well there's demons invading. Allegedly it's a holy sword. If it's not a holy sword, it's still a sword. Metal cuts flesh. Demons have flesh. He wasn't a surgeon in school or when practicing but he's got the rough idea. He also has an analytical mind, capable of finding solutions that may be prudent in any given situation if not highly illegal and morally dubious.

WEAKNESSES: He has a consistent limp with his left leg. Granted, his consumption of oral painkillers coupled with his "go get 'em" attitude helps overcome this, but those aren't perfect solutions. Side effects of Vicodin consumption can include impaired judgement, slowed to halted breathing, and an overwhelming urge to consume more Vicodin. Who knew?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMON HORDE/WHY DO YOU WANT TO SLAVE HUMANITY?:

House would strongly hope the latter statement is meant to ask why he wants to "save" humanity. He isn't really into the whole BDSM community. All the same, if demon hordes conquer the planet, he's probably gonna permanently have his license revoked. Never mind his conditional parole and that whole mess. Can't really work a 9-5 in the medical field if the hospital's annihilated by demons, is this a serious question?



Look up Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, shut up, and never ask me this question again.

Regular Day - Demon Apocalypse

Decide the destiny.

Welp, better write up my character today then.

Roleplay about random people hunting demons

I work long hours Fri-Sun then a mere 8 hours and free Monday. I can still post on those days but it may be more a case of morning/late night for me.

That said, good. I'll make a character. Soon

Roleplay about random people hunting demons

Alright, I think can pick up what you're throwing down.

So as an example, I'd enter as Dr. Gregory House. I have no superpowers of any kind, just a crippling Vicodin addiction, a limp I offset with a cane, and a need to be extremely passive-aggressive and sarcastic when diagnosing patients.



Only now. Now there are greater devils working the spanner, such as Lyu'Zuklik the Prince of Torture. They are significantly less cool than cheating wives trying to convince their husbands they got pregnant asexually.

Unfortunately, my conditional release from prison and my doctor's license depend on me helping stop the devil horde. You might think prison is better than fighting Beelzebub, but the devils in prison have a tendency to provide suppositories.

An AI Adventure

No thanks. I'm here for the ride, but I'm told it's illegal for me to drive.

5v5 3Dark vs Bolts

It all boils down to

I exist, right?

Welcome individual. I have deemed your existence canon. Enjoy your stay.

An AI Adventure

Viewer's aggression is advised, all rights deserved.

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NAME: Joe Rogan.

GENDER: Alpha Male.

AGE: "57" years. However, due to supplements and MMA, he is at his peak physicality of 30 years.

RACE: Pure blooded human, he has never taken vaccines.

ETHNICITY: Irish/Italian.

SKIN COLOR: Caucasian. Yes that is a skin color.

EYE COLOR: White sclera, black pupils, and blue irises supplemented with lutein+zeaxanthin which are sold on his podcast.

HAIR COLOR: No.

HAIR STYLE: Bald.

BUILD: "Like a silverback gorilla," which sounds absurd for human anatomy. But you have to remember, Alpha Male © 2012 was consumed daily for many years, and it'll take some time before his muscles experience atrophy. Some time indeed.

HEIGHT: Despite rumors that his height is that of a leprechaun's, he is in fact 5'8".

APPEARANCE:



Unfortunately, given his ornate armor was not in vogue during the 1600s, his bizarre complexion coupled with his speech patterns draws many onlookers and unwanted attention wherever he goes. But that's just the life of Joe Rogan for you.

WEAPONS: His bare hands and feet. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Carlson Gracie at his school in Hollywood, California. He is a black belt under Eddie Bravo's 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, a style of no-gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a black belt in gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado. He was also a spectator announcer for MMA going on 20 years, and despite never fighting professionally in the ring, his MMA skills are world renowned.

PERSONALITY TRAITS:



MORAL COMPASS:

Joe Rogan seeks only truth. If saving the land reveals truth, so be it. If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

His podcast. Recreational drugs. Martial arts. Supplements. Incidentally, he is deeply disappointed in the lack of anabolic steroids in the 1600s.

FEARS:

He was the host for Fear Factor. Thus he legally has no fears.

OTHER/QUIRKS:

He is bald.

POWERS/TALENTS:

Due to his nutritional program before time traveling, he is way more shredded than your average 1600s soldier. He'll manhandle them like they're droopy eyed and armless, it's embarrassing. He's trying to find a good program with sage and corn, as meat and seafood are the luxury of the rich and they're kind of assholes about sharing apparently. Something about it being *their land*. Joe plans to discuss this on his podcast, which he figures he'll go retro with since there isn't any electricity and all.

An AI Adventure

Good. Soon. Joe Rogan will be an unstoppable, waxed god.