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6 mos ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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7 mos ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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8 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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8 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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9 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.

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Definitely either Weird Al, or Ninja Sex Party. While I like both of their music equally, Weird Al is more broad and "family friendly" than Ninja Sex Party, which I feel would be good if I was bringing others. Ninja Sex Party's humor on the other hand can have more impact, even if it is on a much more narrow spectrum.

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You'll find the 1x1 section is quite active around here. Enjoy your stay at the guild.
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Mandalay, Town Exit



Ting trotted over towards Gale, as the three of them reconvened. "The shopping went well enough, we got four oran berries, which should probably last us." As the three continued their exchange of information, Gale brought up his fortune from Pandora. Something about a roadblock, and not having a straight answer. That sounded... ominous.

"Hmm... well, maybe it's not something physical like an actual roadblock, but maybe some sort of ethical problem? Maybe this thief is stealing out of desperation or something? Or maybe..." Ting looked down at the ground as he explored his thoughts. There were way too many possibilities to list, and the information they got was pretty vague, all things considered. "Well, I'm sure we'll find out when we get there, if we spend all our time wondering over this, we'll never make it there with any daylight left."

Gale continued speaking saying that he might have passed by the Orchards on the way to Mandalay, and that he might be able to lead them there, only, he couldn't quite remember the path there. "Well, if I remember rightly, Kick said it was somewhere to the south, so in that case, we would need to go..." Ting looked up towards the sun in the sky. The sun rises from the east and sets in the west. Since it was still morning, the sun would be in the east part of the sky. It was currently rising over the gate, which meant south would be... "That way." Ting turned his head to the left trail leaving town.

"At least, I think. I came in from the west side, so I never passed by the orchards. Hopefully the trail leads directly there." Ting looked towards the others for their opinions and concerns. Hopefully this trip wouldn't be too much of a hassle, and the mysterious roadblock Gale spoke of would be easy enough to take care of.
Interacting with/Mentioning: @The Irish Tree(Fio), @Ammokkx(Gale)
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