Man Jack Frost

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

With a sigh, the guards move to either side of their 'leader', so as to minimize the possibility of her meeting someone new or getting any ideas. Sometimes she was a tad... Too helpful. Like when a little girl asked to be a princess, and in granting her wish Sen accidentally crashed the local economy.
Unfortunately, the best laid plans of mice and men typically end in a cockup. Sen just leans forward and cheerfully says, "Hello!" To the gentleman who's sitting near her. "How's it going? I'm Sen, it's nice to meet you!" She extends her hand for the man to shake.
The guard nearest the man gives him a whithering glare, and mutters, "...It's Our lord and savior, Sen the infallibly omnipotent..."
This elicits an eye-roll and an audible groan from Sen, "Guys, can you just let me talk for a bit? Go get a drink over there or something." She gestures vaguely at one of the tables.
"B-but your holiness, you should be given the respect and protection that is-"
"Please?" She interrupts with an insistent look.
The guards sigh, and nod in unison, murmuring, "As you wish, your holiness," Before both ordering a drink (pan galactic gargle blasters for both of them. They may be at work, but they sure as hell are gonna need it) from the bartender and wandering off to a table.
Finally having gained some privacy, Sen sighs in relief and once again smiles at the gentleman next to her, "Sorry about that, where were we?"

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@BCTheEntity
Ahem, it was my plan to snuggle with a wendigo, incidentally, so that arguement doesn't quite apply. Also, that sounds kinda monster-supremacist xD.

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@Man Jack Frost Clearly, that song represents how real emotion is difficult to convey to others, and how easy it is to just drown that out with the catchiest song or hippest trend available at the time. Much like how the lust induced by demonic energy erases any meaningful relationships that a more rational being would possess, say one whose soul was filled with spirit energy instead. Cough cough.

@BCTheEntity

And I deliberately choose not to understand that one, because it's very monster-racist, ya meanie >:(

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@BCTheEntity
Nope! Not seeing your point at all.

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And making sure all of the above are not demonic threats to the world is Andralian Order Knight heaven! So yeah, what fun that is.

@BCTheEntity

Psssssh, what kind of threat could an eldritch monster that wants to assimilate others via servitude and kindness possibly be?

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Don't forget food! Food and Snuggles is Wendigo heaven.

@1Charak2

And snuggling up to someone while feeding them is Shoggoth heaven! I think our characters might be good friends :3

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How 'bout sure, drive every single other person insane while having a housemaid, why not!

@1Charak2

No price is too high for snuggles!

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

The guards flanking Sen murmur something in her ear about, "Not using your powers on anyone while we're gone," Then quickly move over to the two individuals who were staring at or greeting Sen.
The first heads over to the bar, and gives a curt nod to John, "Evening, I'm going to need one or two things. It's of vital, perhaps world-changing importance that you do not give that child any alcohol, or for that matter too much sugar. Don't refuse her order, just give her a virgin drink. And don't tell her I told you this." With those hasty instructions gone, he moves off without even properly introducing himself.
As for the other, he approaches Cledwyn with zero acknowledgment of his, shall we say, eccentric biology, and gruffly says, "Could you please refrain from staring at our most holy lord and savior, Sen the infallibly omnipotent? I typically wouldn't mind, but we hold exclusive rights to her image so you really ought to convert if you're going to ogle at her." And with that, he hands the man a pamphlet about the "WONDERS OF PERFECTISM: THE RELIGION OF TOMORROW!" And returns to the child.
As for Sen, she's nowehere near as gruff and professional as her guards (or half as professional as they'd prefer her to be). No, she just stares up at the view of the universe ending for a while, until the batman greets her, at which point she gives a friendly wave and says, "Hi! Do you run this place? It's so cool! Can I please have something to eat? I don't really care what it is, I just wanna try what you make best!" By the time she's finished this message, her guard has walked over to clarify what's off the table. She doesn't even remotely notice the fellow staring at her, and after staring at the spectacle for a moment more, she happily hops into a chair next to the bar and waits for her meal.

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Personally I'm just here to Snuggle in my overcoat

@1Charak2

How 'bout snuggling with an eldritch monster that you can't drive insane anyway because she already is? ^w^

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

Name: Our most holy lord and savior, Sen the infallibly omnipotent (or just Sen if you're at all reasonable)

Species: Goddess (You can feel free to consider her a genetically unique being, a construct of faith, or a human with a lot of powers, she doesn't really know or care to know)

Age: Physically about 6, chronologically 22, and if her scripture is to believed, her existence is a universal constant stretching back to the beginning of time and on to its end.

Description:


Though it rather irritates her, Sen is usually forced to wear some form of obscenely fancy and sensible clothing for events where she's acting in any sort of official godly capacity. As revenge she'll sometimes make herself look like the sort of child who should be standing next to another child in a hallway to talk about the real estate of their long dead ancestors. Still, austere can be a good image, or so they tell themselves when editing together the creepy goddamn footage. In any case, as a reasonable compromise for the sake of avoiding this, they often let her wear robes or togas, like one might imagine the olympians in. When in these outfits, she seems far more cute and cheerful.

Personality: Sen is, at heart, just a kid. She's curious, talkative, friendly, and innocent, but also short-tempered, oblivious, inexperienced, and foolish. She wants to do good by her followers, but she's not 100% clear on how, so she mostly just obeys her advisors and tries to get them to let her to do what she wants on occasion (for goodness sake).

History and how she got to the resteraunt:
Religious people have, on the whole, probably started more wars in their efforts to bring peace and prosperity to all sentient beings than those sentient beings would've if left to their own devices. Some of them were of the opinion that the other bastards just wouldn't shut up and let them get on with spreading spreading the good word, but others saw the situation with a slightly more nuanced gaze and realized that if all the religious people could just agree on one god, which was provably better than all the others, then all these problems ought to go away.

With that in mind, they set to work; they created a whole religion (scriptures and everything) based around the worship of an utterly omnipotent being who was so pure and innocent that they couldn't possibly bugger everything up like the others. With that (and the help of an old fashioned finite improbability drive combined with a damn good cup of tea), the religion of Perfectism (an irritating name that was unfortunately the best they could get that wasn't already copyrighted) was born, along with its Goddess, Sen.

There was a problem, however. They hadn't quite accounted for what someone would need to be for them to be so utterly innocent like they had asked for, and it was to their extreme annoyance that when Sen finally appeared on the nice alter they had made for her, she was a little girl of about six years old, and she would stay that way, because they had been very clear that their god was an eternal one, damnit, none of this "Dead but dreaming," bullshit.

An omnipotent little girl was not really something anyone wanted; sure, she wasn't vindictive or cruel, but she really wasn't cut out for the job. Worse, all her followers had to obey her orders (a fact that one of the scripture writers got fired over) so they couldn't really do too much to fix it. They sort of just had to guide her and go along with her ideas. When, for example, she was in a meeting with another god who mentioned the end of the universe, and somebody else mentioned that he had once had a damn good lunch there, she absolutely insisted on going to see it.

Universe she came from: Literally the hitchhiker's guide universe. Magic exists but usually isn't worth the trouble unless you were born with it, technology can do practically anything, and space travel has advanced to the point that the whole galaxy is at our fingertips, but we can't go too far past that.