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DC Universe: Anarchy

Lobo sat in a small bar on Blograk 7, strolling through the many, many bounties he had to choose from. "Loser... Loser... Chump... Nerd... Jeez, that is one ugly fraggin' loser." he said, although, the last comment was about a large alien creature that had just walked in the bar.

"WHAT WAS THAT, WORM!?!?!?" The creature roared. Lobo just stared back at him and belched.

"I'm sorry, I believe my exact words were "Jeez, that is one ugly fraggin' loser." but I sometimes get things mixed up." he grinned his toothy grin. The creature growled and stared at him with a nuclear fury.

"I PUMMLE YOU FOR THAT!!!" it roared. Lobo held up a hand and the creature stopped. Lobo continued looking through his bounty cards.

"Well, Grolblak the Vile... Only 50,000? I thought you were worth more. aw frag... Well, I suppose I can take you in for some fun." he said. The barman looked at them.

"Gents, please take this outside." Lobo smiled in response.

"Won't need to." He walked over to the bar. "It looks kinda crummy out there." He slammed 10,000 credits on the table. "That's for fighting in here and i'll pay for all damages." he said. He was clearly twice the size of the bartender, so the man was in no position to argue. "Main Man looks out for his barkeep."

"SO YOU'S GONNA DIE IN YOUR BAR!" Lobo looked shocked for a second.

"Oh no, i'm gonna die in here!" he exclaimed in a faux-scream. Then, in almost a blur, drew his pistol and blew Grolblak's head clean off. "Yeah, but then that happened." he mumbled, going to pick up the head. He got out his phone and held it up next to his own face, taking a picture of him holding the severed head. "Goin' straight on Space-Book." he laughed. "When I can be bothered." he put his phone away and then walked out to his Space-hog with the head and the body. He got on and started looking at the cards again, when one caught his eye. "What? WHAT!?!?!" He then laughed out loud. "NO FRAGGIN' WAY!!! BLUE-BOY BIT THE DUST!!!" He then read it out. "Oooooh, somebody is gonna get it. Let's see... Damn, there are a LOT of people that want this guy... Tamaran, Thanagar, Daxam, Ungar, Argoa, OA? Oh wait, not payin'... Damn, there was a lot of people who loved mr Goodie-two-shoes..." He then stood up. "DAWG!!!" he roared. The large alien dog-like creature slowly plodded its way over to him. "Get on the fraggin' bike." the Mutt did so and Lobo revved the engine. "Right, we're gonna deliver mr Headless here, pick up the denero, then we're goin' ta get us a Superman Killer." he slowly thumbed the Red ring on his necklace... "Nah." he huffed, before the hog blasted into the air.

DC Universe: Anarchy

Lobo

Name: Lobo, The Main Man

Powers:

Czarnian Physiology (Being Czarnian, he has access to the following powers)

Super Strength (Lobo is easily as strong as Superman, the Czarnians being known as some of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy. Lobo is able to pick up objects exceeding 100 tons with relative ease.)
Immortality (Lobo is functionally immortal and cannot die no matter what happens. his race is naturally immune to the effects of aging and disease, but can be killed. The reason Lobo is immortal is because he has been banned from entering any afterlife, including heaven, hell and limbo.)
Hyper-Durability (Lobo is immune to most conventional weapons, possessing durability comparable to Superman.
Superhuman Speed (Lobo possesses the ability to sharpen his awareness and increase his temporal flow, appearing to move faster than humanly possible. He can move at incredible speeds.)
Super Sustainance (Lobo is known for drinking, eating and cussing loudly, although he doesn't actually need to do any of those things. Nobody knows how he can survive, but he can go without rest, food, drink and air, even able to survive in the vacuum of space without any protection)
Regeneration (What makes Czarnians so devastatingly deadly in combat isn't the difficulty in hurting them, it's the fact that they can heal almost any wound within 24 hours. Light cuts and grazes last only minutes, but a broken arm would take an hour, losing most of his body would take him an entire day to recover from)
Bio-Fission (Czarnians regenerative abilities don't just keep them going. It also allows them the ability to grow an entirely new self from just a drop of blood. Cut Lobo and you'll quickly find yourself fighting 2 of him... Of course, after the battle, one of them will kill and absorb the other before continuing on. There can only be 1 Main Man.)

Technology:

Vast assortments of weapons. Enormous pistols, rifles, plasma cannons, a Radion-Cannon (That's his favourite gun), Knives and, of course, his signature Hook on a Chain.

A Red Lantern ring (Although not officially a member of the Red Lantern corps, Attrocitus gave Lobo a red power ring after doing him a favour. He doesn't wear it, he keeps it on a chain around his neck and see's it as a trump-card to use in case of emergency.)

Acquaintances:

Many many people... None of which like the scroungy bounty-hunter. Dawg, a surprisingly durable alien mutt (Not a dog) Space Dolphins (That are the greatest things in the universe) and Mister Miracle (Who once helped him save some Space Dolphins) constitute his only real "Friends." He has other relationships, a few other Bounty Hunters, a long standing rivalry with Guy Gardner. He has also worked for people like Attrocitus and Darkseid.

Personality: Most describe him as "A scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle." Lobo is thoroughly unpleasent, rude, thoroughly unlikable and completely self centered. The main man is the only thing that matters in the universe... Well, himself and Dolphins. He is not a complicated man, he lives for the thrill of the fight, the excitement of the chase and, most importantly, the sweet sound of credits hitting his bank account. Despite being a Genocidal maniac, he is a man of honour. When he makes a deal, he doesn't go back on it, no matter what.

Bio: Lobo, in Czarnian means "One Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys it." Lobo is the last of his people for one reason: he killed them all. He hailed from the planet Czarnia which was a virtual paradise. Lush green fields, immortal people, ceremonial combat sessions, but otherwise, a paradise that never ended... Until it ended and it ended with a bang. Lobo, sick and tired of his people, killed them all as part of his school's Science Fair experiment. He created a swarm of flying Scorpion-like robots that wiped out his people. Unfortunately, none of the judges survived, but he did give himself an A+ for this.

Lobo decided to use his immense power to become a Bounty Hunter, chasing the universes most wanted in order to satisfy his own blood-lust. Since then, he has been boozing, fragging and bounty-hunting his way across the universe astride his Space-Hog, he has got himself a house out in the sticks and owns a Space-Dolphin Farm. Recently, he got a Mutt. Dawg is his new companion that rides on the Hog with him and helps him sniff out his bounties. Lobo doesn't know where Dawg came from and doesn't much care either.

Recently, there has been rumours surrounding the death of Superman. With his death, came the bounties. Some nerd on Earth named "Anarchy" apparently killed the big blue baby and now, Lobo is going to go collect on it. The only problem that he forsee's is, with this many bounties, which one does he cash in on?

DC Universe: Anarchy

Lobo

Name: Lobo, The Main Man

Powers:

Czarnian Physiology (Being Czarnian, he has access to the following powers)

Super Strength (Lobo is easily as strong as Superman, the Czarnians being known as some of the fiercest warriors in the galaxy. Lobo is able to pick up objects exceeding 100 tons with relative ease.)
Immortality (Lobo is functionally immortal and cannot die no matter what happens. his race is naturally immune to the effects of aging and disease, but can be killed. The reason Lobo is immortal is because he has been banned from entering any afterlife, including heaven, hell and limbo.)
Hyper-Durability (Lobo is immune to most conventional weapons, possessing durability comparable to Superman.
Superhuman Speed (Lobo possesses the ability to sharpen his awareness and increase his temporal flow, appearing to move faster than humanly possible. He can move at incredible speeds.)
Super Sustainance (Lobo is known for drinking, eating and cussing loudly, although he doesn't actually need to do any of those things. Nobody knows how he can survive, but he can go without rest, food, drink and air, even able to survive in the vacuum of space without any protection)
Regeneration (What makes Czarnians so devastatingly deadly in combat isn't the difficulty in hurting them, it's the fact that they can heal almost any wound within 24 hours. Light cuts and grazes last only minutes, but a broken arm would take an hour, losing most of his body would take him an entire day to recover from)
Bio-Fission (Czarnians regenerative abilities don't just keep them going. It also allows them the ability to grow an entirely new self from just a drop of blood. Cut Lobo and you'll quickly find yourself fighting 2 of him... Of course, after the battle, one of them will kill and absorb the other before continuing on. There can only be 1 Main Man.)

Technology:

Vast assortments of weapons. Enormous pistols, rifles, plasma cannons, a Radion-Cannon (That's his favourite gun), Knives and, of course, his signature Hook on a Chain.

A Red Lantern ring (Although not officially a member of the Red Lantern corps, Attrocitus gave Lobo a red power ring after doing him a favour. He doesn't wear it, he keeps it on a chain around his neck and see's it as a trump-card to use in case of emergency.)

Acquaintances:

Many many people... None of which like the scroungy bounty-hunter. Dawg, a surprisingly durable alien mutt (Not a dog) Space Dolphins (That are the greatest things in the universe) and Mister Miracle (Who once helped him save some Space Dolphins) constitute his only real "Friends." He has other relationships, a few other Bounty Hunters, a long standing rivalry with Guy Gardner. He has also worked for people like Attrocitus and Darkseid.

Personality: Most describe him as "A scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle." Lobo is thoroughly unpleasent, rude, thoroughly unlikable and completely self centered. The main man is the only thing that matters in the universe... Well, himself and Dolphins. He is not a complicated man, he lives for the thrill of the fight, the excitement of the chase and, most importantly, the sweet sound of credits hitting his bank account. Despite being a Genocidal maniac, he is a man of honour. When he makes a deal, he doesn't go back on it, no matter what.

Bio: Lobo, in Czarnian means "One Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys it." Lobo is the last of his people for one reason: he killed them all. He hailed from the planet Czarnia which was a virtual paradise. Lush green fields, immortal people, ceremonial combat sessions, but otherwise, a paradise that never ended... Until it ended and it ended with a bang. Lobo, sick and tired of his people, killed them all as part of his school's Science Fair experiment. He created a swarm of flying Scorpion-like robots that wiped out his people. Unfortunately, none of the judges survived, but he did give himself an A+ for this.

Lobo decided to use his immense power to become a Bounty Hunter, chasing the universes most wanted in order to satisfy his own blood-lust. Since then, he has been boozing, fragging and bounty-hunting his way across the universe astride his Space-Hog, he has got himself a house out in the sticks and owns a Space-Dolphin Farm. Recently, he got a Mutt. Dawg is his new companion that rides on the Hog with him and helps him sniff out his bounties. Lobo doesn't know where Dawg came from and doesn't much care either.

Recently, there has been rumours surrounding the death of Superman. With his death, came the bounties. Some nerd on Earth named "Anarchy" apparently killed the big blue baby and now, Lobo is going to go collect on it. The only problem that he forsee's is, with this many bounties, which one does he cash in on?

DC Universe: Anarchy

@TheUnknowable Honestly, I don't think the body-cam will help. I don't think "Well, your honour, I will admit that I did shoot the man twice, but it was the other guy stabbing him that did it" stands up well in a court of law.

DC Universe: Anarchy

Anarchy seems like a fun guy. Unfortunately, in killing Superman, he has just got a lot of eyes on him. 100,000 worlds want to shake his hand, another 100,000 want his head on a platter and I imagine that some of them will be willing to pay for it. Especially since there is a splendiferously attractive, muscular, powerful, lacerating, obliterating, disembowling... Obliterating son-of-a-gun to pick up said paycheck for it.

So, when Superman isn't about, looks like the world will have to call on another Super Man... A Main Man, if you would.

Star Trek: Intersecting worlds

Sorry that took so long, was a little pooped last night so I went to sleep, woke up late for work and now have just done it, i'll do the part with Malla, Lance and Odo in a little bit.

Star Trek: Intersecting worlds

Gregorio listened to the woman as she spoke. Weaving a great tale about people coming from another universe. "Alright, stop, stop, stop..." he said, stopping as they came to the end of the umbilical. He rubbed his eyes a little. "Now, I've heard the old stories, people getting lost in Sub-Ether and getting vomitted into another dimension populated by hyper-intelligent squid-people... But are you trying to tell me that every single universe is populated by Humans? How the hell does that even work?" he asked. She then told him about the problems he would have with trying to get resupplied. "Well... I'm afraid we're not going to be of any use to you in this fight then, we're not currently combat ready and... We're a Security Forces warship, we carry munitions and that's it, if we don't have access to our companies bank-account, we've got nothing..." He smothered his face with his hands and growled. "Aaaaaaah, SHIT!" he let out as a low roar. He was stuck in another dimension, his families ship was badly damaged and now he had no way to pay for repairs, to say nothing of him never seeing his home again. He then composed himself.

"I apologize... It's just... This ship has been in my family for a generation, it was my Fathers and I want it to be my son's." he grunted. "Unless you have the ability to send us home or get supplies from my home, we're going to be of no use to you in... This "Save the universe" adventure you have yourselves in for." Gregorio wasn't a defeatist by nature, but he was a realist. As she still seemed willing to help fix their Sub-Ether drive, he led the woman through the ship. He looked rather proud when they walked in, most other Security Forces warships still operated in 0-G, but his father had understood the importance of not having to fight the laws of physics whilst trying to fight an enemy. He led them through the ship, the insides were actually white with long corridors. As they finally approached the Engine room, they saw a large Silgrian exiting. "Uh-oh." Gregorio whispered.

"Captain!" he said, throwing his arms wide. "And we have guests. Let me say hello to you." he said, approaching Carter, he threw his arms around her and gave her a kiss on both cheeks. "It is so very wonderful to meet a new face such as yourself." Gregorio quickly took the Silgrians arms off of her. "What's wrong Captain?" he asked.

"These are a repair crew from the station, they are... New around here have never met a Silgrian before." He turned to Carter "I apologize, if you don't have Silgrians where you come from, VERY friendly people..." He then hushed his voice as he mumbled "Maybe a little too friendly... Anyway, this is-" The Silgrian grabbed her hand and shook it furiously.

"Doctor Ongra, ships physician and all-round great listener. I was just getting back from fixing up a plasma burn and I-" Gregorio cut off the giant bird-man there.

"Doctor, I believe that there are other matters to attend to." He said.

"Oh, indeed, Crewman Manox has been having AWFUL stomach trouble and Sgt Benson's ear infection came back an-"

"I'll get it in the report later, just go see to them."

"Righty-o captain. I do hope to see you for dinner, remember, you promised me 14 weeks ago you and your wife would have me over and I won't forget that easily." he laughed. "Alright, you all have a LOVELY day." he squawked before walking away. Gregorio shook his head as he led Carter into the engine-room. This looked completely different from the rest of the ship, the white, clean walls replaced with dirty, dank and dreary walls. "I also apologise in advance for our Engineer, he's... Grouchy..." they walked in, they were approached by the Lorgan.

"Hello captain. I see you brought in a repair team due to your lack of faith in my skills." He sighed.

"Not in the slightest, you know I put the trust of this entire ship in you, but you can't do it by yourself." The Lorgan looked at Gregorio, then at the team from the Odyssey.

"You don't know the first thing about a Munchhausen reactor, do you?" He asked Carter. "I can see it in your eyes."

Star Trek: Intersecting worlds

@Burning Kitty please don't go, I'm gonna get going on an IC post soon.

Star Trek: Intersecting worlds

Aw fuck it. I am so sorry. My internet has been utter shit shot and I ran out of mobile data. It's barely been able to connect to RPG and whenever it did, posting attempts were met with some kind of error code.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

So, i saw that people are still interested in this and was wondering if Golems are open to be played? I have an idea for a Golem character.