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Ooo, so BJ is totes gonna throw a tantrum over Chuck trying to coax him into living in the little cabin behind the house
Beetlerella

Beetlewhite and the seven Juices

Sleeping Beetle

Beetleking
"Of course not," Beetlejuice said quickly. "I would know! Plus, Chuck wouldn't be able to see you." He shrugged. "Maybe it's something weird those fuckers up at that lab did. But it sure comes in handy. Maybe you should get your strength up too. Worm?"

He offered her a juicy nightcrawler. Charles held his hand up.

"Why don't I make some waffles?"
Seems reasonable. BJ hits on both of them.

Ash is Barbossa.
Beetlejuice sat up a little. This was news to him, too.

"I've never seen anything like that," Charles said, looking astonished at the story.

"Neither have I," BJ said, "Breathers don't get powers like that until they die and become ghosts." What if Lydia was becoming a ghost? Could that happen?
Beetlejuice is Jack Sparrow, a pirate demon with crackhead energy and a love for bugs/alcohol

Idk where anyone else would come in. I just thought PirateJuice was funny
MovieJuice upon learning that MusicDoodles are particularly gullible: *rubs hands together and smiles*

Also, Beetles of the Caribbean
"Hey, I can do that!" Beetlejuice said around another worm. Charles gave him a glare.

"Not that I remember, sweetheart, but it's been years. Why do you ask?"
MusicJuice, seeing Barbara for the first time: Holy shit, Babs, you look like the roaring 80's! What's with that hair, damn, girl!

*Is immediately slapped*
"Well that seems way less practical," He complained. "But I guess."

Charles came back into the room, looking regretful for having set the demon up in his bedroom, of all places. He thrust a blue, plastic tub at Beetlejuice, which the demon immediately delved into.

"Once you're feeling up to it, we should probably get you settled somewhere else." Charles tried not to watch as Beetlejuice sucked a particularly fat worm up like a spaghetti noodle, making an unnecessarily loud slurping noise. He turned to Lydia.

"I have a spare bedroom you can take. It's probably not as nice as what the Maitlands had, but we'll work on it."
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