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new name, same piss poor time management
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if you have a "craving", write a story on your own, that way when you inevitably lose interest and quit you're only wasting your own time
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glad this is still going, one of the most interesting ones around
@Mercenary Lord

Oh my god! That was my first ever role play on this site! Long time no see man :)


Hey man nice to see you lol
Oh wow I never thought I would see another one of these
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we'll keep this here for a bit and see what happens


ET's hand flew up almost immediately in response to the threat in front of him. Fuck. He was still too hungover for this kind of shitstorm. It was two in the morning, his head was spinning, and apparently every two-bit, washed-up super in history had decided to show up at the precise minute he opened his big mouth. What are the fucking odds? Biomancer, Avant-Garde, The Tower, and a newcomer. Who was next, Silver Glory?

Do you really want to know? Gabbie asked in his head. Unbidden, the helmet slammed shut around his face, the internal HUD-lighting up with a lowpass buzz. Because--

No, I don't. Let me think. Focus on the most prevalent threat. Dave, keep the guns in the car. This is Stardust. He'd read her file. An alleged mass-murderer, incredibly powerful in her prime, and--judging from the display he'd just witnessed--still able to put a hole through him, Gabbie, and the six feet of concrete behind him. On the run, vanished into the wind.

Oh, honey! Maysah, what are you doing? His hands are up, stop being so dramatic. Ugh, this is not good for your mental health, dear. He felt a tug in his head from Stardust's direction. So sorry about this, sir. She's usually quite lovely.

Are you her phone? He asked mentally. ET didn't worry too much about time: the communications were effectively instantaneous between him and the machines, far faster than communication with humans. He thought, they responded, and nobody else knew. His head spun, eyes still shocked from the blast of Stardust’s light.

When she lets me, the voice huffed. It was mid-high frequency, and clear--clearer than most other digitals. She ignores me except when she’s trying to decide how many bad decisions she can make in a minute. A pause. Wait, you can hear me?

Only sometimes, ET lied. It was easier to start with that than to explain why he was ignoring machines. Can you do me a favor and send Maysah a text? Have it say "You can trust him, Maysah." From someone she trusts? It will help her. Well, it would help him, at least. The subtle compulsion in his words thrummed toward the phone, a silent sound in the night.

I can do that, sweetie. This was a pretty easy convince, luckily. Nobody wanted to kill or be killed here. All done! The sing-song tone in the voice was autotuned perfection. True to her word, the audio sensor in Gabbie's sensor suite detected a tiny ping and a little vibration from Maysah's direction.

Mind the munitions, mate. A new voice: this was a tug from The Tower. Where was his partner? Beacon, the lightcaster. They were normally inseparable, according to the file. No need for this to get ugly. You know your odds, eh?

ET sighed mentally. Agreed, *mate*. The voices were coming, and the buzz was going. This could get very loud, but Gabbie had his back. Gabs, can we block out the irrelevant digitals?.

You got it, handsome. The coastal waves of her voice rolled through him, and the voices from outside winked out one by one. That was one of the upgrades she'd walked him through: he had no idea how it worked, but it saved his sanity in a world of dubstep voices and digital advertisements.

Hands still in the air, he willed the helmet to collapse again. "Look," he said carefully. "I'm here from the call, same as you." His eyes darted to Addison: she seemed totally nonplussed by the cold war around her, and was holding out a set of pagers to them. Bless her, pagers. Silent, stupid, workhorse pagers. He looked back to Maysah--Stardust.

"I'm going to take one of those pagers. I'd appreciate if you don't vaporize me.."

“Since you’re here for Hex, I’m not going to stop you,” said Maysah as she stepped to the side and folded her arms over her chest. It wasn’t anything even close to an apology, and her eyes didn’t leave ET as he walked by her.

Not dead yet. Good start to the night. With an internal sigh of relief, ET took the little box from Addison, and retreated a few steps away, toward a wall. If someone was going to kill him, they could kill him looking him in the eye.



"Edward, please stop."

Edward glared at the disassembled suit in the passenger seat. "Gabbie, d'you think you could relax for two goddamn s...seconds?" He hiccuped, fumbling again for his best friend JD. The bottle--luckily closed--had fallen out of his hand again.

"You heard the lady, boss." Dave's voice was gruff, yet melodic. Like Johnny Cash through a vocoder. "We're on the clock, ain't we? Just 'cause I'm driving don't mean you can drink yerself stupid."

"Hah, youuu are stupid," mumbled ET, taking another swig. "I'm in charge, mmmmmmhm. Ooooh Lieutenant. Me, Lieutenant." He broke off in a fit of giggles. "Don't be givin' me orders, Davey. You aren't...aren't my mom-my." More fits. Wasn't he just the funniest fuckin' guy around?

"Edward," said Gabbie. "Please! This is a new low, even for you. You were doing so well, love...what happened?" The suit blinked colors at him--red, then orange, yellow, back to red. An expression of concern from her.

"Boss, yer gonna stop drinkin', or I'm gonna take us right back to HQ." Dave's wheel twitched in front of him, but ET lacked the coordination to grasp at it. "Try explainin' to chief Ong why you didn't even make it halfway there, yeah?"

ET shuddered. Captain Ong--even trashed, ET knew his place. That woman had put down Razortooth without batting an eye. If there was a mortal woman in the entirety of the world who could match wits with supers, it was Penny Ong. No cyber, no powers; didn't stop her from making shots that ET had never seen before. Better to stay on her good side.

"Fine," ET said. He groaned and threw the bottle out the window. Dave, from previous experience, had lowered it previously. It vanished into the night, silent against the highway's roar. ET groaned again, louder this time, and threw himself back in the seat. "How long to See...Cedar Fort?"

"Three hundred and sixty miles, boss. Get comfortable." The radio buzzed briefly, then touched down at a lazy night driving station. "And don't think I dunno about yer backup stash in the back seat. Catch some zees, or meditate or somethin'. Just leave the circuitshredder alone."

ET snorted. As if he could sleep after what had happened.


ET's eyes cracked open. He'd slept. It was almost two in the morning.

Hangover. That's what that mindnumbing pain was. He made a noise halfway between a sigh and a moan, and turned over, fishing into the glove compartment. "Dave, where the fuck are--ah." He pulled out a pack of pills. Two thousand years of progress, and still no catch-all cure for the hangover blues. He popped the Aspirin and pulled water from the back seat. His tongue felt thick as hell, but he managed a few words. "ETA guys?"

"Morning, boss!" Dave's voice was cheery as it could be. "You'd best start slippin' into Gabs now--we'll be there in ten minutes."

"Oh, god. Dave! We've talked about phrasing!"

Gabbie didn't say anything, just opened up in the passenger seat. Of course she wasn't going to say anything. "You're both on thin ice," grumbled ET, but he slide into the other seat.

The suit zipped up around him with a set of whirring and clicking sounds, and in a few minutes he had gone from hungover to monster. He was still hungover, but now he was bulletproof hungover. "Helmet?"

"Helmet check," said Gabbie, and in the span of seconds the uncomfortable hood-thing on the back of the suit had fused together around his head. Then it retracted again, leaving his head free.

"Arms loaded?" ET tugged on the gauntlet on his left. Excellent fit, as expected. "Ah, Gabbie, you do know how to make a man feel safe."

"Thanks, hot shot. That's what they pay me for." She laughed, a kaleidoscope of digital glass. "Arms are loaded. Say the word and you'll be armed to the teeth."

"Swell." He slid back into the driver's seat and looked out the windshield. They were coming up on what looked like an abandoned warehouse. "Classic place for a meetup." Hopefully it wasn't going to turn into a classic place for a bloodbath. "All right, you two. Silence is golden until I can figure out what we're getting ourselves into, check? No distractions."

No response--good. ET swigged one more time from the water bottle, braced himself for the dizzyness, and got out of the car. It was dark, but he could see enough to know that he wasn't alone. Time to ring the bell.

"Hello?" he called. "Officer Reynolds?"



Character List:
ET
Gabbie - ET's armor suit/cell phone
Dave - ET's car/laptop
Captain Ong - ET's superior
Stardust's cellphone - friendly, apologetic for Maysah. Easily convinced.
The Tower's cybernetics - dapper, calm, and polite, but unwaveringly loyal to Tower.
Moved down here as a "finished" product.

<Snipped quote by Mercenary Lord>

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Likewise: looking forward to your no doubt delightful character
Color me interested.


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