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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
2 yrs ago
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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
So, seeing as Nevix is gone and General Scales seems to have left us, I think it's safe to say this is dead... I might try for another reboot and get an interest check going, but i'm not so sure... Then again, this could just become a 1x1.
Honestly, I like this concept enough that I'd be willing to venture back into the casual section for this.
16 years ago, tensions between police and citizenry were at an all-time high. Police responded by arresting huge amounts of rioters and protesters. This, coupled the already full prisons and high incarceration rates led to prison overflow.
Faced with near-constant prison riots and escapes, the Governments of the world searched far and wide for a solution. The plan they came up with almost ingenious.
The World's Prison. A massive prison where every country could send its criminals. The plan worked flawlessly. With criminals away, The world's crime rate declined rapidly. In fact, there seemed to be only one downside to the system.
The only sentence was life imprisonment.
This, naturally, raised some criticism. Dissenters were quieted by a singular piece of information. Life on the inside of the prison was like a city. The prisoners were living happy, full, lives with almost complete freedom. This was, unfortunately, a blatant lie.
The inside of the prison is lawless. A large, metropolitan city crumbling from sixteen years with upkeep, surrounded by a desert on one side and a large forest on the other. All enclosed by a massive, circular wall. The U.N. had decided that it would be more efficient to toss the inmates in the inmates in the prison, with the only outside assistance coming from periodic food crates, and, if the rumors are to believed, shipments of weapons.
The prison has now been in operation sixteen years, with no signs of shutting down anytime soon.
I, as your GM, am your Benevolent Overlord. I do have the final say. However, if I am being a dick, please do call me out.
Abide by all guild rules.
Get at least a few sentences per post. There is no limit on post length, write me a novel if you so wish.
Please do note that, since this RP takes place inside a prison, that mature themes will be present. Nothing that violates guild rules, obviously, but player discretion is advised.
Message or mention me if you have any questions, comments, or concerns.
Name: (What's on the Birth Certificate)
Alias/Nickname: (If any)
Age: (No guidelines here. Do keep in mind that countries would be reluctant to send juveniles, so anyone under 16 was likely born in the prison)
Personality: (Exactly what it says on the tin)
Appearance: (Picture or description. Or, perhaps both. Pictures can be real, anime, or realistic art)
Bio: (How'd they end up in the prison? Were they born there? How long have they been there? What have they done in that time?)
shylarah
Zoie Hart
