Hey we should build a wall to keep the aliens out.
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fam i only asked if ya wanted to fuck one, not would you get knocked up. slow down there, buddyfriend
What if it's impossible to fuck an alien without getting pregnant, whether you're male or female?
If First Contact occured in your lifetime, would you fuck an alien?
it's always been my dream to be inseminated by a non-human creature.
Oh wait are we talking about aliens? I was thinking about Twilight.
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I want to see a Death Star vs Yahweh match up. That would be a thing.
"WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DEATH STAR
VS
YAAAAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh you mean Jesus, the son of God? Yeah we saw him zooming in on a cloud toward you guys a few years back but we diverted him to Andromeda. Haven't seen him since. Y'all are safe."
Which is why the Vatican has been like "no really it'd be fine if aliens appeared seriously we're ok with it I SWEAR ok i promise all right just please keep tithing."
Meanwhile the hosts of Ancient Aliens are preparing for the best day of their lives.
Meanwhile the hosts of Ancient Aliens are preparing for the best day of their lives.
The only way to make people believe the same thing I do is ARMAGEDDON.
Scrolling through facebook posts about it, came across this gem:
"This is only Satan's show of strength, he is showing us delusions, these aliens are minions of Satan posing as space aliens. Only problem is they have only so much space they can travel in. God has only given them the earth and the air over it, the first heaven. They have the ability to reside within those that do not have God's Holy Spirit within them, these humans are open to suggestions and very vulnerable. If you have any doubts, just watch and see how this progresses."
I think Sarah Palin's long lost sister might have written this.
"This is only Satan's show of strength, he is showing us delusions, these aliens are minions of Satan posing as space aliens. Only problem is they have only so much space they can travel in. God has only given them the earth and the air over it, the first heaven. They have the ability to reside within those that do not have God's Holy Spirit within them, these humans are open to suggestions and very vulnerable. If you have any doubts, just watch and see how this progresses."
I think Sarah Palin's long lost sister might have written this.
Why? Because OMG HES SO RACIST/MISOGYNIST?
Not just that.
Because he has no political experience prior to this, lets his arrogance dictate his actions, and has begun behaving like Hitler, according to WWII survivors. Do people really think he'd make rational, positive decisions if given presidential power? I'd rather see him sent off to some remote island where he can film bad reality shows no one will watch.
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