NotAMouse

what would you do if

I'd probably try to kill myself tbh

I know what happens after death

Once I was some tentacled thing farming underwater for a real dickhead of a warlord. Trust me, you don't want to work for it. Shunted fuckarm of a individual that warlord was and still is I bet.

@Arawak

i can't get past this

A couple from my hometown (rural midwest) are trying to crowdfund their wedding.

Whoever just gave $5 is either doing pity wrong, or has an evil sense of humour.

@KnightShade

Their name is listed on the site, and he's a high school acquaintance. I can tell you it's both.

A couple from my hometown (rural midwest) are trying to crowdfund their wedding.

@The Nexerus Not a single penny.

It's hilarious because the girl is someone I used to go to church with, and the guy she's marrying is a registered sex offender (2 counts of 2nd degree sexual assault).

A couple from my hometown (rural midwest) are trying to crowdfund their wedding.

So far they've raised $5.

It's been up for nearly a month.

Crowdfunding a wedding is either hopelessly tacky or vaguely smart, not sure which. Depends on the couple, I guess? In this case it's hopelessly, exceedingly tacky.

We are declaring war on mexico!

But if Trump declares war on Mexico, what happens to all the delicious taco stands around the country?

tyranny, i say

An evangelical Christian-operated thrift shop was selling animal ear headbands for 75c

"Don't watch Harry potter. There's wizards. There's witchcraft."

"Ok guys tonight for youth group we're going to have a Lord of the Rings marathon!!!"

The animal shelter here is really top notch.

Yeah, there's this thing called "professionalism" that I hear is found in hidden caches throughout the fields of Ireland. They say that leprechauns have hidden them on that Emerald Isle...

@Shorticus

St. Patrick's day is over now, no one cares about the Irish anymore.

The animal shelter here is really top notch.

I don't think that's how speech-to-text works? If I mispronounce a word the program doesn't sound out what I said, or add unnecessary 'n's.

@The Nexerus

Yeah I mean why not just say "i'm uneducated/don't speak english as my first language/i'm a troglodyte/i'm fucking horrible at spelling"?

I mean it's the internet, everyone's pretty willing to forgive others' mistakes.

The animal shelter here is really top notch.

Shit man you got me.

@The Nexerus

Plus the lady is definitely white, and in response to the spelling errors pointed out to her in the comment section, she said "lol i was talking to my phone for the speach thing but it probly didn't understand me cuz i was at the dennist today and i cant feel my mouth"