T A L U L A H B L U M E
H U M A N R E S O U R C E S ⇷⇸ # 2 7 1 - 6 8 6 - 4 2 1
In a society obsessed with original aesthetic
we replicate symbols buried with ideas and dig
up clumps of the old gods and mix them with
E D M in a garbage can and chase them down
with home brewed whiskey and fair trade
lattes in our cramped apartments in renovated
ghettos built over d e a d civilizations that had
more originality than all of our blogs combined.
And surprisingly, it is this that creates our new
age witches. Power cramped into skinny jeans
wrapped in bullshit capitalism that pretends it
isn’t while it rallies against the man with spells
typed out on the n e w e s t macbook.
Then one day you wake up and you are the man.
-Talulah Blume "Blog of a Blood Witch"
we replicate symbols buried with ideas and dig
up clumps of the old gods and mix them with
E D M in a garbage can and chase them down
with home brewed whiskey and fair trade
lattes in our cramped apartments in renovated
ghettos built over d e a d civilizations that had
more originality than all of our blogs combined.
And surprisingly, it is this that creates our new
age witches. Power cramped into skinny jeans
wrapped in bullshit capitalism that pretends it
isn’t while it rallies against the man with spells
typed out on the n e w e s t macbook.
Then one day you wake up and you are the man.
-Talulah Blume "Blog of a Blood Witch"
"Either spend l e s s than $10 or m o r e than $75,
for in between is where the consumer soul goes to die"
A g e & A p p e a r a n c e for in between is where the consumer soul goes to die"
On the verge of 28 and she doesn't like talking about it. She was raised on the pulse of fashion in NY and her wardrobe can attest to this, as well as her (usually empty) wallet. She prefers classic romantic styles and boho fashion. Skinny jeans, pencil skirts, flowing crop tops, button up blouses or ratty band shirts with obscure bands no one has heard of. She has a slim figure thanks to a mostly raw and organic diet and appears rather healthy, if not a little blood drained from time to time. She favors heels to add to her 5'6" height but owns plenty of sandals and custom keds. Her hair is bleached blonde with just enough dark roots to be fashionable and she often wears it down, sometimes with a braided pintrest style. Other times she puts it up in a well calculated "messy" bun. Her eyes are a pale blue and always wrapped in make-up. Seeing the future means she's never caught without it. She has a myriad of tattoos and piercings and the collection continues to grow.
"Man, we don't do a company wide blood drive...."
"Well then why the fuck did she ask fo- ooh, fuck"
P e r s o n a l i t y "Well then why the fuck did she ask fo- ooh, fuck"
Smoker, drinker, elitist. She initially comes off as caring, sensitive and self conscious, but like many things under the Illuminati’s wing, appearances can be quite deceiving. She would have turned on her best friend for an invitation to an underground party before her current employment, and now, well now just hope you don’t stand in the way of something she wants. She doesn’t play fair, and she doesn’t have to, not with Hekate’s blessing. While she does care what people think, she has no problem attempting to invalidate their opinions if they upset her. Surprisingly, she is still very good at making friends and has plenty, though it is doubtful any one person knows all her true feelings and thoughts. She likes, and promotes, the idea that she is just a spoiled one dimensional hipster, but it is likely all of this is part of a wall she’s built up so as not to expose her true self. For someone who appears well put together she is an extremely disorganized person and still extremely messy with sacrifices.
"It was that little dicked asshole Elliot in R&D that started that rumor.
No one in my family was f u c k i n g some underworld nymph."
B r i e f H i s t o r y No one in my family was f u c k i n g some underworld nymph."
She was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY with her exceedingly dull mother and father. An only child, they spoiled the girl and so she has always felt that she was special. But really, she was just your average hipster in art school until she stumbled across this random book on one of her many thrift store visits. At first she thought it was a journal until she decided to get the totally unique symbol on the spine of the book tattooed on her own spine. Then the book started showing her all sorts of things. She began using her own blood to paint and found a way to use her prophetic works of art to pay back some of her student loans. When one of the paintings including some of the sacrificial symbols went for sale in an underground coffee shop the Illuminati started to give Talulah a bit of notice. After glancing over her blog it was decided to bring the girl in.
They attempted to confiscate the book, but no one could read it. They attempted to remove the tattoo, but it remained. What could they do? They offered the girl a job as an asset and made her take down anything to incriminating from her blog. [Her supervisor still regularly asks her to remove images, especially things like the well plated heart on the crossroads- Jesus Talulah, that shit will get you arrested.] They’ve offered her some help in honing her skills, as deemed useful to the higher ups. She dropped out of school and now pretty much just works for the company, smokes weed and lounges around fair trade coffee shops and bars that sell locally brewed beer.
After working for the company for six years she seems rather comfortable with her slip towards power, even if it is minimal in comparison to some of her coworkers. She adapted surprisingly well to back handed politics (likely adopting the same skills she used as a mean girl in high school), occasional blood sacrifices (though she still refuses to kill dogs or cats and prefers transients), and abusing her innocent and harmless looks to get what she wants (again, mean girl, high school).
They attempted to confiscate the book, but no one could read it. They attempted to remove the tattoo, but it remained. What could they do? They offered the girl a job as an asset and made her take down anything to incriminating from her blog. [Her supervisor still regularly asks her to remove images, especially things like the well plated heart on the crossroads- Jesus Talulah, that shit will get you arrested.] They’ve offered her some help in honing her skills, as deemed useful to the higher ups. She dropped out of school and now pretty much just works for the company, smokes weed and lounges around fair trade coffee shops and bars that sell locally brewed beer.
After working for the company for six years she seems rather comfortable with her slip towards power, even if it is minimal in comparison to some of her coworkers. She adapted surprisingly well to back handed politics (likely adopting the same skills she used as a mean girl in high school), occasional blood sacrifices (though she still refuses to kill dogs or cats and prefers transients), and abusing her innocent and harmless looks to get what she wants (again, mean girl, high school).
"Puh-lease, I donated to Haiti before the disaster."
S k i l l s e t Blood Seer, Blood Witch, Bond with Hekate
"I don't *own* him, that's cruel, we just have an understanding."
E q u i p m e n t & S p e l l s ⇸ PRINCE OSWALD OF TARTARUS
She didn't find Oz, he found her shortly after the tattoo incident and has been following her around ever since. They appear to have conversations, but maybe she’s just one of those weirdos that thinks dogs are people- it's hard to tell as he seems very much like a plain (and slightly mangy) mutt to anyone else who meets him.
⇸ AÍMA ÓRKOS TOU HEKATÊThe blood oaths of Hekate is a book of spells and ceremonies that cater to gaining favor with Hekate and other underworld beings of Greek origin. The pages tend to disappear when not properly fed and it can be rather fickle (as most magical objects tend to be).
⇸ SEE THE PAST IN KALECan see the details of someone's past within ground up kale chips
⇸ DRINK THE PRESENTCan see through someone's eyes if she mixes their blood with home brewed liquor and gets a good buzz
⇸ PAINT THE FUTUREPainting with someone's blood allows a glimpse their future, the paintings rarely turn out very good
⇸ DIGITIZE TRACKINGA bit of someone's blood in the USB port of her Iphone adds a tracker to her Imaps
⇸ EATING ORGANIC EMOTIONIngestion of body matter dipped in organic olive oil allows her access to their emotions