Many people would have been overwhelmed by the sudden barrage of questions, but Jocasta nodded her head enthusiastically. For someone who spent so much time with the dead, Jocasta was annoyingly gregarious with the living. That was perhaps a little unfair, as she talked incessantly to the corpses in the morgue as well, though with somewhat fewer responses.
“The cut was deep, through my man’s abs and through the liver.” She made a pantomime stab with a pen in an underhand grip, coming upwards at a slight angle.
“Probably not aiming for it specifically, just a happy accident,” she burbled, putting her hands beneath her shirt and wiggling them to mimic her stomach bloating with an internal hemorrhage. She toppled backwards theatrically, only to be caught by a pair of her skeletal hands that slowed her fall while she waved her arms, as though plunging off a rooftop. For a moment she lay still, playing dead, then bounded back to her feet. Her head swiveled like a gun turret to fix on Adri.
“I didn’t know you were an Ink Skink!” she all but squealed, pronouncing the words more like ‘ank’ and ‘skank’.
“What forum are you on? Wait, are you Calligrafitti289? She does have a boring cop voice. What have you got: lamp black or carbon black? Are you a salt or a vinegar?” Jocasta demanded.
“How does it feel to have put Alcander back in his ‘most boring investigator’ slot?” she asked, hooking a thumb over her shoulder to indicate a specimen fridge covered in magnetic words. Centermost was a list of all the names of the Sunday Group, starting with Emmaline and ending with Ardi. As they watched, one of the hands scuttled over and moved Alcander’s name down to the bottom, pushing Ardi up into second last.
“If we can focus…” Eleanor cut in, clearly working to hold onto her patience.
“Oh… right, what was the question?” Jocasta asked, completely unabashed.
“Carbon or iron, I believe,” Eleanor responded dryly.
“Oh, iron gall obviously. I did say it was 16th century Turkish; carbon ink went out of common usage in the early Byzantine period, although some monasteries…”
“Iron gall?” Eleanor interrupted, knowing that if she were left to her own devices, the necromancer would run on for hours once her enthusiasm was engaged. Jocasta blinked as though suddenly exposed to bright light.
“Iron sulphate and nut gall, from oak trees, duh,” Jocasta said as though exasperated that she needed to clarify such an arcane point. She gave a dramatic wink to Adri in quest of solidarity.
“Alright,” Eleanor replied.
“Let’s run down what we can, then start paying a visit to local associates. Fasel didn’t steal for himself, which means someone hired him.”
“Hey this isn’t a hentai thing is it?” Jocasta asked, “you know squids and ink and everything?”
“Is that a positive or a negative in your book?” Alcander needled. Both necromantic hands presented their middle fingers in response.
“Moving on,” Eleanor interjected hastily.
“Ardi, shake the tree and see what you can find on the local contact angle. Blythe see what you can find on occult uses of ink. Alcander, you are on weapons and counter measures. If this thing has taken multiple victims we should be ready for anything.”
“The cut was deep, through my man’s abs and through the liver.” She made a pantomime stab with a pen in an underhand grip, coming upwards at a slight angle.
“Probably not aiming for it specifically, just a happy accident,” she burbled, putting her hands beneath her shirt and wiggling them to mimic her stomach bloating with an internal hemorrhage. She toppled backwards theatrically, only to be caught by a pair of her skeletal hands that slowed her fall while she waved her arms, as though plunging off a rooftop. For a moment she lay still, playing dead, then bounded back to her feet. Her head swiveled like a gun turret to fix on Adri.
“I didn’t know you were an Ink Skink!” she all but squealed, pronouncing the words more like ‘ank’ and ‘skank’.
“What forum are you on? Wait, are you Calligrafitti289? She does have a boring cop voice. What have you got: lamp black or carbon black? Are you a salt or a vinegar?” Jocasta demanded.
“How does it feel to have put Alcander back in his ‘most boring investigator’ slot?” she asked, hooking a thumb over her shoulder to indicate a specimen fridge covered in magnetic words. Centermost was a list of all the names of the Sunday Group, starting with Emmaline and ending with Ardi. As they watched, one of the hands scuttled over and moved Alcander’s name down to the bottom, pushing Ardi up into second last.
“If we can focus…” Eleanor cut in, clearly working to hold onto her patience.
“Oh… right, what was the question?” Jocasta asked, completely unabashed.
“Carbon or iron, I believe,” Eleanor responded dryly.
“Oh, iron gall obviously. I did say it was 16th century Turkish; carbon ink went out of common usage in the early Byzantine period, although some monasteries…”
“Iron gall?” Eleanor interrupted, knowing that if she were left to her own devices, the necromancer would run on for hours once her enthusiasm was engaged. Jocasta blinked as though suddenly exposed to bright light.
“Iron sulphate and nut gall, from oak trees, duh,” Jocasta said as though exasperated that she needed to clarify such an arcane point. She gave a dramatic wink to Adri in quest of solidarity.
“Alright,” Eleanor replied.
“Let’s run down what we can, then start paying a visit to local associates. Fasel didn’t steal for himself, which means someone hired him.”
“Hey this isn’t a hentai thing is it?” Jocasta asked, “you know squids and ink and everything?”
“Is that a positive or a negative in your book?” Alcander needled. Both necromantic hands presented their middle fingers in response.
“Moving on,” Eleanor interjected hastily.
“Ardi, shake the tree and see what you can find on the local contact angle. Blythe see what you can find on occult uses of ink. Alcander, you are on weapons and counter measures. If this thing has taken multiple victims we should be ready for anything.”