Yellow, Beloved Pupil!
"That's, haaaaa, a nice read. You've picked up a lot more than I've even meant to tell you. Honestly, I'm... I'm so proud of you."
This is perhaps not the best in-character villain speech anybody has ever given, but to be fair to Euna she is sucking air like a vacuum right now, not to mention sweating hard enough that her hair has fallen out of its ties. Which makes it a little difficult to tell but she might also be on the verge of tears. Whatever else she may be Euna very much profiles as a sore loser even though she is as helpless against the allure of a doomed challenge as she's been accused of being. It isn't a fun combination. It's also the basis for her marriage.
Right now she's fighting to keep her body and especially her neck upright, where the lasers aren't touching her. Even now she's doing her best to at least extend her loss for a few extra seconds. Just set a better record. That's all that matters in the moment. Her heel glides across the edge of a gym mat that marks the edge of her arena and the entrance into the Foam Safety Pit of Shame.
Something flashes in her eye. Something dangerous. Her mouth twists into a wolfish grin.
"It's too bad you're wrong, o student mine."
A step back. Over the edge; the cage doesn't extend past the floor. It can't, that's not how lasers work. There's an instant where this seems like the dumbest possible follow up to a taunt like that, but then many things suddenly become clear in the same instant. Euna's gym was an empty, rotting warehouse when she was gifted the deed. Nevertheless, it has regulation-depth foam filled pits under every station where falling is even a vague concern.
This implies some amount of engineering and construction went into the place after she became the owner. The infamously fastidious Euna Kim would have watched over every aspect of that project like a hawk with anxiety. This combined with her long operation and constant use of the place means that if there's anything to know about the floor, she knows it better than anyone else. On a similar note, this is also the woman who purchased the mats she uses as the base for her floor. She has set them up and rearranged them constantly to optimize her space for obstacle courses, basic gym needs, and responses to complaints and requests to make this space as accommodating for everyone who needs it as she can. No one needs to be, generally speaking, but Euna is a god damn expert in the weight, foldability, and rough tensile strength of her floor padding.
A fun followup fact: no dojo master in any movie ever made (or at least the ones worth watching) has ever not been able to perform the fabled Tatami Flip.
Her leg lifts up to her chest independently of the motion of the rest of her body as she falls: only ever occupying the space she's safe inside of. It stomps back down with nothing but raw torque and technique, catching a board at the end of the platform and tilting the mat up, up, up. She twists her body at the waist, whipping her head under the bottom laser and giving her the momentum and surface area to win the physics battle against her own designs. It doesn't lift a lot at first, but the sudden shift is enough to get Yellow's feet to start slipping, and once her weight starts working toward Euna's plans the whole thing accelerates with terrifying rapidity.
The top of the map tilts. It wobbles. There's a window where a surprised but skilled student could bail to one side and save herself. The mat folds in on itself, clunking Yellow on the head and slamming that window shut as it wraps her between layers of padding that is now rolling awkwardly over the edge of the arena and into the foam.
Euna pushes away before it catches her, too. She doesn't aim to slide on the floor, where her profile is still high enough that a laser might catch her, but sails over the edge of the pit and catches a corner of the platform with her ankle. Mastery of body means mastery of the body. She bends her knee to give her hip more momentum in a new direction. She bends her spin so she can roll one shoulder back while counterbalancing her weight with the other arm. She catches the side of the platform with her fingers, and continues into a backflip while perpendicular to the floor before finally swinging up and over and outside the cage that had been built to hold her not a minute before.
She shuts the whole thing off a moment later.
"First of all. My tendencies are exploitable, but they are not a weakness. I resent that you would call them that. And second of all! Did you REALLY think you could attack me with my own gym and expect to get away with it?! Here's your lesson for today: Fights almost never break out in places where you're the expert of the terrain. Observation and clever exploitation of an assumed strength is a truly excellent tactical decision but if you're gonna use the Hot Dom Style as your trump card you have to at least be able to make a reasonable assessment of your opponent's threat range. If you don't understand the enemy's Zone you can't approach. That is true in one hundred percent of combat circumstances, Yels. You're good, but you're not Sarah.
So! Anybody got any questions? Comments? Dating anybody new? We don't have to just beat the hell out of each other and then wave goodbye, you know."
"That's, haaaaa, a nice read. You've picked up a lot more than I've even meant to tell you. Honestly, I'm... I'm so proud of you."
This is perhaps not the best in-character villain speech anybody has ever given, but to be fair to Euna she is sucking air like a vacuum right now, not to mention sweating hard enough that her hair has fallen out of its ties. Which makes it a little difficult to tell but she might also be on the verge of tears. Whatever else she may be Euna very much profiles as a sore loser even though she is as helpless against the allure of a doomed challenge as she's been accused of being. It isn't a fun combination. It's also the basis for her marriage.
Right now she's fighting to keep her body and especially her neck upright, where the lasers aren't touching her. Even now she's doing her best to at least extend her loss for a few extra seconds. Just set a better record. That's all that matters in the moment. Her heel glides across the edge of a gym mat that marks the edge of her arena and the entrance into the Foam Safety Pit of Shame.
Something flashes in her eye. Something dangerous. Her mouth twists into a wolfish grin.
"It's too bad you're wrong, o student mine."
A step back. Over the edge; the cage doesn't extend past the floor. It can't, that's not how lasers work. There's an instant where this seems like the dumbest possible follow up to a taunt like that, but then many things suddenly become clear in the same instant. Euna's gym was an empty, rotting warehouse when she was gifted the deed. Nevertheless, it has regulation-depth foam filled pits under every station where falling is even a vague concern.
This implies some amount of engineering and construction went into the place after she became the owner. The infamously fastidious Euna Kim would have watched over every aspect of that project like a hawk with anxiety. This combined with her long operation and constant use of the place means that if there's anything to know about the floor, she knows it better than anyone else. On a similar note, this is also the woman who purchased the mats she uses as the base for her floor. She has set them up and rearranged them constantly to optimize her space for obstacle courses, basic gym needs, and responses to complaints and requests to make this space as accommodating for everyone who needs it as she can. No one needs to be, generally speaking, but Euna is a god damn expert in the weight, foldability, and rough tensile strength of her floor padding.
A fun followup fact: no dojo master in any movie ever made (or at least the ones worth watching) has ever not been able to perform the fabled Tatami Flip.
Her leg lifts up to her chest independently of the motion of the rest of her body as she falls: only ever occupying the space she's safe inside of. It stomps back down with nothing but raw torque and technique, catching a board at the end of the platform and tilting the mat up, up, up. She twists her body at the waist, whipping her head under the bottom laser and giving her the momentum and surface area to win the physics battle against her own designs. It doesn't lift a lot at first, but the sudden shift is enough to get Yellow's feet to start slipping, and once her weight starts working toward Euna's plans the whole thing accelerates with terrifying rapidity.
The top of the map tilts. It wobbles. There's a window where a surprised but skilled student could bail to one side and save herself. The mat folds in on itself, clunking Yellow on the head and slamming that window shut as it wraps her between layers of padding that is now rolling awkwardly over the edge of the arena and into the foam.
Euna pushes away before it catches her, too. She doesn't aim to slide on the floor, where her profile is still high enough that a laser might catch her, but sails over the edge of the pit and catches a corner of the platform with her ankle. Mastery of body means mastery of the body. She bends her knee to give her hip more momentum in a new direction. She bends her spin so she can roll one shoulder back while counterbalancing her weight with the other arm. She catches the side of the platform with her fingers, and continues into a backflip while perpendicular to the floor before finally swinging up and over and outside the cage that had been built to hold her not a minute before.
She shuts the whole thing off a moment later.
"First of all. My tendencies are exploitable, but they are not a weakness. I resent that you would call them that. And second of all! Did you REALLY think you could attack me with my own gym and expect to get away with it?! Here's your lesson for today: Fights almost never break out in places where you're the expert of the terrain. Observation and clever exploitation of an assumed strength is a truly excellent tactical decision but if you're gonna use the Hot Dom Style as your trump card you have to at least be able to make a reasonable assessment of your opponent's threat range. If you don't understand the enemy's Zone you can't approach. That is true in one hundred percent of combat circumstances, Yels. You're good, but you're not Sarah.
So! Anybody got any questions? Comments? Dating anybody new? We don't have to just beat the hell out of each other and then wave goodbye, you know."