Avatar of Pleek
  • Last Seen: 7 yrs ago
  • Joined: 8 yrs ago
  • Posts: 99 (0.04 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Pleek 8 yrs ago

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

Here ya go.

Sure why not.
Amazons with an s.
Speaking of characters dying and staying dead; I'm thinking of going Amazons.
@IncredibleBee

Kinda at a loss for what to do.

Mind sprucing up some demons for Tyr to beat up, please?


*ahem*

The armored man in the street met a terrible shower of debris as the Revengeance passed by him, narrowly avoiding him by mere yards. Thrown molotov cocktails and scattered pavement clattered against his armor as the crew rained fire down on him. As quickly as it came, the Revengeance tore a path along the street away from him.


There be pirates who have been patiently waiting for others to react to their piracy I wager. I guess those pings didn't go off?
Special Attorney Saxton Cane Esquire smirked as his civil law legal maneuvering was complimented. "Yes my elegance in the court-room is unparalleled." spoke Saxton Cane as he entered the room behind the sound of rending and tearing done by Zacharias. Adjusting his glasses the attorney began to tiptoe around the massive pool of blood; obviously these shoes couldn't be stained. Cane idly looked at his sleeves to make sure they weren't getting too wrinkled as he continued to follow the preacher-man who was serving as a fine bodyguard through this treacherous building.

His eyes sparkled as Zacharias began to bring up what the attorney thought of in the back of his mind; he was going to get another very nice payday.

Adjusting his tie Saxton Cane began to speak, "Hypothetically" mused Saxton, "If this woman was still allegedly considered part of your group; yes I definitely see this going to court on your end. Now, in my opinion as of course I do not have all of the facts of this hypothetical, I can still safely say any of these alleged acts of genocide would be tried on the world stage. Of course this is merely speculation on my part as I am not aware of what the hypothetical scope this woman is capable of performing on."

Moving his lips from side to side Saxton Cane paused for a moment before going on. "Now then assuming I do not have to represent this woman, it will be a much easier burden to me. Your church should not be charged with the bulk of these hypothetical charges. However that is not to say that your organization will avoid trial. Let us say this woman is charged first, she might make allegations about your group being the source of her madness, or perhaps acting under orders like say how the Nazi Officers did, and that's where the real culpability will come into play. I will most likely have to prove that your organizations did not violate say, International Human Right Laws, which might be brought up. I have not even begun to go into the class action law suit that would surely be taken to a Civil Court going after your organization for potentially influencing and being at fault for creating this woman's, let's go with 'ideals'."

"Of course it is much to early for me to provide much conjecture about this situation" spoke Saxton Cane as he adjusted his tie once again, "As we are dealing with hypotheticals right now and I am simply offering opinion and perspective at what I think might be the most probable circumstances for it. But needless to say, yes, there will most certainly be many trials following these potential events. You will need to provide me with more details as they arise so that I may give a more proper opinion on the matter and prepare future arguing points for when we do go to trial."
The bus was asking for it.

Meanwhile in the world of baseball, well before games start to matter, hope none of you are Red Sox fans cause they just got caught stealing Yankees and other teams hand signals via use of electronic devices. I have to imagine the commission is going to punish the Sox fairly hard. Dodgers still looking really damn strong but again it is way too early to tell if they are going to be able to keep it up when we get to the 'actual games'.

Special Attorney Saxton Cane just kept a steady position on the roof watching Udrac agree to offer his services; well that was until something distracted him. It was probably the sheer force of presence that Cane had about him. As Udrac hopped down to chase after that ghastly remnant from a time Spain ruled the seas, Saxton Cane pushed his glasses upwards. Placing his freehand on his temple Saxton began to chuckle.

"Jumping down from rooftop to rooftop... Like my health insurance company would cover that if I took any damages from it." He turned his head and nodded in acknowledgement to Zacharias, but before he began any felicitations Cane paused in his tracks for as he noticed in the distance there was a snowbank still happened to be present. Well that certainly is another method down thought the Special Attorney.

Casually he walked over towards Zacharias and gave a small wave. "Not this day Biblethumper; not this day." Cane stopped in the middle of his stroll as he gazed at the sight of the building rooftops and the snow-banks as he thought of which way down would be the safest. After all he was sure his client would be patient, plus again this was going to be charged as part of the travel expenses.

Snapping his fingers Saxton glanced at Zacharias, "I have it on good authority the reason why you are here; walk and talk with me about the legal troubles the church found itself in this time. Oh and also keep any of those pesky critters away from me, I have another client I need to catch up with fairly soon at Lukewarm Avenue."

Special Attorney Saxton Cane shrugged, "Or I suppose you can chase after whatever it was that Tarzan wanted to catch. Either way I am a busy professional and I really must be going. Whichever decision you pick is up to you and not of any other plan."

With that Saxton Cane found the best option off of this building was the roof access point. So he walked towards that door, opened it and began to walk down the flight of stairs that were accessible from it. Sure it might take longer than sliding down the snowbank or jumping from rooftop to rooftop, but it would certainly get him down to the streets in a safe manner that he wouldn't have to awkwardly explain to insurance agents.
@Zombehs

With a sigh of relief Saxton Cane adjusted his glasses and stared at the larger fellow who answered his plea for help. He then took a moment to see how well the 'probable juicer' brushed off his suit. Grimacing Special Attorney Cane used his free hand to brush off the sleeve elbow on the side in which the briefcase was being held.

Wordlessly Cane carefully set down his briefcase as he pulled out a single business card and a pen that survived the journey. The Tinman shall rue this day... thought Saxton as with a graceful flourish he autographed the backside of his own business card.

Click.

Returning the pen to his pocket Saxton Cane grabbed his briefcase, and handed the signed card to Udrac. "You must be very honored to receive this one of a kind deal from me. Just present the card back to me when you are in need of legal representation. Understand Tarzan?"

Pushing on the rim of his glasses he scoped the best means of getting down from the building safely. After all he had real business to attend to.

"As for your question," Saxton began, "any and all damages I have been through this day will be proven, perhaps settled outside depending on how much groveling the Tinman will do for I am a genteel man, in the proper arena of Civil Court."

Straightening out his tie, Special Attorney Saxton Cane Esquire once again made sure to find his best manner of escape. "While I am certain you have much admiring of me to do, I really must be going. I have a client waiting for me."

Gears in his head began turning; perhaps he could use this brute to keep further distractions away. After all why bother with the riff raff Demons outside the courtroom?

"Tarzan" Saxton began, "do you want to help more who were unfairly cast into precarious situations? I sense you do, after all you lifted me up from a ghastly affair. I intend to do the same for my client. Help me get to Lukewarm Avenue and you will help more than you could have possibly done alone. So what do you say?"
Note to self, next time Ford Pinto.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet