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Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
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Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
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  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
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  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Rannon



It had grown into a larger turnout than he had expected.

The diplomats and entourages of Thedas had all come from their palaces of ivory and keeps of stone, and he had expected to see an influx of newcomers both great and small. The courtyard was nearly filled to its edges with wardens, and he was entirely certain that they would continue to trickle in as the day progressed.

Rannon had been in the Anderfells since he had become a Grey Warden, those handful of years ago. It had been grueling, and unforgiving. The training was without a doubt beyond anything he had expected, and even fighting darkspawn in the heart of the Kokari Wilds was nothing compared to the regimen of Wardens in the Anderfells. Yet it was worth it, and it had kept him alive during every skirmish. Now, he dreamed of killing darkspawn, of spilling their blood and filling the oceans with it. He had been concerned about that, initially, but after speaking with a superior, he had learned the taint effected each warden in unique ways. This was his way of psyching himself up for more, and he never tired of it.

Rannon had not gotten too much sleep the night before, staying up late and playing cards with a few of his fellow wardens deep into the night. It had not been smart, but at least it was not before a large battle, and to his credit, Rannon had not touched a drop of alcohol. Plus, he had a very trustworthy wake-up call.

Rannon's constant companion sat at his feet, panting from the light heat of the sun. Gideon woke up at the crack of dawn every day and demanded Rannon do the same, ready to spring into training or play, whichever was on his master's schedule. The two of them looked much like one another. Both were large, muscled, and dangerous, yet neither of them were dangerous to anyone who did not deserve it. Gideon's paws were the size of fists, both forepaws planted on the flagstones as he sniffed the air and watched the newcomers walk by. A few stopped and commented on Gideon, some wanting to pet him while others were wary. Rannon never shied from letting anyone who wanted to, to give him a good scratch. Gideon was a slut for it, even though he was sometimes uneasy around strangers from distant lands.

"Harump!" Gideon barked sharply, wiggling slightly before gazing up at Rannon. The Mabari was nothing if not headstrong, and he usually made his wishes very clear. A few passersby flinched at the loud bark, but once they realized Gideon hadn't moved, they were calmed. The big Fereldan man looked down at his friend, and shook his head.

"Just be patient, I'll run you soon." He promised his Mabari, arms crossed. Rannon just gazed out from the wall he leaned on, content to wait. "Right now, orders are to stay here. You know that."
She was a strange woman, but he could see what someone might find endearing about her. The lady had an odd quality about her that was intelligent yet manic, but Kasimir supposed someone might say that a man who found that attractive might have some problems of their own. He shoved the thought away, and nodded at her question. "Yes, the first bouts were ones where one man could challenge another beforehand. They're supposed to be more noteworthy, but really they're mere preliminaries compared to the real mélee."

Below them, courtiers and squires hustled back and forth, clearing the arena of fallen men and arms, moving the fenceposts and raising banners for the knights and champions that would be fighting in the coming battle royale. Grimly, Kasimir wondered if Oderick would have been one of the contenders, had he not died the night before. The time moved swiftly, and soon there were twelve men in heavy plate of varying designs, armed with swords and shields. One man held an axe in both hands, and another bore a great hammer. Kasimir was somewhat interested in the bout, but his eyes still wandered. The paranoia of assassins did that to the mind, and it was by Ulric's blessing then was the time he had chosen to do it.

As the trumpets sounded, and the men's cries rose up for battle, Kasimir spied a pair of eyes looking directly at him atop one of the wood towers overlooking the tourney. It took him the span of a second to realize it was a crossbowman, and he saw the main raise his weapon in his direction. Kasimir sucked in a breath, and then shoved himself into Eleanor, pushing the both of them off her chair to the floor as the quarrel struck the back of Kasimir's chair, quivering from the impact. Kasimir hadn't noticed it had been meant for him, until he looked up from his prone position and realized he had saved his own life instead. The crossbowmen must have been either a bad shot, or had wanted to eliminate him so that Eleanor would be an easier target.

"Let's go." He whispered to her, helping the shapely woman to her feet. He looked back at the tower, and saw the crossbowman had disappeared.

The two of them managed to squeeze their way past the other nobility, through the side corridor leading out of the stands. Unfortunately, they had to pass through a thick crowd of commoners congregating around the small areas outside of the stands where they might catch a glimpse of the bout. Kasimir walked ahead of her, eyes peeled.

"Kissymir!" She shouted, and he turned to see one of the teeming masses break off to his left, glimpsing the flash of steel. Kasimir pivoted and sidestepped, pushing Eleanor away as the claoked man, wielding a shortsword, cut and stabbed at him. Kasimir ducked and leaped back, and stepped behind a wooden support beam. The short sword, slicing at his head, cut into the wood. Kasimir grabbed the man's forearm as he tried to pry the weapon free, and punched him in the face as hard as he could. He went down in a heap, and those commoners that saw only watched in wonder, not bothering to help.

"Who are you!?" Kasimir ordered, stomping on the man's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. "Who in Ulric's name do you work for?"

As Kasimir grabbed the man's collar, he saw the fellow's face, finally. He had a long nose and a wizened visage, despite being younger than forty. His eyes wild, he smiled wickedly, and Kasimir saw one of his teeth missing. Within moments, foam and bile rose from the assassin's throat, and he began convulsing.

"Poiee-san" Eleanor gasped.

Kasimir stared a moment longer as the man turned into a corpse, and he dropped him to the floor.
"Good idea," he said, gazing around the small suite. It was more lavish than he would have thought, not to mention the collection of weapons that was practically bursting out of the duffel. "And you had the money for..." He let the statement drop. He guessed she really had gambled on this kind of life. Jo likely saved up for months to get this ready, or she just stole it all. Both were likely, in his opinion.

"This was supposed to be my debut." She admitted, somewhat embarrassed.

"Still is," Markus reminded her, standing up from the chair he had grabbed. He went over to the duffel and set it at the foot of the bed. "You mind if I have a look?"

"Be my guest." She said, perching at the side of the bed and idly swinging her feet as Markus zipped open the bag and pulled out a myriad of guns. As he did so, her smile widened as Markus's eyes grew wider. It was clear the usually unshakeable merc was getting bewildered at how many guns had been crammed into here, and how she had gotten them all. Even as Markus gave a 'fuck me' in awe, she began to talk conversationally. "Speaking of which, I have a question. When it was time to team up, you had a real rep. Why team up with me?"

He shook his head, trying to place the guns in a manner that gave them a suitable part of the bed so he could view them all properly. Despite still being surprised, his voice was cool. "You mean other than saving my life?"

"Yeah."

Markus eyed the gauss rifle, but instead picked up the M7C handgun, checking its firing mechanism and the clip, searching for a few rounds of ammo for it. He never usually had a pistol, but with his sword gone and only his carbine on hand, he needed something that he could conceal with a modicum of stopping power. The M7C hadn't been in production in decades, he was surprised she got a hold of one. "You're new to the game. I knew everyone wanting to team up with me would just as easily shoot me in the back if it got them a larger share."

"And you didn't think the person who infiltrated the meeting via disguise was that kind of girl?" She retorted as Markus balanced a few throwing knifes on his finger. He flipped one and whipped it through the air, noting the light whistling. Satisfied, he pocketed a few on his belt.

"Took a risk. Hasn't happened yet." He replied with a shrug, hefting a HRK riotgun. A six gauge with controlled plasma rounds, at least theoretically. He rummaged through the ammo, trying to see if he could find a few. It could blow a sizeable crater in a 2 inch place of titanium C. Eventually he found a few, but he would need to conceal the weapon in an over-the-shoulder case.

"And you've never done that before?"

"Not unless someone was already planning on doing it to me." Markus loaded the riotgun, pumping it for good measure. Jocasta had hopped off the bed at that point, fishing through the closet and shoving aside the dressed before she tossed a bundle to Markus. He caught it with his right hand, raising an eyebrow skeptically.

"Here, don't have much in your size, but there was an oversized workers outfit that I'd bet is your fit."

It was grey and white, and would at least serve to make anyone pointing a weapon at him think for a moment before firing. He shrugged again, dropping the shotgun and stripping his shirt off. He was lean but cut, with numerous scars from over a decade of hard living. Most notably there was a large scar on his abdomen, and a burn mark on his back that looked to be caused via some sort of plasma. Three oxidized dog tags 'clinked' against his chest when the top came off.

"Where's the bathroom? I'll change in there."


Gonna clean it up a bit, but that should be done
Davian had a sour look. He had not had a proper sword duel in months, and he yearned to feel the clatter of steel on steel. The pressure on his arm when he drove a point home. It sounded brutal when one said it outloud, but such was the way in his homeland. They dueled as easily and readily as breathing, but only when the opportunity truly called for it, at least to their eyes. Still, he was not against a match with fists. Davian was taller, likely stronger, and without a doubt more experienced than Gil, unless the unassuming rat of a man was secretly a warder or a hunched aielman.

Davian stripped off his tunic, and though his torso was not bare, the thin white linen starkly contrasted his sunkissed skin and black tousled hair. He rolled his sleeves up, revealing a burn on his left forearm, and the end of a small scar against his right elbow. Gil, seeing Davian was not intimidated, was a bit perturbed, but he stepped into the center of the deck anyway from the raucous laughter and comments from the other crewmen.

"Just hold your tongue and I'll let you walk away." Davian remarked, taking a practiced stance, fists held close to his body as he bent his legs.

"Don't insult me, stowaway!" Gil snarled, and it was as good a bell as any. Davian leaped forward, but feinted, using his long legs to dance back before he even bothered to swing. Gil swiped, but hit only air. Davian pivoted and leaped back into range before an eye could blink, and his fist connected with Gil's cheek. The man grunted and was stunned, but he didn't stumble. It was too quick and with little power. Davian's next fist did not have handicap, hitting Gil in the stomach like a sledgehammer. Gil doubled over, but sailors were nothing if not stubborn. He used the swinging of his upper torso to launch himself forward, trying to grapple with Davian. The thief-taker was caught, and the two went down in a cacophony of limbs and curses. Davian had to admit the seadog gave him a few good bruises, but within moments, the man from Ebou Dar had his arm around his neck. Davian squeezed, and it was only Zoya shouting his name that got him to let up, and it was then he realized the men had already been attempting to loosen the clamp that was his arm.

Gil was almost blue in the face, and he gasped for air like a man in the desert supping water. The Captain looked relieved, keeping Davian at bay with his hands on the thief-taker shoulders. Gil was helped to his feet, the scraggly sailor baring his teeth in frustration. He glared daggers at Davian, shoving his crewmates off of him. A few notable men did not aid him, watching with satisfied expressions as if they had been waiting for someone to make a fool of him.

"This isn't over!" Gil said, pointing at Davian with a fat finger. Above, the clouds roared with thunder, and distant flashes shimmered in the clouds. The men grumbled, eyeing him. Davian knew they, despite being his crew, they wanted him to accept the decision of the fight. A few started at Davian, as if to blame him for not losing like a decent landlubber. Gil stood apart from the rest, having pushed his fellows away to keep his dignity. He groaned, but at their looks, he acquiesced. "I'll hold my tongue, but the sooner you and that witch are off this boat, th-"

There was a clap, as if the creator himself had struck a cosmic anvil with a hammer the size of the world. Davian's sight went white, and then immediately dark. His ears rang, and for a moment he felt as if he was outside of the very wheel itself. But gradually, the world came back to him, and as the formeless floor and shapes of men began to grow more solid in his vision, he saw what had happened.

Gil was no more than a smoking ruin on the deck, having been struck by lightning.
Kasimir actually agreed with Eleanor, at least when it came to real battle. He had never been in an engagement beyond a skirmish, but Kasimir had survived around half a dozen situations where he had to fight to live, twice by beastmen and once by orcs. He was not above using guile and wiles to win, but he was surprised Eleanor would have the same opinion. Or surprised that she would show it, more like, he thought to himself. Still, when it came to a melee, a part of him did maintain that winning should be done fairly, because the entire point of it was the show. If you did not win the crowd, winning the fight did little. You wanted to show you were good while also acting in a manner befitting a knight, or people would not endorse you.

Then again, if there was prize money, he couldn't fault Kreiger if he got paid a pretty penny.

It was her next question that surprised him the most. At first he thought he misunderstood her, but when he saw she looked at him expectantly, he took a moment to think. How much did he want to say to her? And why did she care, really? He supposed he did save her life an hour before. Or maybe she simply knew he wanted nothing from her. Still, she looked thoughtful, and he found himself answering as if it were someone else talking. "No... Well, I suppose I should be. I get to eat when so many people don't, I get to attend tourneys and plays. Hells, many men would fight duels for the right to accompany a woman like you," He admitted, shrugging so as not to have her read too much into that. He was surprised he said it, himself. But it was true, as much as she annoyed him, she was beautiful and clearly intelligent. He looked at the tourney grounds, the squires aiding Ulf out of the arena. "But I don't think so."

She was clearly surprised at the evident compliment, but appeared thoughtful of the entirety of his answer. The woman asked. "Why iz zat, Kissymir?"

"I guess I feel trapped. I suppose I feel like I'm always the last on everyone's list, or the first to be blamed. Just one poor comment from being tossed into the street, and it's not even based on my own merit, at the end of the day. Just on other's opinions of me." He glanced at her. If she was a noblewoman, this was likely foreign to her. And if she wasn't, he still didn't know if she cared. "I suppose that sounds silly."

After she responded, he would ask her the same question.
Markus sat at the cockpit out of habit, and made himself busy by jerryrigging the controls to open the hatch for them when they arrived. Jocasta poked her head in, and then plopped down on the seat beside him as he worked. There really was no need for a cockpit, but it was there in case of emergencies if passengers were aboard. Once Markus asked her about her plan for the God's Eye, she retorted in her usual tongue-in-cheek manner, and he gave a small grin to himself.

"If we did that, then he wouldn't know it was us who took his ship." He told her, bending down to realign a few wires. She watched him with her arms crossed on the small, albeit thick railing between their chairs.

"I heard you were wanted in a few star systems. Do you really want to be chased more, or do you just want to be popular wherever you go?" She asked.

"Like I said," He grunted, pulling himself out from under the dash, running his hand through his thick head of dark hair. "You don't have to help if you don't want to." Markus fell back into the chair and got comfortable for the remainder of the journey.

"I could never leave my darling fiancé in his time of need!" Jocasta said in a high-pitched, whimsical manner, dramatically laying her head on his shoulder, her thick hair tickling his nose. He glanced at her and smirked at her shakespearean manner.

"I'll trust your plan, babe." He told her to play along, reaching up to flip a switch on the top panel. Markus sighed, thinking about through the last few days in his temporary partnership with Jocasta. It was true she was crazy, but to his surprise, it wasn't in a dangerous way. He wouldn't say he was bad with people, but no one was going to hand him a public relations medal anytime soon, yet he felt like Jocasta had a magic key that opened up any door, either through guile or her hacking skills. That, coupled with the fact she could at least hold her own in a fight, despite himself he was considering offering her a partnership. Usually he worked alone, but despite himself she was growing on him quickly. "But to your question, infamy can be a good thing in our line of work."

"It's good to be a target for bounty hunters?" She asked wryly.

"That's an added risk, but a reputation gets you jobs." He remarked.

"Jobs where people screw you over?" She chimed in with a dazzling smile.

He chuckled. "That's my point. If we pull this off, some potentate will think twice before double crossing us. And the others will know we keep our word and get jobs done."

The lovely woman lifted her head and placed her hands together, bowing to him with her eyes closed. "Thank you Sifu, you are as wise as you are handsome."

"Flattery won't get you extra credit." He replied wryly, checking the ETA on the screen. Still fifteen minutes to go before visibility.

"And what would? I can do a handstand too. Shall I belly dance? Once we get your sword I can juggle it?" She asked each question with a different cadence, clearly having fun teasing him.

"We'll discuss it over drinks-"

"That you're paying for." She pointed out amusedly.

"Yeah, yeah."

The ship began to rumble as it slowed its ascent, and a red light pinged above them. In the distance, the God's Eye floated much as it had two days when Markus had arrived with the mutants. This time, he wouldn't leave without a prize.
"You've made yourself comfortable here, haven't you?" A voice spoke with a clipped andredian accent, much like hers. Emmaline turned from her letter, and saw a man she did not recognize. He was perhaps a few years her senior, with a wide brimmed hat and a green tunic that hugged his torso. His blue eyes were grim, and he wore a smile that could cut glass. "And you're a lady of the aristocracy now, I hear?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't order any wine, but it seems you already partook enough." Emmaline replied back, doing her best not to appear intimidated.

"They told me you were clever, though they didn't inform me of your considerable assets beyond that count." He said, and stepped into the room, sliding his hands into his pockets as he glanced around. "I'm not here to do you or your boytoy any harm. I'm just here to remind you where your loyalties lie. You still owe quite the debt, and there a handful of people in this city who would be very glad if you were of the mind to pay it back."

He pulled out a carefully folded cloth and tossed it on the bed. "No need to worry now, just know some will be watching. We'll be in touch, shortly."

He left without another word, and when Emmaline picked up the cloth and unfolded it, she found the black marked symbol of the Occult Bastion upon it.




I felt like he was chasing a ghost. As fast as I ran, the hooded figure was just barely at the corner of my vision, ducking into alleys and sliding up causeways. Small tendrils of the great river pierced the city in rivulets, and at one point when I had leaped to the wall and pushed off of it, soaring over a screaming woman carrying a basket of fruits, I watched in similar awe as the figure leaped across one of the canals. I decided to change tactics, remembering the layout of the city from his youth. It looked like the hooded figure was fleeing toward the south eastern section of the city, and so instead of following, I made a quick decision and turned right, running down the street that hugged the canal, nearly colliding into a coach led by two horses of immaculate breeding.

"Who in Jarsom's arse?" A poshed voice cried from behind a tinted window.

"Sorry!" Was all I managed to say to whom I presumed was a lord of the enclave, and sprinted left up the bridge and over it, then skidded right again to run perpendicular up a pathway walk. Despite the circumstances, it felt good to see the architecture and style of the city again. It brought back a lot of memories. The sumptuous decoration and soaring spaces of the inner city and the well-paved inlaid stone streets were the envy of many cities along the coastline. Black swampstone and imported materials from across the exotic south made a stately and eye-catching assortment of buildings. It was lucky for him that he ended up running into a veranda that was not currently occupied.

As I made it to a crossroad between apartments, I caught the cloaked figure flying past my eyes. I growled determinedly and leaped, and with a strong arm, I managed to grab hold of the cloak and yank it back. The figure stumbled, but rose up like a cobra, spinning. Somehow it had a sword in its hand, the blade a blur that nearly cut my head in two. I ducked, but there was too much momentum to do so without concern. So I threw my head and torso back and caught the floor with my hands, lifting my feet to strike the figure center mass. I felt my boots connect with something solid, and the figure crashed through the wooden shutters of a maisonette, hitting the floor with a roll as the sword clattered atop the tiles. I was on it like a pouncing tiger, grabbing the prone form by its collar and lifting its hood.

"What the fu..." I breathed. The grotesque state of the man, or what was once a man, gave him pause. Half of his face was cracked like cooled magma or charred wood, its eye an empty socket that glowed red. It hissed, and grabbed at my forearm. Immediately, I felt something inhuman and painful from the touch, and I pulled away, hurriedly.

"You will not stop us." The thing croaked, its tongue lashing against its lips. "We have foreseen your doom."

"I don't even know you!" I remarked, exasperated. Still, when the thing went for its sword again, I went for my axe. Luckily, I was the quicker, and before two beats of a heart, its head rolled across the floor and then burst into ashes, as if something had built up pressure and caused it to rupture.

"Evergod save me," I muttered, and wiped my hands on my trousers. I took the strange looking sword the thing had reached for, grabbed what gold was off the man, and wound up both in a torn part of the cultist's cloak. Then, prudently, I ran away from the scene as quickly and quietly as possible to keep any odd questions finding their way to me. And on the way back, though, I found himself in the marketplace.

There was faint music wafting across the air, and a general murmur of haggling and laughter. It seemed I had eluded the authorities, and felt a sense of calm wash over me, feeling casual and upbeat here. I saw a man selling vintage bottles of alcohol from across the world, men and women of varying ethnicities and accents whispering to one another as they surveyed his stock. I was never much of a drinker, but I did see something I couldn't believe, and what's more, I recognized. Maybe I could...

Ten minutes later, I marched up the stairs of the inn and stepped to the door of my new room with Emmaline, and knocked with three solid rapts. When Emmaline opened, I had prepped myself for a scene, casually leaning one hand against the doorframe, a rose in my mouth. In my other hand, I held a bottle of stout glass of dark liqud, and on the front it said "Bolgar's Best Brew." A dwarven stout. I wriggled my eyebrows. "Bought you something, babe." I announced, then shrugged. "I got some good news and some strange news." I stepped in, kicking the door closed behind me. "The good news is, as I hinted, this bottle is yours. Only the best for my big booty girlfriend. Strange news, well..."
The chamberlain had informed Kasimir that today they would be attending a mĂȘlĂ©e, followed by lunch in the form of a feast, and then a theatrical production in the great atrium. All grand opportunities for Eleanor to be presented to an eligible bachelor, and all prime ways to get herself killed. Much to Kasimir's chagrin, that meant he would have to experience all of them. Perhaps the mĂȘlĂ©e was not so bad, and it depended on which play was being performed. He had gained a taste for the arts in Altdorf, but just a taste. He still was not a diehard melodrama fan like some southern nobles or high-class merchants.

He lead her east through the palace, passed depictions of ancient battles and paintings of more recent excursions into the drakwald. Wolf pelts and well polished weapons were hung on display, and long drape curtains were embroidered with fatalistic, gothic motifs. Most southerners would have found it barbaric, but despite Kasimir's education, he felt a sense of nostalgia moving through these halls again. Unfortunately, it was not the only blast from the past he was going to view on their way to the ballroom.

The corridor hit a four way cross section, and before the bastard and his cargo could pass through to the eastern wing of the palace, a man Kasimir instantly recognized stepped out of the left hallway.

Lucien Schroder, Vicount of the Middle Mountains and Marchwarden of the Grand Gates, raised his brow and smiled wickedly. No one else would have noticed the scowl on his face that had so quickly vanished. He was the richest man in the realm, bar the Graff, though he had very little lands to his name. The Middle Mountains, though rich in minerals, were an infestation of goblins and other foul creatures. As a favor to his father, Boris Todbringer had gifted him the honorific of Marchwarden of the Grant Gates, as the family spent most of their time in the capital, and the title had passed to Lucien. Kasimir and he had never liked each other, even as small children.

"Ah Kasimir, have you been avoiding me?" He asked, his voice smooth and subtle. He was not unhandsome, with brown hair swept back and a broad face, though he wouldn't be called strapping or raffishly striking like the Graf's bastard. If Kasimir was a sturdy longsword; lean, dangerous, with some rust from previous battles, then Lucien was a ceremonial basilard; polished, cultured, but unsullied. His long blue tunic was embroidered beautifully with white thread, yet he carried himself as if it was a simple dayly coat. "Rumor has it you're Lady De Aberville's newest suitor."

Kasimir tried to keep his face neutral. "Hardly, my lord. I am responsible for her safety, and as such I am tasked with attending to her and accompanying her to what events she is wont to go. Beyond that I care little." He shrugged, glancing at Eleanor who watched with sharp eyes. "Court her if you wish."

For his part, Lucien inclined his head at Eleanor. "Every nobleman in middleheim would be delighted to hear it. And as her ward, you would do well to introduce me."

Kasimir did so without enthusiasm, letting Eleanor know just how wealthy he was. Perhaps Lucien could solve his problem here and now and the both of them would go elsewhere, but something kept the Vicount from asking her, currently, though he did appear to look at her as though she were a piece of meat. When Kasimir was finished, Lucien turned his blue eyes on him, a smile returning to his face. That meant something treacherous was on the way.

"I imagine, lady Eleanor, it must be a chore to have to deal with him." He said, his eyes never leaving Kasimir. Next he spoke directly to the bastard. "I had always thought you would make a fine upjumped bodyguard. It seems that is all you can amount to."

Kasimir would not take the bait. Instead, he bade Eleanor forward, attempting to step past the unpleasant Vicount. "My father, in his wisdom, evidently agrees with you. If you'll excuse us, my lord."

"Your father? The Graf you mean." Lucien corrected him from behind his back. The Vicount turned, and it was clear he was trying to provoke him, though it was also evident he believed every word he spoke. "Being his bastard does not exonerate you from tradition. And some of us are still unconvinced... you certainly do not look like him."

The bastard halted at that. "Nor do you, yet you strut around as if you're next in line to inherit. I would cease your incessant scheming my lord. That too, has not gone unnoticed." Kasimir replied without looking back. He did not even address him as 'my lord.' It was a cold statement. Lord Lucien's eyes flared, and he stepped forward, his hand under his surcoat as if grasping a blade. Suddenly, Eleanor stepped between them, her hand out as if to allow him to kiss it.

"Eet iz a puh-leazsher to meet you, mon Seigneur," She said. He blinked, unsure of what to do for a quick moment, before bowing before her and taking her hand in his to give a gentle kiss.

"The pleasure is mine, la dame." He replied sweetly. "I have been to Brettonia, though not to Couronne. I look forward to speaking to you-" His eyes flicked to Kasimir, who awaited Eleanor. "-alone."

The pair of them left him there to continue with his business, and shortly arrived to the ballroom, where the feast was being prepared. The doors to the kitchen were wide open, and after a a brief discussion with one of the maids, they brought out a sizeable glass plate with grooves beyond its center, carved in small intricate designs of flowers and woodland shapes. Upon it was numerous, fairly large balls of chocolate coated with shells made of sugar and corn syrup, the result being a sweet treat with a a crunch. Eleanor took the plate greedily and popped one into her mouth, and an elated 'mmmm oui, iz délicieux!' escaped her lips.

After she had devoured four, Kasimir design to try one. He reached for one of the balls, but she smacked his hand. "Non, ze ees mes bonbons!" She remarked, haughtily. Kasimir gave her a look, but shrugged and turned, eyeing the door in case anyone entered the large, now mostly empty room to threatened Eleanor's life. A few moment's later, he heard her voice say "Erm, Kissymir? I 'ave a ques-chun, iv you would answere?"

"I wouldn't worry. Your split ends are hardly noticable." He remarked dryly. He heard her give an intake of breathe, but whether to laugh or pout, he wasn't certain. The next moment, he heard a strange 'hhhrrrk', and a moment of silence. Kasimir turned at the curious noise, and he found Eleanor standing there with her eyes wide, a slim hand reaching for her neck. Her lips opened, but no sound came out. She dropped the plate, the glass shattering on the floor and reached for her throat with both hands, panic in her face.

Kasimir's face went from tired to alert, and he moved without thought. Sweeping around behind her, he place his strong hands just above the belly button and below the ribcage, and gave her three solid thrusts. On the third, a wet, sweet ball flew out of her mouth and hit the floor, rolled across the tiles. She coughed, gasping for lungfuls of air, but within moments the color came back to her cheeks. Kasimir let waist go, but held her forearm and hand to keep her steady.

"Are you alright, Eleanor?" He asked breathily.
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