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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
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My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo. Rest in peace you strange, strange man.
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My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
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My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up like herself, and act like a fucking bitch all the time.
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“I have 3 kids and no money, why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money.” -Homer Simpson
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I love writing when I have the time and motivation for it. My posting frequency is generally one or two times a week on average. Supernatural, Horror and Fantasy are usually the genres I hang around most, but I'm not afraid to experiment with something new. I've made a lot great friends here, many of whom I met when creating the Red Hood universe, and am always looking forward to making more.

I tend to be a little raunchy and crude at times but if you can handle that, you'll have a heck of an RP buddy in me!

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Red Dead Reckoning
X-Men: Avalon Rising
X-Men: The New Era
Cold Front: Tacitum
Crime & Devilry
Welcome to Ashton
The Fates' School for Gifted Monsters
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Rebellion
Haven for the Inhuman
Animalia
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Drake: Inextinguishable
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Frontier of the Damned
Land of the Giants
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The Parlour


He was a little early. This much was apparent as the chilled air swept over him. It wasn't as cold as the atmosphere outside, but the thermostat definitely seemed to be hovering around a lower setting, no doubt in preparation for all the body heat that would soon offset it once the place started to really come alive.

The establishment's patrons were starting to trickle in and Reno suspected, once it hit a certain hour, that the trickle would turn into a pour. In the meantime, he took in the view. Scantily clad employees wrapped in shiny, reflective garb... barbacks wiping down counter tops and rolling in kegs... the house sound engineer doing his audio tests. The show was about to truly go on soon and the players were busy getting to their marks.

It was something Reno always enjoyed seeing. The Before. Watching a group of people excitedly preparing for the nightly party usually filled the air with a tickle of anticipation. It was infectious and he, too, found himself eagerly awaiting what this place had to offer.

With a slow stroll, he walked toward the heart of the place; the bar. Already he could see an exquisite specimen of a woman conversing with a mountain of a man. Not wanting to impose, he drifted toward the opposite end, giving a crooked smile and a slight nod to anyone he passed in the process. He always considered it slightly rude not to at least acknowledge other people with whom you made eye contact.

With a small, relaxed sigh, his found his perch and rested his forearms on the counter top as his eyes drifted over the selection of bottles presented behind the bar. They fell on a particularly reputable brand of scotch and the silver haired man knew he'd found his drink for the night. As soon as the keep came around, he'd reserve the entire bottle.

As one of the shiny women passed hurriedly by him, he couldn't help but turn his head, taking in the full view of her, gravity and biology joining forces to create a bouncing visage of perfection as she continued on in the opposite direction.

"My, my," he said finally in a drawn out moan. With that, his slammed his fist down on the counter which erupted in a quick thud, his grin wide as ever. "I think I'm ready to get started," he exclaimed eagerly. "Oh, keeper of the liquid ambrosia," he called outward melodically to any ear that would hear it. "I am ready for immortality!"
For your consideration...



The Red Hoods: Rebirth is open once again for applications.

In short, this is the 2nd RP is a series that hovers around fantasy/horror. Whereas the first installment has a medieval setting, this one is set in modern times.

Vampires, werewolves, fairies, demons... These aren't fantastical monsters. These are your neighbors. Welcome to the city of Duncaster, fabled home of the now defunct Red Hoods. Centuries ago, the Red Hoods were sanctioned monster hunters whose ranks were composed of humans and devilish creatures alike, ready to take on the darkness at a moment's notice and led by the great Blanchette Rouge, the original Red Riding Hood of legend.

The Red Hoods: Initiates and the medieval iteration ended with a fight against a powerful mage, Samael, with necromantic abilities who raised an army of the undead. As the Red Hoods and, indeed, all the forces the lands could muster, attacked the horde of zombies the tide was slowly beginning to turn in their favor. Once the Red Hoods had Samael cornered, the despicable sorcerer opened a portal in time and escaped into the future. Seizing the opportunity to continue their pursuit, some of the Red Hoods jumped in after him.

That brings us to The Red Hoods: Rebirth. The Red Hoods, as an organization, is historically recognized but practically disbanded. The portal opens up and Samael is now loose in the city in this new modern world. The Red Hoods of old, too, find themselves the proverbial fish out of water as they land into a new version of Duncaster with cars, electricity and automatic weapons.

A Unity Celebration commemorating the memory of the Red Hoods is currently underway and several people, including the Hoods Out Of Time, are drawn to the congregation. Meanwhile the seedy underworld of Duncaster has an agenda of its own.

Do you have what it takes to answer the call? Can you don the hood and stare down the Devil?

Applications are open for a limited time and there really aren't many spots to fill, so make haste and let's go kick some monster ass!



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Sorry to see you go. Much luck in your endeavors.

To that end, I'm going to go ahead and open up the RP to applications again since it is still relatively early in the game.
I think I will be leaning toward bio morphing / shape shifting. Less of a mimic and more of an ability to manipulate the shape and structure of one's own body similarly to a Mercer "Prototype" type of ability.
Nailing down a power in one of these types of games always seems like the most nerve wracking and exciting parts. I've got a fire guy in a different RP, so I definitely want to try something new and different. I also think I'm going to steer clear of elementals in general for this one.

BUT WHAT THOUGH?!

I'll hopefully have an idea by tomorrow.
Color me interested!

Valentine Residence, Northern Ashton > The Parlour


"Fuckin' cold," he cursed as he stared out the window, his bluetooth earpiece attached and active. Standing in his boxers and grimacing at the weather outside, it was finally time for Reno to get dressed. He had been on vampire hours ever since he got into this business. For him, this was morning. "Charlie, why did I ever leave Houston?" His business associate on the other end of the line gave a small chuckle before reminding him about his own desire to expand the brand. This was his opportunity to see if the Lobo Loco still worked as a concept in a small town setting. Until now, it was a venue reserved for big cities with a preexisting and proven profitable nightlife. This experiment would be interesting. Could the Lobo Loco create that experience no matter where it was built?

The floor to ceiling windows of his sizable bedroom reflected his own image back to him. He grunted. Something about being caught with a bluetooth earpiece always made him feel like a douchebag. Regardless, he needed to get dressed and therefore needed his hands. He dismissed his twatwaffle visage with a wave and retreated to his closet. There he retrieved a red dress shirt and black slacks along with a roll of black socks before returning to his king sized bed and beginning the process of being less naked.

"Where are we at with the license," Reno demanded to know. What's a club without liquor? His associate gave a flimsy response which meant that they are now where they were before; in limbo. Reno had a habit of putting the carriage in front of the horse. He hadn't even established a location for his enterprise and he was already trying to cut through the red tape. At the news, he sighed impatiently while buttoning his shirt. "Call me back when you have something that makes me happy about paying your salary." With that, he took the earpiece and chucked it toward a chair across the room as if it were a disgusting booger that he found on his finger.

After slipping on his black leather boots, Reno made his way downstairs, each step clicking on the hard floor below him. He opened his expansive refrigerator and pulled out a tallboy before making his way to the livingroom and reaching under his coffee table. In his hands was suddenly an ornate metal box with a red sheen and a spiral pattern on the face. He set it down and opened it up. To the left was his tobacco and his pipe. To the right was was his other pipe and a difference substance that wasn't tobacco. On this particular evening, he opted for the former, grabbing a small baggy of the legal stuff and his dark wooden apparatus. After a quick job of packing and lighting, Reno stepped through the cloud he had just created and moved toward the garage, grabbing his dark pea coat off the rack on his way.

There to greet him was his favorite toy, the Lincoln Continental that he had gifted to himself after making his first six figures. He nearly lost it in the divorce half a decade ago. That event helped serve his new endeavor of branching out and moving away. He wanted to leave that part of his life completely behind. There was something scary, yet refreshing, about starting over. Once in his car, he triggered the garage door to open, letting the frosty air encompass the room. Between puffs, Reno audibly whispered "Fuck" once the chill kissed his exposed skin. He pulled out of his driveway and began rolling toward town. As the radio played, the tantric sounds of Tool was abruptly interrupted by a special bulletin.

"...Sheriff found dead by Lake Azu-"

"Oh, fuck off!" he shouted, especially upset at the imposition. Schism was one of his favorite tracks. Angrily he began turning the dial to something else. After several rounds of static, he finally found a station that was coming through clear.

"...I do my hair toss, check my nails. Baby how you feelin'?"

"Feelin' good as hell!" he shouted in unison with the artist, his grin instantly returning. As he rolled by several establishments in town, he noted that Brewster's Coffee was particularly busy for the hour. As his sipped his roadie, he knew coffee was the last beverage he was seeking out tonight. As he continued to let his toy hum down the road, The Parlour soon came into view. As far as he could tell, this would be his main competition once he planted his roots. To that end, it was also one of the more exciting places to be in this living Pleasantville metaphor.

Having made his decision, he found a parking spot and sat in the car for a few extra moments to finish his drink before daring to face the winter night long enough to make his way to the front door. In one of the trashcans outside, he tossed his empty can and tapped out the used up remnants of tobacco from his pipe before stashing it into one of the inner pockets of his pea coat. Finally, he was ready. With a smirk and a sense of excited anticipation, he opened the doors and stepped inside.
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