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WHERE DO I FIND THIS STUFF?

Oh...thats right. The internet...


Oh deer...
@hatakekuro
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*huggles back* Thanks.
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Lurking...

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???
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This guy has some fucking issues.


Yeah...I'm still shaken up by it.
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That is a pretty good reason, though I don't just have one. Still, sounds unfortunate.


Yeah, I was walking dog and I had to briefly go through someone's front yard because a pickup truck was making its way down a narrowstreet. This guy runs outside and starts screaming at me with accusations that I was going to let my dog pee and poop on his yard (she wasn't, she had gone previously), threatened to report me and get fined 300 dollars and made physical threats. He then literally found me on his motorcycle and told me that he just gets really mad when people let their pets use his lawn as a bathroom because it's dangerous to his kids. The facts he told me were wrong though. Dog urine doesn't have hepatitis and hepatitis in dogs isn't dangerous to humans. It's only dangerous if its inside due to the amonia, but other than that it's safe and sterile. Dog crap is dangerous, but if you pick it up like a responsible dog owner then there is really no danger for the kids.
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Join the club. We have a discount at the "I hate People" gift shop!


Considering I was nearly attacked today, I think I have better reason to hate people.
It's days like these that I really hate people.
@Caits
FERRIS

Of all the things he expected that would happen, Ferris was sure that Jessie would want to punch their faces as he would have to hold back her back while she yelled vulgar things at them. Surprisingly, that's what she didn't do. What she did do was stake her claim on him in front of the three models as if he was a piece of valuable land that she had conquered in the face of many prospective rivals. "Uh, yeah. I guess I was going to." Ferris chuckled, shooting her a flirtatious smirk before looking back at the trio of models. "As I said, a much more important-" He was cut off as Jessie decided to kiss him without any warning. His eyes were wide in surprise, but eased shut as he kissed her. His arms wrapped around her waist and were just about to travel around her as he realized that the three women were standing there, staring at them with jaws agape

Clearing his throat, he look at the women and said, "Oh right, shower. You ladies may want to be careful walking around here. Some punks are throwing around stink potions from a carriage. We were unlucky to encounter them." Even though he was being perfectly friendly and socialable. he wanted to get away from the three. He had other plans and he also didn't want to wait for the charms to wear off and stink up the entire capital.

"Uh...thanks." They were at a loss for words at their predicament. They didn't imagine that Ferris would have a girlfriend, let alone of someone of her 'stature.' They all had secretly wanted to take him for their own selves as well as advancing their careers though it looked like a certain petty pink haired woman had already beat them to it.

"Well I'd like to stay and chat, but we gotta go!" Ferris grabbed Jessie's hand tightly and was pratically running back to the hotel. At some point they had reached the door to his room and it swung open, followed by Ferris carrying Jessie and flopping on the bed with her in his arms. Never had he missed having a bed as much as he did now. It was an understatement that he was nervous when he met Drew; he was in full panic mode before they already arrived at the restaurant. He was so worried about leaving a good impression and who wouldn't be when they're dating a Council member's sister?

"You want the first shower or should I go?" He nuzzled his head on her shoulder, the palms of his hands rubbed her belly.

@Caits@Oblivion666@Lugubrious
ENMA

"Gabriel, your ditziness knows no bounds." Enma wasn't mad at Gabriel, just disappointed. How could a mage forget the capabilities of his own powers? There is no excuse that could justify any mage to forget something as big as that. Still, he couldn't stay mad at him; it wasn't worth the energy. Besides, Gabriel's spirit did lead Ike to finding them eventually. "Hey Ike, did you happen to bump into a fat pig that calls itself a lady? That flabby bitch was the one that trapped us down here. Tricked us into believing that she was mugged."

Well, really it was mainly him that was tricked by the woman. He just wanted to do some good even if it meant straying from the mission for a bit though it looked like that at the very least that they may had found something out from this so at least that's the silverlining. "Just make us a rope. I'm rather found of not dying."
I do. Those are the ones they'll sit and watch though.


Damn
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