I thought of it more as a symbol of self-destruction! xD
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How is that relevant?! xD
Ahhh sorry for lack of posts! DOING IT NOW!
^_^
Here's MOAR 40k memes as we wait for the plot to (eventually) move along xD
"DEY'Z TRYIN' TO GET AWAY, BOSS!" One of the co-operators on the rolling junk-chariot called out as he watched the humans flee towards the valkyrie.
"Oi can see that you daft gretchin!" Graz bellowed from his rustic 'throne' as he motioned to a manned(orked) harpoon gun mounted on his dais.
"I want the gobbo-guided hook on that dat 'umie flyah right now!"
A loud 'thunk' was heard; followed by the whirring sound of a spooling metal line and the terrified scream of a gretchin tied to the magnetic harpoon as it was shot from the cannon and flew throughout the rainy air!
The magnetic harpoon slammed into the side panel next to where Herold stood in the valkyrie, lodging itself in the valkyrie's metal hull; with a green smear painted across the side of the Valkyrie's hull that consisted of what had been; at some point; a gretchin!
With a snap, the heavy iron rope tightened, as it started to reel the entire Valkyrie towards Hugkilla's dais!
"Reel 'em in, boyz! I'm gonna teach those runts why they call me Graz HUGKILL,-"
As the musclebound, obese mekboss had gotten off his throne and began his tirade; he was shortly cut off as the entire vision of the chariot was obscured by an ear-shattering explosion as the artillery shells started to land; with tonnes of dirt, rock-crete and mudwater being thrown high up into the air! The only visible signs of the chariot through the thick layer of smoke and raining shells were the flashing lights of a kustom-force field, half-broken engine pieces and bisected orkoid corpses and bodyparts being thrown out of the hammering barrage!
"Oi can see that you daft gretchin!" Graz bellowed from his rustic 'throne' as he motioned to a manned(orked) harpoon gun mounted on his dais.
"I want the gobbo-guided hook on that dat 'umie flyah right now!"
A loud 'thunk' was heard; followed by the whirring sound of a spooling metal line and the terrified scream of a gretchin tied to the magnetic harpoon as it was shot from the cannon and flew throughout the rainy air!
The magnetic harpoon slammed into the side panel next to where Herold stood in the valkyrie, lodging itself in the valkyrie's metal hull; with a green smear painted across the side of the Valkyrie's hull that consisted of what had been; at some point; a gretchin!
With a snap, the heavy iron rope tightened, as it started to reel the entire Valkyrie towards Hugkilla's dais!
"Reel 'em in, boyz! I'm gonna teach those runts why they call me Graz HUGKILL,-"
*BOOM*
As the musclebound, obese mekboss had gotten off his throne and began his tirade; he was shortly cut off as the entire vision of the chariot was obscured by an ear-shattering explosion as the artillery shells started to land; with tonnes of dirt, rock-crete and mudwater being thrown high up into the air! The only visible signs of the chariot through the thick layer of smoke and raining shells were the flashing lights of a kustom-force field, half-broken engine pieces and bisected orkoid corpses and bodyparts being thrown out of the hammering barrage!
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Add in maintaining an offensive speed that matches the timed artillery strikes (too fast and it proves friendly fire isn't, too slow gives enemies too much time to react), and it's another day in the life of the best known Siege regiments.
The Death Korps of Krieg and Iron Warriors would have been like B.F.F if things were different.... !
@Rithy Never rush the post of a Krieger. Like Wizards, they are neither late or early. They arrive precisely when intended.
I suppose they arrive only after they have manually stormed every nasty trench and fortification in the way? xD
Here's some of your daily dose of dank 40K memes ^^
I figured Ansgar, vala and Herold; aka team Mere-Mortals; needed something to do, so in true 40K fashion: have some greenskins xD
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