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4 yrs ago
Current cunt has positive connotations in my country, so no
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AMAB: all mods are bastards
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4 yrs ago
September is PCOS Awareness Month - shout out to all my cysters out there! 1 in 10 women have it and many go undiagnosed for a long time because women's health issues are taken less seriously.
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don't take the bait
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that's an open invitation to peep
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Hello! My name is Roach, the malcontent formerly known as McHaggis, and I've been on this site for a good while now. Wherever I end up, the Guild will always have a special place in my heart because it's where I met some of my very best friends and long-time writing partners. (Seven years strong!) It has absolutely nothing to do with the functional code or the great status bar takes, that much I can assure you.

There's not much to say about me except that I'm a graduate who had a lot of time to kill in lockdown, which is easing up at present. I'm currently trying to tame BBCode or die trying, and I think it's going pretty well. If you are at all interested in this endeavor, please check out my guides (1 & 2) or PM me for a bit of chit-chat about tables so janky you can literally break the site with them.

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the old guard, dragon age 2, mass effect, doctor who, the witcher, lore olympus, the devil is a handsome man, avatar: the last airbender, the dragon prince
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groups ✦ sentaku, a tower of sand
1x1s ✦ morsmordre, amortentia, veritaserum, post-script (complete), six in the chamber
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I'm retired from the Guild, having moved entirely off-site, but I occasionally dip in to collect old GIFs and writing.

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Interacting With: The Group, Sam Quinn@Fiber

This is it. This was how she would die: buried alive in a mountain of Ditto. Zola lay there on the ground in the entrance hall and let the swarm overtake her, twice as active as they were during feeding time. Duo had been absorbed into the pile, and even Mr. Spike – standing off by the side – had a few brave hangers-on of his own. Somehow, the rescues could tell that their favourite babysitter was leaving them, probably because all of the hustle and bustle of last-minute preparations.

"Mom, help!"

Zara Amari folded her arms, a fond smile on her face, but she didn't make any move towards the pile. "Aw, look, they miss you already," she said unhelpfully. "It'll be so much worse when you're actually gone. Are you sure you don't want to stay?"

Even if her Mom had put on a polite, concerned tone, it was easily recognisable as just one last rehash of the old argument: it's not safe out there and you're needed here. Zola gritted her teeth and slowly pushed herself up into a sitting position, catching Three-Three and Two-Eight-Nine before they slipped down the back of her sweater. "Alright guys," she said, "Everybody off in three... two... one..."

The countdown had the Ditto stumbling over one another to pool at her boots, and she was careful to shuffle into a space that was otherwise unoccupied. "I love you all very much, and I'll be back before you know it – with gifts! One for each and everyone one of you, how about that?" She glanced up at her Mom while speaking to let her know she wasn't exempt from that statement. Surprisingly, she said nothing in return as Zola picked up her hiking bag and threw it over her shoulders, buckling the straps to distribute the weight.

Duo wriggled forward out of the crowd, impossible to mistake for any other because of its unique motion: alternating between swinging its knubby arms wildly back and forth for forward momentum or rolling forward over its face. She swept it up into her arms, though it would surely want to walk itself the moment it saw another larger pokemon to copy.

Mom stepped forward and helped to untuck her hair from where it was caught. "I added some extra candy. You didn't pack enough. Those are important travel rations when you're on the trail, you know."

"I know. Thanks, mom."

"And you, Spike," she said, crouching down to the eye level of the Cacnea clinging to her trouser leg. "You keep her safe out there, okay?"

Mr. Spike was a Cacnea of few words, but tugged on Zola's sleeve in understanding before hauling itself up onto the top of her backpack.

"I've got to go before I'm late," Zola said apologetically, and her Mom patted her on the shoulder, because going for a hug would disrupt the natural calm around them and prompt another pile-up. As she made it to the garden gate, she turned to wave at the Ditto tsunami her mother was holding back. "I'll send postcards, promise! Love you!"

She didn't stick around to hear the response.

They'd practiced their strategy in the time it took for the others to make arrangements to come home to New Bark Town. Zola had gone on several walks around the village to make sure it wasn't too heavy to carry both of her Pokemon and all of her belongings and found it was just on the edge of bearable. Duo had enough bad experiences of being in enclosed spaces, and Mr. Spike's anxiety shot through the roof whenever he couldn't cling to a trusted person, so she was definitely in favour of keeping them loose outside of Pokemon-Free areas.

As long as they adhered to the buddy system, everything would be fine. There's nothing scary about the outside world, or so she told herself as she approached the entrance to Route 29, where her friends were gathering. Admittedly, though she'd never seen the appeal of The Journey, a hard pit of nervous anticipation was forming in her gut. Whether it was from the dangers of tall grass or the whirling mix of emotions from meeting up with old friends she hadn't seen in years, who could say?

Duo started wriggling as soon as it saw the other Pokemon, and Zola set it down gently on the path. In a few seconds, it half-morphed into a Taillow, shook itself out into a horrifyingly slimy Delibird, and finally settled on a squashed copy of Sam Quinn's shrieking Natu – something it surely had never seen in person before today. "Good morning, everyone. Long time no see," she greeted. Is that a new Pokemon, Sam? She's beautiful."
I'm good for any region - maybe a slight preference for Hoenn or Johto if anything.

(Pokemon-wise, I'm thinking of either a Chingling or a Honedge.)

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LOCATION: Ragadel Ranch
WITH: Shamie


"Morning, Miss!" Val gave a jaunty salute as she entered the field and tied off the gate again behind her. That was rule one to making sure the horses and the ules stayed where they ought to be: keep everything secured. Nobody had ever said she was a slow learner. (Or, well, they had, but that was when they were teaching oral histories and pretty useless elven sagas, not unicorn care!).

"Yes! It sure is a good one, isn't it? Sorry I'm late. There's a warren of pompadours in my backyard – well, not my backyard, but in the space beside my garden, you know, where the grass is all foof––"

She paused to gesture with her hand against her upper thigh to illustrate the length of the grass but apparently had no need to pause for breath, because she continued, "And I got up early to watch them, but then I realised, they're not going to come out unless I feed them, and if I feed them, then I'm taking on the responsibility of feeding them forever, so I was dwelling on it. I meant to get here by proper dawn."

Just when it might have seemed like she'd ran out of things to say, and was toeing the ground with her thick leather boots, the sawdust burning behind the curtain sparked a flame of remembrance. The crumpled piece of parchment was pulled from the pocket of her duster and pushed towards Shamie. "Oh! And there's something about hosting a festival in town. Human shindig, the Celebration of Stars, but anyone can volunteer 'cause we're one big blendy family here. If they did one for ours last season we must have missed it for the set-up, so... it could be nice if we– I mean, if someone did something to help out with this one."

As if an automaton, Val noticed her employer's current task of feeding the animals and fell into step, picking up where she ought to be helping in her duties: checking on the horses and the ules (never the wild ones), then mucking out the stalls where Losgann was also stabled.

Come to think of it, Val had missed her own birthday, too – completely forgotten in the wake of setting up the ranch and ferrying messages to and fro. Did people even celebrate birthdays out here, or was it just her?
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LOCATION – The Road to Ragadel Ranch

Morning is a relative term in Hillside. Some people start when the sun is already high in the sky, some start at the crack of dawn, and some even before that. Valindra Bearfall fell into the third category, rising when the faintest murmur of orange passed over the horizon to wash her face and feed her chickens before work.

More importantly, Val had also taken to watching the pompadours rustling through the wild foliage that bordered her tiny square of cleared garden space. She'd noticed the evidence of nibbled glasses and crushed flowers nine days ago, and she was glad they were doing well even though clearing the weeds had destroyed some of their habitat. Their ears were the only part of them visible, cream and white flags poking up above the brush.

The instinct to throw her boots on and clomp out there to snatch one up, all in the name of running her fingers through the soft fleece was a siren's song, but she was nothing if not strong-willed in the face of such temptation. Though she was a certified horse-wrangler as of a few weeks ago, putting her sparkling new, untested skills to good use capturing those quick balls of sunshine and fluff seemed a few levels above what she was capable of.

Maybe Miss Shamie would let her borrow a carrot or two to chop up for them.

No sooner had she locked up her humble home behind her and started walking towards the edge of town, she heard a voice calling after her from down the way.

"Ms. Bearfall! Ms. Bearfall! Hold up a second. You walk so fast."

A portly human man who worked at least part of the time for the town-hall jogged to catch up with her, a folded piece of paper crumpling in his hand. "Here," he said, shoving it out towards her. "We're trying to get the word around for the Celebration of Stars happening this week. Once you read it, could you run this out to Ragadel Ranch?"

"Sure thing. I'm heading there anyway. You what they say, the early bird catches the worm and picks up another shift."

"Ha. They sure do." Still trying to catch his breath, he gave her a respectful nod of his head. "You're a life-saver. At least, you're saving me from leg cramps."

Once he had departed, she stood in the middle of the thoroughfare, squinting at the letter. Her lips mouthed the words, which were imagined in the mayor's rumbling accent until she realised the woman didn't quite seem like the type to use words like 'celestial' and 'celebratory preparations'. Big words. Val could relate.

People of Hillhaven,

The Celebration of Stars is on the third day of Aburand. It is a day with origins of celestial––

It is a day with origins of celestial worship first adopted by the humans of Astraia. To those who participate––

Yadda, yadda, yadda. Her eyes were growing tired from being all scrunched up to read the writing and darting back and forth across the lines.

The scheduled meeting time is sunrise on the second of Aburand, tomorrow.

P.S - Volunteers will be given extra cheese rations next week!

"Well, why didn't you just start with that?" she asked aloud. "Sold!" Val could trade those in for a quarter wheel of Wyverspoon Tang that would last for weeks, so long as she didn't eat it late at night and get those spooky, spicy cheese dreams her mother often warned her about. Tastes of home were a luxury out here, and she was just waiting for one of the merchants to stock snapdragon candy or the ingredients for hot pepper chocolate.

Val had not ever heard of this Celebration of Stars, but she reckoned it was a taste of home for the humans out here on the frontier. The following day was her (only) day off, so she wouldn't be missed on the ranch, and a little labour for the good of the town was worth a whole bucketload of feel-good, and feel-good was more valuable than gold.

The spring in her step went unchanged as she set off down the long road to Ragadel Ranch.

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