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6 yrs ago
The most common color for highlighters is yellow because it doesn’t leave a shadow on the page when photocopied
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9 yrs ago
40000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
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9 yrs ago
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
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9 yrs ago
No one knows who invented the fire hydrant because its patent was burned in a fire
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9 yrs ago
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other
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@The Dow Dragon, welcome. Looking forward to see your sheet in its full glory.

Pro tip: unless the character name has in-universe or real life meaning/reference, avoid long alphabet soups and exotic spelling.
<Snipped quote by gcold>

You wound me, sir.


I bite my thumb at you, sir.

Not really, I wouldn't bite it when it's been in my ass for that long. Instead, I'll just edit in Keegan's post.

@Hank@Hellis, got a few entry plans with spoilers. Details coming in PM.

Edit: Frizan did a summary recently, here's the copypasta.

@Graviloquence, Orc Alterer is a great idea. Take all the time you need.

@Hank, hop back on only if you can manage two posts per month, at the minimum.

For you and @Hellis, we can work out separate entry plans for your characters. The main question is which group do you want to join right now. There's ways to get Valen, Niernen or any new character into the forest or sea mission, or simply start them off with a third quest in Dawnstar. They'll all merge together ultimately.

Edit: forgot about Keegan's post, will get that going ASAP.
In Mafia 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'll say this, I started accusing Duthguy to defend myself, but everyone quickly piled onto it. DeadBeatWalking has been the second accuser for myself and the last suspect, maybe they're the mafia cheering up the lynching bandwagon.

Going down the same train of thought, Cynder and DBW both accusing me and condemning Duthguy could mean we lynched someone innocent and they're the guilty pair. In that case, Tommy and I can't vote over them and they'll win after tonight's murder.

Everyone will say they're innocent, so I'll skip that part. But considering the only winnable scenario is a lone mafia, I'm gonna accuse bluetommy.

Plus, that sig is just taunting everybody.
You're a man.

You should know how much it hurts to have your balls kicked around.


Being a man doesn't mean having balls. In fact, I got sick and tired of people kicking mine around so I got rid of 'em with the good ol' xacto knife.

@Graviloquence, Dervs and Schaft got to everything I wanted to say. But just in case you'd like to ask the #1 authority, this balless dude is where you'll want to go.
<Snipped quote by POOHEAD189>

You.

You're the reason my shit always arrives looking like the entire Brazilian Olympic team played soccer with it.


What else would you expect when ordering balls?
*is a Fedex Courier*
*Foams at the mouth from the mention of UPS*


1. Find someone you hate
2. Tell Poohead they work for UPS
3. ???
4. Profit!

@Graviloquence

Take this as a token of my love, Friz.

8========D

Edit: to get the most out of the gift, make sure to shake properly.
In Mafia 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Between the four of us still standing, everyone except for bluetommy voted guilty on Duthguy.

Assuming Duthguy was one of the bad guys, it's likely that Bluetommy was covering for his partner.
In Mafia 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Well then, at least we got some good appetizers.
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