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I'm drinking shitty beer.

Jster said
At least it isn't Natty light piss water

I just gagged a bit when you said that.

Sole said
If you drink it at the correct time span, then it'd do nothing. But I'm rushing it. I hate the taste, so I gulp it so I spend less time tasting Bud. The sudden intake of large quantities of alcohol is what's fucking my body up.

The best drunk is when you have to stop, look around, and realize you're drunker than last time you thought about it.

I mean, until you puke.

I'm drinking shitty beer.

I feel like the first has started to hit you.

I'm drinking shitty beer.

If you have two of them, play Edward Fortyhands

I'm drinking shitty beer.

Sole said
Are you suggesting that I smoke a bowl after I get drunk?

She's saying that she'd envy you even more if you did.

So yes.

I'm drinking shitty beer.

This really made me consider taking a picture of me holding a Heineken with a sad face.

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

ImANargleHunter said
My previous statement may have been a lie.

You're not white?

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

Sole said
hahahahahmore like-hump-ly

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

monstahunta said
I was working for a tree service at age 14, and every summer thereafter until I graduated high school, and I now work there full time. I get up at 3am to go on a two hour commute to the capital district area from the fucking mountains in upstate New York. I dragged brush 80 yards across an open field in the hot sun today to reach the chipper, and then wheeled several wheelbarrow loads of blocks of wood to throw onto the back of the chip truck, cleaned up the mess of the trees we had taken down, and that was just what I did after my lunch at 11:30. That was one job, and we completed 5 today, so I'd have to humbly disagree with you there.

Sure you mean humbly?

Which English?

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. American (Standard)
2. Canadian
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Dutch -

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

Hank said
Funny, I usually think of names like Gabriel and Raphael.

As do I. Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael are usually my first thoughts. Even though I've given having a kid very little thought, the first two are names I would like to name my spawn.