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5 yrs ago
Current Every day I believe that people can't get any dumber then Trump has a press conference
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5 yrs ago
Women aren't mysterious, men are often dense
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5 yrs ago
"We commit the sins again And our sons and daughters pay"
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5 yrs ago
Good point life but to make a correction----- When Life gives you Lemons... Grab a fat one an squirt it in Life's Eyes
5 yrs ago
They when life gives you lemons... grab one of the fat ones an squirt it in lie's eyes

Bio

Hello curious person, I am Rumiko Goddess of Chaos, Benevolent Dictator; The Bluemoon Dreamer....You know a nut case

Where do I come from? I could be a smartie an say the "Great State of Denial" but lets just agree that I like keeping my RL Life disconnected from my RP Life.

I survived Guildfall and have always loved this place even though I see a lot of good RP time eaten up in Discord drivel

Most Recent Posts

@Chasebloodcrest

No Doubt in your point of view but in mine I am a Fairy Princess with sparkles and such

Sorry I went radio Silent but my Boss has lost her mind, then she is grieving the loss of one of her older horses.... I wonder do Grief Councilors deal with this type as well?

Oh well she's sorted out and off to fetch a beautiful Stromboli






Mandy looked up smiling as the door opened and saw a guy that reminded her a little of David Tennant and then when he spoke it was charming helpless nerd/geek asking for a room @Chasebloodcrest

"It's 310 a month rent upfront no deposit due by the third every month or out, you do something I don't like you're otta here no debates" she said finishing with a surprised smile as Amy slipped past the nervous young guy.

Amy plopped down and was predictable so Mandy had a cup poured and slid it before her as she lifted the glass bowl covering the cherry pie.

"Knowing this is the worst moment to bring this up Amy but do you know what a Hairy Egg is?" an evil and amused smile on the raven-haired girl's face @Deadlyrose9641





She slices the face of her cherry pie taking joy in the destruction of art becoming a Deity briefly in the pastry world

"I think I'm coming down with Alopecia universalis from the neck down, don't even know why I buy razors anymore says as she presents the slice as perfectly cut as the lacy pattern of it's crust
Sorry I was wrong and I admit it; Bill wasn't pumping a spray can he was using a Ball Washer which makes the gag even better in light of the revelation







Funny thing is all this started because I wanted to tell someone to Bark like a dog for me and remembered that is what Carl was suggesting one of the Lady Golfers do for him.

All things considered, this started out as a perverted thought and well it ended up perverted; big surprise
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Guess drinking men tears is really creepy delicious..



It's a feminist thing, you wouldn't understand..would you because I haven't a clue. sounds kind of mean
@Poi

Women of Lasthope know that they need to think of motherhood, it's only practical in the long run. Kids were the Old Worlds Pension plan long before Social Security. I know it's strange to think of having kids to later take advantage of them in your old age but don't kids take advantage of their parents in the beginning?

In the old world, money existed and it was all you needed to take care of yourself in your old age. Money is good for paper or if its the pure coins useful in recycling. Jewelry is so common it isn't funny. How many cars fled with the family jewels, how much jewelry do you think is in an average house or if you aren't squeamish on the Risen.

Family is wealth in our new world
xD sorry, I left my laptop open. I was busy moderating and banning perverts in another roleplay application, I didn't mean to lurk...


Lurk, Who am I to Judge





Plus Your Name pops up Chase, its those creepy lurking Guest...Don't think I don't see you!"

"Wait, now they're Users"

"Goddess Help me I got a Picture of one and he's too nasty to describe"


Austin Powers eat your Heart Bill Murry did the Tent gag without a tent and more subtlety

Should I take down Bill? because even though I know he's pumping a sprayer up behind the bushes that might creep some people out
Honestly, Chase Mandy only has the Mug as a Joke, she doesn't drink male tears...she bathes in them
Did you see that Jain has decided to take a permit on the area around Celestial falls to build a stockade and Cattle Farm, she wants to retire there with babies and make a life, perhaps become a Patrol Captain (Sheriff) of the White River
Decided to go ahead, so y'all got yourselves a brand new Maisy post.


Oh Thank you Missy to have graced us so
Does it ever creep you out that the screen says that there are 4 people watching my thread right now but it doesn't even say who they are

Then I wonder about whatever strange subject I can to distract myself from my growing paranoia

"Who ARE YOU And Why Don't You Say Something?"
demands Mandy of the lurkers in the OOC





Men....well Honestly Women too but people always let me down, get me all worked up and then they're snoring, no wonder I surf the stranger waterways of the electronic canals

Hey I love this one

Distractivated: Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
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