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5 yrs ago
Current Every day I believe that people can't get any dumber then Trump has a press conference
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5 yrs ago
Women aren't mysterious, men are often dense
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5 yrs ago
"We commit the sins again And our sons and daughters pay"
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5 yrs ago
Good point life but to make a correction----- When Life gives you Lemons... Grab a fat one an squirt it in Life's Eyes
5 yrs ago
They when life gives you lemons... grab one of the fat ones an squirt it in lie's eyes

Bio

Hello curious person, I am Rumiko Goddess of Chaos, Benevolent Dictator; The Bluemoon Dreamer....You know a nut case

Where do I come from? I could be a smartie an say the "Great State of Denial" but lets just agree that I like keeping my RL Life disconnected from my RP Life.

I survived Guildfall and have always loved this place even though I see a lot of good RP time eaten up in Discord drivel

Most Recent Posts

Sometimes I sit here and wonder what you're doing on the other side of the screen and it scares me, especially the Lurkers





Scares is the wrong word even though it fits in the case of Ecchi but creeped out is more appropriate
@Chasebloodcrest@Deadlyrose9641







Mandy looks at the mone regarding it for a moment as she weighs her options then she passes her hand over the stack causing it to vanish. Many who saw this trick never figured out they were watching a street thief at practice though Mandy herself had never stolen a dime but kept the skill up as a way of remembering her trip to Morroco and a friend there.

"Six Hundred is more than this place makes in a week, well some weeks" says Mandy with a chuckle

"Guess I can use the excess to buy Thanksgiving dinner for the Old Ones and maybe the Younger tenants.

Lily says her kids can't make it to pick her up and well Elmer and Walter are alone in this world so who's going to feed them?"
she says while also determining to go some of it back in case Amy hits hard times

Obscure but Interesting songs


@Chasebloodcrest@Deadlyrose9641







Mandy pours Amy a Coffee then produces the envelope in a smooth act of prestidigitation

"Your Pops dropped by saying how impressed he was by the caliber of your choice of domiciles and as a reward left this"

Says Mandy with a knowing look having a similar affliction of parental approval
An Actual Link To a Custom Mugs Site



I know I'm not Normal and I don't care, I just worry that I'll frighten people away before I can se...show them how harmless I am







Now I want to buy a Hurdygurdy


@Chasebloodcrest







Mandy hears Tony's request and her encyclopedic mind comes up with an answer in seconds

"Discount Custom Print Coffee Mugs @ CustomCoffeeGraphics.com.

They'll print anything and if the order is over 100 the price is .62 cents per or $8 per single"




The Goddess wonders if anyone else tagged that link to oblivion


@Deadlyrose9641@Chasebloodcrest







Mandy sighs and sweeps the envelope off the counter doing her patented magician tricks with such things.

"Some people think they own the world" she says looking at Tony

She knew that Amy had rich parents, hell she had upper middle-class godfearing parents herself and they disapproved of her since they became successful.

Oh well that was Amy's problem not her's

"So Tony, Pie?

I have a Lovecraft Mincemeat special, same as always $3.25 a slice?"






"Hectocotylus or hectocotyli are the arms of male cephalopods that are specialized to store and transfer spermatophores to the female.

Gives new meaning to handjob, doesn't it?"
she asks rhetorically



Everyday I believe people can't get any Dumber, and every day I'm Proven Wrong




Mady writes on the Chalkboard behind the counter

@Chasebloodcrest

Mandy buys her cups in yard sales and thrift stores, hell if you don't finish the cup take it with she buys cheap
@Chasebloodcrest

I love Music

I have a passion for it in many strange forms



This one makes me want to do a tango
@Deadlyrose9641@Chasebloodcrest







Mandy used Tony's entrance to pour him a cup of coffee which even though made from so pedestrian a blend as Chock Full of Nutz was still quite drinkable. The cup she presented Twilight Sparkle and offered him her flavored creams and oddly three types of sugar


Turns back to the 42" TV made by one of those knockoffs companies



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