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Damon

“Fair warning, I’ve been practicing. I’ve got Kirby down to an art form. You won’t stand a chance.”

Oh, Max. It's not the best matchup for his Bayonetta, admittedly, given how Kirby can low-profile her aerials, but he doesn't play just one character, and it is very funny when Hero crits a lightweight.

“Unless, of course, you’re trying to throw the game on purpose. Just so you have an excuse to eat the hottest wings and prove how much of a ‘tough guy’ you are.”

"Why would I need an excuse, or throw the game, when I could have my cake and eat it too?" He snickers, tipping his hand.

Before they can get into too much more banter, the bell rings, and after a casual bro hug from Max, Damon begins trudging towards classes. He still had to get a science experiment approved, and since his last three proposals were vetoed, he was currently banking on the teacher letting him pop a balloon with a matchstick. Surely that won't raise too many red flags, right?
Damon

“All I need is a cute boy to cuddle with.”

If he didn't know any better, he would think Max was hinting at something; towards himself specifically, given he was the only other boy here, but after actually thinking it through for a moment, he summarily discards it as pure narcissism, since he was not asked directly, and because he was objectively not cute.

He felt silly even considering it. Max was clingy and cuddly with everyone. He couldn't really rely on that to judge his body language. Hell, Max could probably get to third base in plain sight without anyone who knows him thinking anything of it.

Hrmmm... He meant that hyperbolically, but now that he thinks about it, no one else was surprised when Max came out. He knew Robbie was gay, but he would always pass things with Max off as "platonic bro cuddles", and to be fair, it's not like he or anyone else sitting at this table was a stranger to those because of Max, so why would he have questioned cuddles between Max and Robbie? Even if there was something going on, taking things at face value feels like the polite thing to do, whether correct or not. However, the end result was that he ended up spending less and less time with them as Robbie made up excuses to be with his boyfriend instead of hanging out. It's not like he wanted to third-wheel the two, had he known then, but he was closer friends with Fae and Erin at this point despite having only met them in the past year.

He began to feel slightly insecure about his social skills, and began to calculate the potential detrimental ramifications of failing to recognize another budding relationship, using Fae and Erin as examples for the scenario given how he could separate himself from the situation and how it would mirror his positioning from Max and Robbie's relationship. He got to the point in the scenario where the Fae and Erin in his head were arguing over the Lithium Battery bombs in his backpack being either cool or irresponsibly dangerous before Fae took out a box of doughnuts and he resigned himself to social ineptitude, thanking Fae and grabbing himself the cinnamon swirl one.

“I was just planning on hanging out with you guys today, unless there were other plans. That and class,”

Damon shrugged. "I'm thinking Wingstop after classes, if you guys are down." He turned to look at Max. "You still bring your switch to school? We could play smash again. Loser has to try the hottest sauce on the menu." Technically, they didn't need Max's switch for that, though if they had 4 joycons, Fae and Erin could play too.

The joke, of course, was that Damon would eat their hottest hot wings either way.
Damon

“Morning guys, anything interesting happen since yesterday?”

Damon sat up, taking another drink of coffee before responding. "Jack shit, fuck all, and a tiny dash of omnipresent vicissitude. Y'know; same shit, different day."

“Mornin’ everyone!”

And there he is, so much energy it gives him whiplash. The good kind, he reluctantly supposes. "Yo."

“So, what’s the plan for today? Besides, y’know, not freezing our butts off?”

Damon hummed noncommittally, responding with his eyes closed, not that anyone else likely noticed given how he was the proud owner of what had to be the world's most reflective pair of glasses. "No plans. Just a directionless craving for spicy food."
Monday, 20 January 2025

It's not on his app, but I actually planned Damon's birthday to be around this point - on January 22nd. He's probably mentioned it offhandedly before (it's not like it's a secret) but he doesn't celebrate it and will insist others not bother with it. Might even forget it himself.

On another note, Damon is an unreliable narrator and there isn't actually anything wrong with his car.
Damon

All things considered, Damon liked the cold. Moreso than heat, at least, though snow-blindness was something he could live without. He squinted through his glasses as he pulled the hunk of scrap metal and plastic he called a car into the school's parking lot. Grabbing his messenger bag from the passenger seat and the thermos full of coffee from the cupholder, he stepped out, taking absentminded sips as he checked his phone with his other hand. Early. Way too early, all things considered, but a certain asshole neighbor decided the crack of dawn was the perfect time to do some lawnmowing and getting back to sleep after that was a hopeless endeavor. As it turned out, it was one of those rare occasions where Damon was first among his little friend group to arrive, as opposed to the last.

After sweeping the snow away over half the table with a single swipe of his arm, he sat himself down, and, for a moment, considered booting up some sudoku or picross on his phone to kill the time. Ultimately he didn't feel quite alive enough for that yet, so instead he popped in some airpods, put on some tunes, took a swig of his coffee, and let his head rest on the table, separated from the cold surface by a folded arm, the other still holding onto his thermos. Like this, he was comfortably dead to the world, doing his best impression of a bereaved drunk, sans the stench and actual unconsciousness. The latter might have been nice until the bell rang, but alas, he wasn't one of those freaks of nature who were physically capable of taking a nap.

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