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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

TheBiddz said
Maxwell is taller than the sword, and more than strong enough to swing it around like a one handed blade.


Well then it's definitely a sword. And one that, yes, could be swung with significant force.

However. A sword that size would not be what a normal-sized person would call 'sharp'. Its 'edge' might be in excess of an inch across, in fact. Used against fleshy human targets, it would act more like a very broad hammer... crushing organs and armor, and literally tearing people in half just from the force alone.
LeeRoy said
You are making it a point to correct something I said when you know exactly what I meant when I said it.


You are making it a point to be deliberately vague or state half-truths.
LeeRoy said
Nah, once you get to a certain point it's just held together by its own weight.


Please stop making me want to use the facewall.

So you're saying if I picked up a ten foot long kit-kat bar... it wouldn't break under its own weight?

Same thing for an incredibly long piece of steel. Without occasional reinforcement or supports, it WILL bend and break under its own weight.
TheBiddz said
He means lance in that it's a 500 pound, 10 foot long massive SLAB of steel, that is ridiculously sharp.


Sharp can be pointed OR bladed.

Lances are pointed spear-like weapons, with no edge. Generally used from a mount or vehicle in attacks, or from emplacements to defend from charges.

Swords are generally between two to five feet long, most have dual edges with a thrusting tip. Generally wielded in both hands if over three feet long.

That said, how big is the character in question? Big enough for that ten foot false penis to be a sword? Or smaller, in that he would use it like a spear?
LeeRoy said
The only logical sword that can pierce armor in this roleplay is Maxwell's


LeeRoy said
it's a fucking lance


Sword = Lance?



^ now one of my favorite forum weapons
ASTA said
This is the part where people that use swords in this RP not only start dodging bullets and laser beams like they're on crack, but now they'll claim their swords can pierce high-grade power armor or ballistic armor with relative ease.

I await the shitstorm.


Unless their swords are made of bullshitium, and they themselves can put several tons of force behind the strike... then they won't be piercing through shit like layered plates of Vanadium Carbide over/under Kevlar padding.

However... so they can't damage the armor... that doesn't mean the person INSIDE the armor isn't hurt by being hit with several tons of force.

huehuehue
GreivousKhan said
@Leeroy, Sharp trauma? Don't you mean blunt trauma?


LeeRoy said when you stab something




LeeRoy said
penetrate


LeeRoy said
No, it's the same kind of force distribution when you stab something and shoot something. That is sharp force trauma in both cases. (Depending on the kind of bullet, of course.)


Wrong, Good Sir.

A stab with a blade carries more force and will generally do more damage to an armored target, as the force of the blow is followed-through by the strength of the one doing the stabbing. A bullet impacts, distributes its kinetic energy, and has no further force to back it up.
Could just use Vanadium Carbide. Good stuff.
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