*eats tacos, chili, beans, burritos, white castle burgers then takes an entire bottle of laxatives* a time bomb begins
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Let's make it harder. He is only allowed to use his left eyeball.
and only allowed to use eyedrops once at his lunch break
<Snipped quote by Phobos>
You never did you liar! >.> You will forever clean my windows!
and he has to use his tongue..no rag or cleaning supplies. only his tongue
you poor poor fools.
literally just found this, but this is basically what happened to rain xD
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/4276267/must-reach-toilet
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/4276267/must-reach-toilet
> everyone wants to post
> is currently the last one to post
> feels good mang
rain- lets cover that stick with lemon juice. how about now bby? laxatives be like surprise motherfucker
> is currently the last one to post
> feels good mang
rain- lets cover that stick with lemon juice. how about now bby? laxatives be like surprise motherfucker
I had to take laxatives irl because I had really bad constipation
And these were fast acting ones too
So I took the laxatives and barely made it to the toilet before my bowels released hot hell all over my porcelain throne
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Plz stroke my glowy eyeballs
It's kinky
*strokes rain's glowy eyeballs with a pointy stick* kinky enough for ya? also where ya gonna be when diarrhea strikes!
@samreaper
Hemorrhoid shits, its fun sitting on the toilet in agony all while your shits only effect the hemorrhoids itself.
I had a blister right on my asshole once that made it feel like it was burning every time I took a shit...so god damn painful
silver- naw it ain't scareh, it be sexeh with dem glowy eyes
Pffft i could top it, but its too gross brah
do it then brah. top the grossness if you can
and here we are in a zombie rp talking about who took the longest or worst shit. just glorious ain't it?
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