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I feel a tremble in my temple
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He’s mastered the art of Simp Mode
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Jace haunts me dreams, blesses me nightmares, ye
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<Snipped quote by NachoBachoPacho>

The silence ends when you finally get to the center of the universe in no man's sky.


I DID.

AND IT WAS ABSOLUTE HORSE APPLE.

GOD FUCK.
Alright, well, Waterworld's a no-go. Time for plan B, have Nahargu'ul embrace capitalism and start an advertisement-riddled water park.
A good example of why many gods like Kilgarrah do not start populating planets willy nilly with their creations.

Enter Kilgarrah.

"A planet of a dragons, a realm where my creatures can roam free!"

Dragons die out due to cannibilization of having no other food source, or water since kilgarrah can only contribute heat to the planet.

"Shit."


Well, shit. Point taken.
@HueMan Three words.

Non, euclidean, geometry.
<Snipped quote by SepticGentleman>

I am getting a super LOVECRAFT vibe from you, and I like it.


You can bet your ass I'm gonna have a random ship with a drunken captain order his crew to ram Nahargu'ul's skull repeatedly at some point.
@SepticGentleman I suppose that's true. Our characters have been stuck in Valhalla for the last five hundred years so I'm sure, now that the Silence is over, they're chomping at the bit to see something other than each other and pretty clouds. Still, once they see what Gaea has become over the years, everything is going to change. After getting the kobold tribes together to discuss their collective futures, Kalla will start on her whole "Let Gaea heal while removing any vestiges of demonic corruption" campaign. And I already have some thoughts on her potentially enlisting her siblings to help with a little project. Nothing too invasive or aggressive, of course. It would be more of an alliance intended to watch over...problematic individuals while the world heals.


Nahargu'ul will come back to find that pollution has begun spreading out amongst the waters due to the mainland's mechanical advances (and maybe sewage runoffs, if they have sewers). He'll be rightly pissed about that.

Meanwhile, Yig's just like, "Shit, I barely gotta do anything, these fuckers are making themselves sick."
@Lexicon Nahargu'ul rarely has any interesting topics to bring up in conversation with other gods. Mainly what ships he's sent under the water lately or, which of his krakens are fighting like little bastards. Plus the Silence probably has every god lacking in the recent topics department, so that doubly sucks for him.
@SepticGentleman And they called it...Waterworld.


WE GONNA FIND IT, BOYS.



WE GONNA FIND DRYLAND.
A planet with no landmasses where Nahargu'ul keeps his misbehaving kids.
@dragonmancer Obviously this won't matter in the main game but, are there any other planets besides Gaea? And if so, could the Pantheon take claim over them as well?
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