Why not just bring the ocean with him.
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And here i thought he was sort of an ugly fairy.
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Have you thought about just saying "Fuck it" And make him swim through the air?
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I just imagine the same movements as Ursula from the little mermaid... with the same singing as well.
Tentacles for the win! Silly legs are for normal gods.
Alright, time to make my hero for real.
Is what I said two hours ago, before I got on Tvtropes. I mean, I often joke about being an avid procrastinator, but damn, I have a serious problem. At least I know every single trope Macho Man Randy Savage embodies though, so uh..there's that.
ITS TIME FOR FATHER AFRICA TO GET HIS.
@SepticGentleman
I'm so glad I quickly thought against buying the game when the interviews got real suspicious.