Sean the GamerThere was one thing that that always bothered me no matter where I was... Monotony was BORING!
I never handled boredom well. If I couldn't apply variation to something I was doing then I would quickly lose my enthusiasm for it around the dozenth time, or minute, or hour, or something in between, and this was even worse if I had to force myself to do it in the first place. Even with the warped land-scape, the occasional body, and the random debris scattered about it was getting old enough in the back of my mind to make me bored, and with boredom came a wandering mind that I truly did not need.
I slowed my pace to a brisk walk and pulled out my smart phone to check the time, after I turned it on since I had been preserving it's power.
"One Fourty, I've been on and on for almost two hours overall, the flare wasn't that long ago." Talking to myself was not successfully distracting my mind back to not thinking about what was happening, so I had to do something more effective... I really wanted to conserve every ounce of power in each of my devices, but it wouldn't matter if I slipped my bit in the middle of the forest, so music it would be!
I pressed the button to put it on random, and I just couldn't help myself when a catchy and completely ironic song started playing, I had to sing along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HjlkKw6doThat's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.In my own head I zoned right out of paying attention to the song itself, or my surroundings, for a short time I forgot about the slowly rising fatigue and the disturbing atmosphere entirely as I sung along with a stupidly cheery sounding song about the end of the world!
...
Right up until I suddenly realized that I had managed to walk right out of the forest and into the open and the main road by the lodges where it bisected the lost lake creek at the very edge of the Roosevelt lodge grounds. I stopped as soon as I heard the differing smack of my shoes on stone and looked around
huh, whataya know, I was closer than I thought... and I'm not alone. I noticed a few people from this position actually, comically in just the right positions as groups of two to not see eachother around the lodges themselves.
I took a quick moment to check my phone, leaving the music playing as it became quickly unimportant for me, and brought up a saved map of the lodge grounds
http://www.yellowstone.co/images/lodges/rooseveltcabinmap.jpg "Okay here, here... I'm here... Right then, lets see if that practice works!" I slipped the phone into my pocket, still leaving 'end of the world' playing on speaker as I started a jog to get close enough to be heard... I really wasn't thinking of what anyone would think of 'me', scout pants, hiking pack, camouflage jacket. Then again, yellowstone did have a fairly high position in terms of sea-level, maybe I looked like someone who'd just come down from a mountain station or something, or maybe some lunatic who was walking around the forest in an over-heated fucking parka with all kinds of long red hair pouring out of it's hood!
Of course, I had arrived late enough not to catch much conversation, so with the image in my head of a bunch of panicked people cluelessly standing around doing nothing useful I called out with a pointless but entertaining constable accent
"Oi! Wha' 're you lot doin' jus stand'n round?! Init common sense an established procedure to organize wif other survivors of a disaster and work together!? Yer all spittin' distance from each other an haven't even noticed! Hop to you lot! Some ought be lookin fer medicals and the rest fer other survivors need'n elp! That girl's even bleed'n from er ead! Sun'll be down soon gardless wot tha clocks say, got setup a place to hunker for the night!" Of course I murdered the accent as badly as that one half melted corpse nearby.
I completely shrugged a strange sensation of familiarity from the one blonde gal and started moving towards her and the other guy who was near her... Mostly because I recognized the one in the other group of two, 'Pierre', and had no desire to put myself in his vicinity until necessary, there were much bigger things to worry about. As it was several of the cabins on the coyote trail were crushed under the same massive boulder, several by lost creek were just missing entirely, and countless others were in varied states of damage from the event, nevermind the actual lodge farther back that looked to be crumbling. This time I dropped the accent though
"Alright lady, you look the most panicked, what's freak'n ya out?"