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7 days ago
Current I hope you enjoyed another rotation around the sun, Wheels! and may your next one be even better.
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24 days ago
To the most esteemed ser Pooheadington, we of the forum, love you in return, and wish you a good filling of Turkey today.
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1 mo ago
I am Pro-Choice. Sometimes our RP ideas are terrible in hindsight and you should be able to abort them. No there is reason to continue its stale existence. Afterall, No RP is better than bad RP.
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Welcome to the Wondrous World of Me!


Did you hear the whispers? Catch the rumour in the wind? See the meme in the group chat? It's true. I’m a walking, talking, chaos-fuelled delight with the comedic timing of a falling anvil and the elegance of a cat that just missed the jump. Yes, it's me—the Silliest Sausage™ in the proverbial packet.

Terribly Fun Facts:
I once confidently called my teacher "Mum" and made it worse by trying to explain why. My Father wasn't impressed.
I possess the superhuman ability to trip on flat surfaces. Watch me defy physics! I hope you don't mind smashed dinnerware.
I find myself whipping up puns so bad they qualify as psychological warfare. You will need to drown them out with Vogon poetry.
My kitchen adventures are less “Master Chef” and more “How Does Water Catch Fire?”


Life with me is like riding a glittery rollercoaster designed by a catnip-fuelled herd of cats. Expect tangents, terrible jokes, and an enthusiasm level usually reserved for people on game shows. But here’s the deal: I’m here for the fun and the feels. I’m all about creating something joyful, a little bit magical, and just chaotic enough to keep it interesting. Come play, laugh, and join me in this carnival of silliness.

Disclaimer: Side effects may include facepalming, eye-rolling, and occasionally questioning your life choices.

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Ah yes. You have learnt that the pen is mightier than the sword!

You will have to settle for the keyboard online, but good luck in your search of a sparring partner.
Let me guess... you want to be the spy? The doctor is kooky. Flame guy is a little one dimensional. Poetic Heavy would be interesting spin. Scout is scout.

Good luck in your new RP journey!
You post, therefore you are.

Good luck in your exploration of your existence!
In Regalia 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


[Location] Food Stands
[Time] Sunday, 07:30
[Interactions] @Aeolian @vietmyke @Mirandae

Fire blazed overhead as the meteors continued to fall. Smoky streaks filled the air as they crashed into the water, causing the waves to turn rough and roar, as they splashed hard against the harbour. Their darkness shrouded what would have been a bright, clear day, and an eerie tension filled the air ominously. This was no good omen or blessing from Uilethoir's, but rather a potential sign of Ifrinn's fury.

As Nia walked through the stalls, a woman was hawking her wares, offering ‘black magic’ solutions to everyday problems. “Genuine black magic specialist! Spells, mantras for all! Marriage, divorce, love, death—subjugate or control people or events!” the crone cried out loud, as she darted her head about as she displayed her mystic goods. “For even the stars above follow thy command of Vashikaren unsuspectedly and fall!” she exclaimed, waving her hands in the air. “Buy protection spells for you and your loved ones!” Her words created a murmur of unease in the crowd. Some appeared interested in the snake oil she was selling, but her claims attracted the wrong kind of attention, and security firmly escorted her away. Too late for some, though, as they were now afraid to look up to avoid her curse.

Nia reached towards the butterfly on her shoulder, allowed it to perch on her finger. She gazed at it with curiosity, and attempted to communicate through it in response. “Cécile, the sky is falling.” She paused, waiting for a gravity of the situation before added, “You should come; you may be needed.” Gently, she lowered her finger, and the butterfly took flight before it returned to rest on her shoulder again as she continued her exploration.

Security continued to usher the crowd toward the food stands from the Harbour area, where the sudden influx of people caught the stalls and queues unaware, and disrupted the usual flow of business due to the volume of people. Nia blended into the crowd easily, moving and mingled along with them. An unexpected commotion arose that caused the crowd to began abruptly parting as a high-security detail forcefully escorted their charges through the thicket of people, including an accompanying retinue of several children and their parents. Standing to the side, Nia overheard a voice remark about seafood for breakfast, and she caught a glimpse of the Regalia of Gaia's confused but cute expression. Amused, she decided to follow the crowd in an attempt to learn more about the current situation from their conversation.

“Mama, what’s happening?” a frightened child who appeared lost in the throng and crowds tugged on a dress, seeking comfort. The woman smiled down at him, and he gasped as he realized he had pulled on the wrong person. “Don’t worry, trust that Gàileadh will be here for us,” she reassured him with a soft and confident tone, giving him a gentle pat on the head before nodding towards his real mother, who expressed gratitude at the reunion at the temporary separation and hugged her son tightly.

Nia began weaving her way closer to the two Regalia, as she attempted to listen in on their conversation. She wasn’t inspired by the idea she overheard of Akamu jumping up to smash one of the meteors—doing so could cause dangerous debris to rain down on the parade and put many lives at risk. She thought it would be better to simply do nothing, but then realized that wasn't quite right—there were still important roles for them to play in this situation.

Nia approached and, breaking into their conversation, interrupted, “Wise Mother, your flock seeks your reassurance.” She gestured towards the retinue following the two Regalia. “They could do with guidance through this uncertain time and could be soothed by your presence.” Given Laura’s Dominant and her connection to nature, and her wide publicity, Nia imagined she had the ability to influence those around her subtly, perhaps soothe them through calming scents or aromas, like a freckled human-shaped scented candle. “And Lord Titan,” she continued, addressing Akamu, “we may need your strong arms to shield and protect us with the land itself.” She mimed a gesture resembling a protective hug, hoping to guide their actions in a positive direction. “Forgive the intrusion,” she added, as she bowed her head respectfully toward the pair. “It seemed like you were seeking insight in this predicament.”

I shall call you Late to Dinner. Then you will be Hungry!

Good luck finding what you are looking for!
Good luck in finding something whilst you are sat there, chillin', watching rhe game, and having a bud.
The link to the 1x1 section is above if you are after browsing other peoples or putting your own ideas in there. Though 1x1's can be quite intense, I would recommend checking out the casual group RP's which are more your typical format with players and a GM. A good community can get you hooked!

Good luck going forward!
Welcome and good luck in your searching for what you are looking for!
It is also usually mass produced cheap rubbish, like Hospital Food, School Dinners, and the like!

Good luck in searching what you are looking for!
I now wonder if any Gelatonious Cubes or Oozes have ever pose as bowls of jelly...

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