You have been hired by the Ministry of Silly Walks!
But the forum ain't big enough for
three two Sillies. I challenge you, to a fundown! We need to establish who the true Silly is!
The fifth, sixth, and tenth wall broke around
@SillyGooberXOXO. The room they have known for many years, the one they are seated in, has now crumbled to dust around them. The scenery has been replaced by a Grand Arena as colourful streamers fly overhead, and a fly captures a frog with its tongue and eats it. A variety of clowns perch like birds around the edges as the crowd of the Role Player Guild gathered in the seats. In this world, nonsense reigns supreme, and logic, or what little of it there is, is firmly on the other side of the Overton window.
A hush sweeps the forum, where only the sound of suppressed giggles remain. A cat which appeared to be lazing opened a single eye, and peered out, before it yawned and rose on its tippytoes into a big stretch, then settled down, taking it's place on the unoccupied seat of the site owner. With a claw, it broke the seal as a scroll unfurled as the written letters dropped on the floor. It knocked the scroll from the arm of the chair, and then spoketh aloud!
"Hear nya, hear nya! By the power infurested in this Intropurrduction thread, we meow declare the beginning of... THE GREAT HISSTORIC SILLY BATTLE!" 🐱
Opposite the Silliest of Goobers, was the one, the only, original and oft-irrevent
@Silly! As she adorned her trademark mismatched socks, googly eye glasses, and moustache drawn on in eyeliner, she threw an oversized duelling glove infront her contestant as glitter poofed out of it like a cloud.
"I dare say, you aim to take my crown of rubber duckies?" She eyed the Goober up and down, and sized them up. Her gaze intimidating and intense, as she reached up to squeeze one of the ducks.
Quack.
The cat hurled out a hairball, then it realised it was their turn to speak again.
"Furiends, prepare to me ameowzed! It's time for our pawesome persons to pounce in purrsuit of purrsupremacy!" 🐾