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3 mos ago
Current I WAS GONNA DO A STATUS ABOUT CUPTOAST BUT FUCK YEAH WE GODDAMN BREAKING KNEES. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED ON A HOT STEAMING PLATE! JUSTICE FOR WHEELS! YEAH!
3 mos ago
fuck I got outplayed
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3 mos ago
sillyman, more silly than a ferret down your trousers.
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3 mos ago
fuck yeah I love splatoon
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3 mos ago
i love bands nobody's even heard about. shoot me a pm to get a random album/artist that has like, one soundcloud account tied to them
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"meow." -CAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS


hello! I'm sillyman. no, I won't reveal my name, but I can give you a riddle for it if you want. 🤫
my likes and dislikes;

likes

cats
silly
cuptoast
horror
dark themes
goobers

DISLIKES

fuck hhgregg
fuck anyone without basic respect for ANYONE
fuck you. i know where you live. check your door.


Most Recent Posts

the ruins from undertale
Another useless day at work. He had more important stuff to do, sure, but he just couldn't help himself from looking at all these anomalies. Gary had grown to love the supernatural, whether it be Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, or plain yetis, he loved them all. He was a cryptologist, and even cracked the Zodiac killer's, but that wasn't enough for him. He joined the FBI; but it still didn't make him feel whole. But, as years passed, he had caught word of a secret government organization, the spc? After hearing about what they do, (and finally spelling it as "scp") He joined as soon as he could. He was ecstatic, but suddenly, he had heard from the main desk that he was gonna be moved to the middle of nowhere. This was heartbreaking for him, as he had to cut ties with his wife and kids. If he could turn back time to be a cyphertologist, he would. But, here he is, studying weird creatures in the middle of nowhere, a cold place. As he was taking notes on a fascinating creature, his name was called. "Gary Hartwell Smith, please report to your living quarters," the lady from the intercom said. over and Over and OVER again. He walked past, but he saw some new faces around here. was about time, as this vacation was going to be the first time he's seen their kids since they were 6 and 3. oh, a woe-some 29 years wasted. But this was it. the last time he was gonna be yelled at for the next 3 months. As he entered the office, he... saw party tape? and goodbye gifts? he was gonna leave for three months, not quit!
"What's all this about?"
"We're just wishing you a happy 3 months!"
He enjoyed the gesture, and played along with it.
After the party was over, that night, as Gary was packing, something blocked his door. he couldn't tell what, but he was trapped. Locked in. He banged on the door, but nothing happened. He called for help. Nothing happened. Gary tried calling the emergency hotline, but it was out of service. He wanted to break through the wall, but this was a high security building, not his kids cardboard castles...
...His kids.
HELP ME! KIDS? SAMANTHA? IT'S ME, GARY! PLEASE, SOMEBODY!
He laid on the floor, and cried himself to sleep.
all he could do was pray.
@ColdAtlas Nice! imma be first, heeheheeheheh
In Hi!!! 4 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
@Sky Blue@Triantafyllo BFFS forev!!!
@Triantafyllo First of all, thank you for the compliment, I do love him. second, yeah you could join! I asked the gm the same thing, and the gm said "yeah go ahead!" Just make sure you make a character!
(and don't worry, I joined a few days ago, you're fine.)
Also, is sky blue your friend? if so i'm pretty sure they could teach you how to make a character, and other cool stuff.
@RickyG85 oh thank god
but yeah, I like this idea and genuinely would love to see it in action!
oh no
*you can hear the distant grumblings of raccoons in the distance.
"Well,"
"He undermines my personal hobbies!
"
"YOU STARE AT DIFFERENT UNIVERSES THROUGH AN ORB! AND YOU'RE...doing it right now, what a suprise."
"It's a long history, mister, but essentially my baby bro ("HEY! IM NOT A KID!") got a magic orb from a strange van, and later found us in a different universe. He could communicate to us, and he did, but it only worked once so he got me to get him to our older bro (*blows a raspberry kiss*) and we've been going to different universes trying to do stuff, and also turns out we are NOT meant to be together, and the universe is after us. Also, they just don't like each other, and fight a lot. Anyways, I'll get started with, umm, do you guys have a zsropgaslop? Water is fine, if not."
This is life for the raccoons.
@RickyG85 HAPPILY IM SO SORRY :(
PLS DONT THINK OTHERWISE
I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING THAT
I WAS TOO TIRED TO WRITE MORE
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING TRUST
LIKE "I'm happy to see where this goes!" OR WHATEVER
IM SO SORRY
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