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2 yrs ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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<Snipped quote by Lucius Cypher>

But I spoke to @liferusher in pm and they allowed it


Well then, so you have.

Welcome aboard, though next time you might wanna introduce yourself in the OOC before you post up your character sheet- it'd save us all a lot of confusion. XD
@Noodles
My friend, I think we Juuuust might've struck gold here.

If you want, we can flesh out details over pm when I get back from work. <_<
@Noodles
'Specially depending on how they knew eachother.

Trouble with the yakuza? Competing for the affections of the woman who'd eventually become Kuro's grandma? The skies the limit, but it was no doubt extraordinarily manly.
Here's my self-insert second character, enjoy! ^_^
@Lucius Cypher@ADamnFiddle@liferusher


Crazy thought: When Duncan's granddad was serving in Korea, he would've taken his leave in Japan. Maybe he and Konno crossed paths?

It'd be a bit of a mindfuck for Konno running into Duncan though, as he and his gramps are nearly identical (down to the bald head), have the same mannerisms and even the same name. XD
@Lunarlors34
Y'know at this point, I'm half expecting that when Duncan learns how to read the Lugnican alphabet, he's gonna discover 90% of goddamn everything in the country is made by a company owned by the Celestias or a subsidiary thereof.

Cups? Celestico.
Tooth brush? Celestico.
Big fuck-off swords? Rock Bottom Foundries (a division of Celestico)

...Damn mages, gotta have their fingers in everything...
@Lunarlors34
...Well, that and her best friend is captain of a Knightly Order, so if one should happen to find out through intrigue or detective work, the other will probably know soon after.

Then Myst has TWO extremely powerful and very, very angry women kicking down his door and whoopin' his ass.
@liferusher

>Hamaguchi being dragged around like an animal and thrown into a torture apparatus by a horrifying rapist.

The Hatred...

It grows...
Huh... I've had this weird idea in my head all day about a series of shorts I kinda want to write in wee hider boxes in the ooc to keep my wordsmithing going so I don't bog down with writer's block.

The premise? Duncan never went to Lugnica, instead he took a few weeks off work to unwind on the old bush property his late granddad left him up north.

...Now if only these assholes from some kinda medieval fantasy land would stop showing up on his lawn, he might actually be able to enjoy himself.
*Pulls up chair and bucket of popcorn*

Ohhhh-ho-HO! Dis gon' be good!
Posted. Short and snappy but it needed to be done.

Also, happy New Year, guys! Hope all's going well.
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