the Rookie - super strong slacker
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Hey now, don't forget about his speed and toughness as well!
...Well, it's all rooted in the strength of his muscles anyway, but still! XD
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I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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Boneless wings are overrated.
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Hey now, don't forget about his speed and toughness as well!
...Well, it's all rooted in the strength of his muscles anyway, but still! XD
Training montage? Yeah, I'm game.
@Weird Tales
But he will probably take the opportunity to peddle Lexmart's patented Wrinkle-Removing Cream.
But he will probably take the opportunity to peddle Lexmart's patented Wrinkle-Removing Cream.
@Burning Kitty
Well, if it comes to that, it'll be time for some Extreme. ALIEN. FISTING.
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...Wait, that came out wrong.
Well, if it comes to that, it'll be time for some Extreme. ALIEN. FISTING.
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...Wait, that came out wrong.
@Burning Kitty
Ya know, I've been reading up on Lobo. Dude has a timemachine in his motorcycle, or at least he did at some point.
Things could get complicated between Kara and the rest of the team, depending on how this all plays out.
Ya know, I've been reading up on Lobo. Dude has a timemachine in his motorcycle, or at least he did at some point.
Things could get complicated between Kara and the rest of the team, depending on how this all plays out.
I'd find a sad meme somewhere to fit this conversation, but I'm at work on my phone right now.
Anybody wanna step in?
Anybody wanna step in?
@Archmage MC
Especially when the Rookie starts spitting blood everywhere as his heart, lungs and liver begin failing him all at once.
He's already at his literal weakest at game start, so this ain't gonna be pretty.
Especially when the Rookie starts spitting blood everywhere as his heart, lungs and liver begin failing him all at once.
He's already at his literal weakest at game start, so this ain't gonna be pretty.
@Member 00492
Just realized something about that whole aging thing; Duncan's body's going to be in pretty rough shape at game start what with the all the beatings and the years of borderline-alcoholism and chainsmoking that Batman's trying to fix with an insane training regimen and yet more beatings.
If he suddenly gains sixty years in age, he's gonna be on death's door right quick. <_<
Just realized something about that whole aging thing; Duncan's body's going to be in pretty rough shape at game start what with the all the beatings and the years of borderline-alcoholism and chainsmoking that Batman's trying to fix with an insane training regimen and yet more beatings.
If he suddenly gains sixty years in age, he's gonna be on death's door right quick. <_<
Shit.
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