Sleeth

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

I'll post tonight, been a very busy week ^^

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

I don't know, 8PM? It was mostly for a joke, but this could be very entertaining, so whenever. :D

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

Grok, being the brilliant man he is, changes right there on the kitchen floor where he'd been waiting. The glowing red gem in his chest flickered under the brilliant light of the 40 watt bulb above him, and faintly the screaming souls inside might be visible... Nope, they were covered in the sleeveless jacket now.

"Does the Jon not wish to partake in this ritual? Fear not the price, Grok has saved the tributes offered by his vassals, as well as from the store of groceries." He boasts proudly, referring to his mental disability checks and rather poor paychecks. Oddly enough, Grok was good at saving up money since he lacked actual hobbies.

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Will post later tonight:)

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

Greg using Grok? Impossible, Grok couldn't be outwitted by Greg. "The Jon should come too, he is a skeleton! The Greg mentioned the act of boning, would Jon not be good?" He offers proudly, he could include his friends if he tried! The Jill is also very boney, next time Grok shall invite her!" He adds, raising a hand victoriously.

Sure, soap was now on the ceiling, but that wasn't important, soap was clean. Grok turned to drain out the remaining dishwater and wipe off his hands on the hand towel. The hand towel was then folded neatly into a crumpled up mess and put back where he found it before he awaited his skeletal roommate's return.

@Dark Cloud

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Been a busy few days, I can reply later tonight.

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

Grok was certainly disappointed, that hand would have made his life much easier, but at least the boney man was going to make this a lot faster. It was his day off, he had Grok things to do after all. "Jon, Grok requires more assistance. I require the clothing necessary for an outing! He demands loudly as he hands over a plate.

"The Greg at work says we are going 'speed dating.' I understand this is a mating ritual. The Greg says Grok wil be a wing man, for the chicks love a man who works with one that has special needs!" He continues, turning and slapping his heavy hands down towards Jonathan's shoulders, still soapy and wet. "The Jill speaks of clothes but she is busy, I require aid!"

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

Grok

Grok's eyes narrowed at Jill as she referred to men as savages. Groom was a gentleman, he'd even taken to ironing his loincloth. Granted, he was told he wasn't allowed to wear it in public anymore, and almost had his name added to a list. Unimportant! That small verbal slight was nothing compared to the bowl before him, which he aggressively rinsed with burning hot water.

Grumbling to himself as he starts to use way too much dishsoap, engrossed with his work until he finally hears Jonathon actually speak to him. "The Jon has risen! Your assistance is appreciated against the hardened oats!" He says, reaching out towards the skeletal arm. With the offer, Grok has every intention to take that hand and use it as a sponge-holder, or even to use those boney fingers to scrape off grime.

@Dark Cloud

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

I'll post in a bit, I was waiting to see if Henry was going to post in somewhat of a turn order :P

House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

@Dark Cloud

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