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Horses.

You realize I'm specifically talking about women that are weirdly obsessed with horses, though I should have said "just as bad as anyone obsessed with anything else" I kind of said thought ones would be a gender inclusive noun.

Horses.

I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than shit and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as people who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness.

• Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

• I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying.

• Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.

• With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid shit. Saw water and passed away.

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::: slot spell poison nova

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::: Create Necromancer

Byu / Blorbs! The Fun Forum Game You Might (but probably don't) Remember!

>> Log in
>> Cast a spell

@Wolves

ERROR 404

NO VALID INTENT FOUND.
PLEASE STATE GOAL OF SPELL.

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That is very weird to say there is no corpse when you just identified that there are many corpses under my feet.

@Scarescrow

ERROR NO VALID COMMAND FOUND

CORPSE COUNTER x0
The core of the earth is technically under your feet.
Please look at the map for potential CORPSE location.

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>> Start to rase the dead (lich)

@Scarescrow

ERROR 404 NO CORPSE FOUND

Blorbs! (Remade because the old thread disappeared from Spam on my end.)

Nevermind it just showed up here: roleplayerguild.com/topics/166456-byu…

Idk what happened there tbh.

Byu / Blorbs! The Fun Forum Game You Might (but probably don't) Remember!

>> Create {Necromancer} {Dark} {Lich}
>> Log In
>> Start to pratice necromancy stuffs

@Scarescrow

Welcome Lich!



You sense many easy to use corpses underneath your feet!

Your CORPSE COUNTER is at: x0

>>Create {Mage}{Fire}{Fox}

@Wolves

Welcome, Fox! (better than Chrome)

>> Create {Diver} {Holy} {Garland}

@GarlandDaHero

Welcome Garland!

>> Create {Farmer} {Jack O Lantern Elemental} {Gourdsworth: The Pumpkin Lord}
>> Log In
>>Search for seeds

@TupperWare Bowl

Welcome Gourdsworth: The Pumpkin Lord!



You find 10x MYSTERY SEEDS, you are struck by the riding crop of encouragement, you find an additional 15x MYSTERY SEEDS, you are able to make the TREES GROW FASTER

>>head down that hill

@BrobyDDark

You see an ODD CREATURE, with mandibles made for chewing rock. It looks at you hungrily.

>> Keep digging to the East

@Etranger

You feel as though any more digging that isn't North would get you in serious trouble.

>> Being sufficiently sent in opposite direction, continue onward, followed presumably in tow.

@Rilla

You find a MOTHER BLORB SHRINE. There is HIDDEN TREASURE can you solve THE RIDDLE?

>> Dig directly towards the chittering noise.

@catchamber

The sun helps you see parts of the HIVE you see a LARGE CREATURE'S MANDIBLES reaching out of the darkness. It is being fed by an ODD CREATURE

>> Continue following Rilla because she clearly knows what she's doing.
>> Create an amazing breakfast for the westernly gang. With waffles instead of pancakes because waffles are clearly superior.

@Kronshi

You make BREAKFAST.

>> Shine the big shine to try and make some helpful plants out of sadness' tears.
>> Shine into the tunnels (It gets dark down there, guys. Be careful)

@GodOfWar

With YOUR SUNLIGHT, THE FARMERS TENDING, THE COOL BREEZE, and THE CROP OF ENCOURAGEMENT

You are able to encourage trees to grow VERY QUICKLY.

>> breeze along and keep people cool under the hot sun.

@FreeElk

Everyone is inspired to work hard by your cool breeze

>>Look at the nearby two-way hole before waving hello to the sun.

>>Then proceed to join the breakfast and nom on a waffle, in boredom of course.

@Majoras End

YOU ARE FILLED WITH DETERMINATION!

>tk {Gourdsworth: The Pumpkin Lord} with {HORSE_WHIP}

@ArenaSnow

You hit him with your HORSE WHIP
You Identify your HORSE WHIP
It is the, RIDING CROP OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Gourdsworth: The Pumpkin Lord, works faster

WORLD STATE: Click for big



What do you name the ODD CREATURES as a Race?
What do you name the 2 TYPES of ODD CREATURES?