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The Ultimate Buccaneer: "Hammerhead" Ned Edwards, Captain of The Devil's Due

OC

Age : 100+

Powers/Abilities : Will of the Forsaken

As with all things, even being cursed into undeath has its silver lining. Trapped in the mortal coil as a wretched skeleton, "Hammerhead" Ned never hungers, thirsts, nor rests. He doesn't even need to breathe! Ned's stamina is unparalleled, and he's kept his skills with the flintlock and cutlass sharp. Although his bony limbs have done a number on his agility, Ned remains a capable captain, ever able to hoist a sail and haul the disparate spoils of piracy.

Weapons/Equipment : Freebooter's Friend

"Hammerhead" Ned carries the essentials on him at all times: his trusty cutlass, flintlock, and flask. And being the captain, Ned's equipment is nothing but the finest. A bundle of paper cartridges always sits on his belt to quickly and safely load his firearm, and nothing but the finest rum on the seven seas fills the captain's silver flask. And of course, a couple replacement hands and feet.

Never know when you might need a new pair.

Other Info

Even in undeath, Ned's pet parrot Urchin never left his shoulder. How does he fly without feathers? Same way Ned walks without muscles: suspension of disbelief.

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In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"United we stand, Dismas, divided we fall." Baldwin firmly responded, planting down the broken end of his sword to rest his hands on the pommel, "This we know better than most, and we'd do well to remember. I just hope Mr. Luthor is any more benevolent than the owner of that wretched estate. . ." he snorted, and blinked as the highwayman introduced himself, "Ah, of course. Ceaseless conflict has dulled my blade, and my manners as well," he chuckled and shook his head as he turned to face Poppy, "I am Baldwin. . .a Leper," he answered solemnly, and with no shame,

"Oh, duh! Names, am I right?" she chuckled, "I'm Poppy! And you're. . .a Highwayman?" she added pointedly, narrowing her eyes at Dismas with an accusatory scowl, "So you're a bandit huh?"

"Please, please, do not be so easily deceived by the titles men give themselves," Baldwin calmly interjected, holding out an open hand, "Dismas is a capable ally, and if nothing else, he is a pragmatist. So long as we are all trapped, either by confinement or contract, he will not betray us." he spoke assuredly and confidently.

". . .Okay," Poppy huffed, her nostrils snorting as she eased off, however tenuously. Though she had been swayed, the stubborn Yordle was yet to be convinced, "You're not barking about how big your balls are. . .and you haven't stolen my hammer yet. . .so that's a plus!" she commented, and shrugged,

With a sage nod, Baldwin cautiously scanned the rowdy crowd surrounding them, "Yes. . .this poses a problem. Many of the others don't appear nearly as. . .amicable, as you are Poppy. If they do not help, I pray they do not hinder, either."


@Lazaro1505
In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Wayward souls cross paths,

Strong roots take hold in our hearts,

A faint hope blossoms.

Breathing a sharp gasp, Baldwin violently stirred from his slumber, thrashing his burly arms to shed the heavyness on his chest and rolling onto his side, buckling over in a bloody coughing fit. Once the storm settled, the leper filled his lungs and sat up hunched over still, pulling his linen hood over his face as he shed his mask, and dug a hand into the leather pouch at his hip. Shoveling out some pungent green powder, he coated the inside of his mask with it before donning his bronze facade once more, hearing the pitter-patter of little feet approach,



"Sorry, sorry! I didn't know- I didn't think that-!" Poppy stuttered, scrambling to take back the greathammer she had placed in Baldwin's hand and on his chest, but he weakly laughed it off,

"Please, do not be alarmed, you did me no harm," he softly assured her in his low, raspy voice, eyes narrowed through the mask at her gargantuan weapon, "Is that yours. . .?" he pointed to it, asking with genuine curiosity while he sat there, taking time to parse what about the fluffy blue child before him was real, and what was imagined,

"Oh, this? Naaah I'm just holding onto it until I find the hero!" Poppy beamed, awkwardly rubbing the back of her head,

"Is that so?" he responded, his curiosity reaching new peaks as he slowly rose to his feet, hefting a massive weapon of his own into his hands, "Yet you appear like no courier I've ever known - in fact, your armour bears the sheen of a true hero's own," he commented with a smile, noticing a fluster in the little warrior through his sickly haze,

"Me?! That's ridiculous!" Poppy was quick to shut that notion down, dismissively waving it off, "I'm just a Yordle with a hammer,"

"A Yordle? Hm. . ." Baldwin's focus turned inward. He had thought before arriving here, with his body turning numb and his eyesight going completely, that disease had finally claimed his life. Stood in the company of such a strange creature as this - a Yordle - he believed it true, yet the heavyness on his chest remained. . . "Tell me, how is it you came to this place?" he flatly asked, taking the first real look at his odd surroundings,

"Y'know. . .I'm not sure!" Poppy took a moment to think before answering, quizzically rubbing her chin, "My body turned numb, everything went black, and then-!" she jumped on the spot and her ears perked up as both her and Baldwin whipped around at the sound of screaming, just in time to watch Negan collapse into a frothing mess on the cold floor,

"A daemon spreads its wings. . ." Baldwin murmured, looking up at the woman looking down on all of them. Holding his weapon with fists clenched, his leather gloves whined in protest, "Quickly, we must brace for the coming storm," the leper firmly ordered, beckoning Poppy to follow as he traveled his glass cage.

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"Foreign winds, familiar weather. . ." Baldwin breathed a sigh of relief as he approached a trusted ally with a hopeful smile, "Dismas! It appears the threads of fate have more in store for us, does it not?" the leper greeted Dismas in his usual half-prose, while Poppy trailed close behind him, looking Dismas up and down as if sizing him up for something,
In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Name: Poppy, the Hero of Demacia

Age: Ageless

Gender: Female

Canon:


Main Thread

Personality:

"Humility is a mark of heroism, but many historians would agree that Poppy is kind of pushing it."


"Power is a famously corrupting influence, but Poppy proves that its corruption is no match for a good heart and stubborn, steadfast obliviousness."


Equipment: Quest Gear

A blacksmith by trade and a Demacian at heart, Poppy forged the armour she wears out of petricite, an alabaster wood as tough as iron, and with the unique property to absorb magic out of the air around it. With a sprinkling of fey magicks, Poppy is not only unencumbered by her armour, but is even faster and more physically capable when wearing it. Able to project a magical barrier around herself, Poppy has little need for her buckler's protection, so she learned how to throw it instead. Somehow it always bounces back to her, whether by enchantment or pure luck.

A legend by chance, Poppy wields the massive hammer entrusted to her with ease while on her long quest to find the 'Hero of Demacia' destined to protect the kingdom of their namesake, while believing not for a second that hero could be her. Easily twice her size and weight, the hammer holds the potential to shake and sunder the earth, and is able to send flying any ne'er-do-well unlucky enough to meet it face-to-face.

Attributes: Steadfast Presence

Yordles are odd creatures. They may age very slowly, or not at all. They are capable of physical feats far beyond what is thought possible of the diminutive people. Poppy is no exception - possessing the strength of a minotaur and then some, and the deft hands of a master pickpocket. Her short size and bulky armour do come with drawbacks, though, as she is plain and simple. . .very short. And although she can run very fast, once she gets going she's more like a runaway train barrelling off the rails than an agile predator.

Biography: A short comic describing Poppy's quest in a nutshell.
In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Name: Baldwin, the Leper

Age: Adult

Gender: Male

Canon:


Main Thread

Personality: The Leper King

A learned man - compassionate and wise beyond his years - Baldwin wants for nothing but a full stomach and a better world. Lucky to have been born to royalty, he lost himself in dusty tomes of philosophical conjecture and moth-eaten volumes of poetry, fostering a one-sided love for the simple beauty of the world. Although his illness weakened his body, it strengthened his conviction in turn. Devoted to the desperate few who have remained steadfast in their love for the world as he has, Baldwin works tirelessly to purge malevolence wherever it may take root. Knowing his every haggard breath draws him closer to death's door, Baldwin welcomes it with open arms, ready to meet his maker with no regret nor remorse in his heart.

Equipment: Arms of the Indomitable

Driven to violent action by the venomous words and whispered plots of his noble peers, Baldwin encased his dying body in a fortress of bronze and studded leather, and armed himself with an executioner's sword. The dents in his hardened cuirass keep memories of battles both won and lost fresh in his mind, and the broken blade of his sword reminds him why they were fought.

The last treasures of a King

Baldwin carries a collection of disparate keepsakes wherever he goes which fuel the flickering fire in his heart. True to the spirit of a poet, he carries first and foremost a tin flute. Though his bronze visage is an unwelcome sight in the lands through which he travels, his music brings comfort; hope is contagious once it catches. A lover of nature, Baldwin keeps a single preserved flower with him, and a seashell from a faraway land. Remembering the azure oceans and blooming meadows fills Baldwin with life.

Attributes: When pain is accepted, strength flows in abundance.

Taking his condition in stride, Baldwin is a resilient and powerful man. Armoured to the teeth, the Leper can withstand an absurd amount of punishment without falter, and even mend his own wounds with exotic medicines and sheer force of will. His armour is like a second skin for him, and he moves very comfortably dressed in it, and despite the immense weight, can still exert superhuman strength. Only so much can be done about his leprosy, however, which has claimed the lion's share of his dexterity and sight. With poor eyesight and slow reflexes, Baldwin's sword-arm is guided by faith, and his legs are burdened with the weight of his metal skin. Opting out of maneuverability, endurance is Baldwin's strong suit.

Biography: Baldwin's story as narrated by the talented Wayne June.
Sam, travelling to the outskirts of Genesis City

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Having woken up bright and early the very next day, after Malgoth shook the playerbase of Talrae to the core, the spry young Tinker Sam appeared unfazed. With a bounce to her step and a jaunty demeanour, she took her time strolling the streets of Genesis City. Breathing in the crisp morning air that felt all too real to be fake, stopping to smell the roses at market stalls, but more importantly chatting up the fellow players she stumbled across. With a smile and wave Sam hailed them down, each with the same offer: to party up and venture out! Each time, though, they all declined. Her spirit wounded, but not yet defeated, Sam thought up of a solution. Scrounging up a discarded wooden board and a forgotten bit of charcoal, the Tinker scribbled the letters "L F G" in large lettering, and the subtitle: "Looking For Group" beneath. Holding the sign to her chest, Sam continued her walk, opting now to just direct the attention of any passersby towards her sign with a smile. Now the other players weren't even speaking up to turn her down. Reaching one of the city's two entrances, Sam breathed a sigh of disappointment.

She was kind of hoping anyone would have joined her before reaching her destination.

The Tinker wasn't done just yet, however, as this presented a new opportunity. Lingering around the entrance, Sam kept her sign in hand, attracting the attention of arrivals and departures. But during a quiet minute of no activity, the bright-eyed Tinker noticed she wasn't the only loiterer.

"Hail!" Sam shouted across the way, raising her sign to the light, and raising a hand to wave, all to attract Fortuna's attention.

@Rekaigan


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