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Myriad Reality

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Don’t forget anatomal- anatomical anomaly. Geez.

@Heroic

Yep! I don't really understand why some things the way they are, but I've learned to roll with the punches.

Myriad Reality

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Eh! It’s pre-tty good huh!
*crosses my arms*
Ginger Root and Cinnamon Sugar!

@Ignacious

*A flame shoots from my mouth that evaporates the condensation on the glass*
Spicy!

Myriad Reality

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That’s the strength of home brewed alcohol. Can’t get that in a bottle anywhere else!
*grins then slides some fries and a burger*
This may help with the after effects.

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*smiles*
Try it!

@Ignacious

*Takes one drink through the peppermint straw, and my pupils restrict*

Myriad Reality

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Is that a metaphor? Because if it isn’t that’s either really unhealthy, or it explains the diet immediately.

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I think this stuff is helping a bit too. Maybe even speaking for me.
*Swirls my drink around and rests my check in my other hand, then takes another swig*
I don’t like being so open for no reason, but it feels right right now.

@Heroic

As literal as a book! Like I said, I'm a traveling oddity, a fantastical commodity and far from any prodigy, I'm none other than Surprise!

Myriad Reality

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*plops it down and it looks practically identical to your previous order*

@Ignacious

Isn't this the same thing?

Myriad Reality

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Hmmm, what did he call himself?
*stops and looks at you*
Would you like to try another flavor? I am testing this one out!

@Ignacious

*Shrugs*
Sure! What're you trying?

Myriad Reality

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What makes you so absurd? Your name’s the only bizarre thing I’ve caught on to so far.

@Heroic

For starters, my blood sugar is over 70%!

Myriad Reality

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You remind me of another fellow, though I don’t recall his name…

@Ignacious

Y'think so? Also, can I get another one with more chocolate liqueur and vanilla bean paste?

Myriad Reality

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Well if that’s true, you look especially up, so what’s your story, huh?

@Heroic

Ha, you got me! I'm a wandering goofball, a traveling absurdity. I'm a spectator for this contact sport we all call life.

Myriad Reality

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Mm. The least you could have done was not walk up to someone who looked down in the dumps and left me to sulk alone, technically. So you’ve already gone above and beyond.

@Heroic

The people who look especially down or especially up usually have the best stories to tell!