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*Walks along the ground as if it were flat and kneels down to inspect your sword*
∆: Well, hi there fleshy being. You mind turning the world not sideways?
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*Walks along the ground as if it were flat and kneels down to inspect your sword*
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*Grins wildly at the response, as the disembodied chant grows in intensity to "cut cut cut cut slice slice slice slice kill kill kill kill"*
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*Drags my finger across my tongue and then holds it up as if testing the direction of the wind, and the entire world begins to lurch sideways like gravity shifted off-center*
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*Grabs onto a light pole*
Her name is Misty! She's not able to speak, but she's very dangerous!
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*Scoops the knife up from the ground and stretches it into a broadsword, and crashes it down on top of your head*
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*Keeps pace behind it and jump kicks you in the stomach*
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*Smiles with an unnatural enthusiasm and flings the knife at your throat*
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*The words "slash, slice, raze" ring out across the visage of the city and I approach you leisurely, wielding a knife dripping in black tar*
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Great.
*Looks forward*
I think you're going to need it.
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I can try to drain it. How are you with combat?
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*A river of blood rushes into the alleyway, threatening to drown the both of you*
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No, I mean—your shield! What's it doing?