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13 hrs ago
Current having three separate thanksgivings is... exhausting
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4 days ago
I've been asking myself this question a lot this week, so I decided I'd ask you guys. Which would be better, control over logic or reality warping
4 days ago
who wants to go to Egypt and kill a vampire?
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4 days ago
my favorite part is when John Wicked said "It's Wickeding time." and proceeded to defy gravity all over the place
3 likes
5 days ago
Since I have failed to bring myself happiness, my goal is to bring it to others.
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Bio

In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.


Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)



Weeellll, hellooooo there!


I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't.
I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that doesn't mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I do roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.
Anyways, here's my ♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎


Names/Aliases: Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky
Gender: Male, also probably Ace... Not sure.
B-Day: le 19th of July
Current exact location: earth, waddaboutyou?
Favorite food type: Spicy


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Most Recent Posts

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*Runs my hand alongside a towering building, causing it to slump over like a cloth bag and finally crash onto you*


*She looks up at the building coming down on her and back over at Misty with a "are you serious?" face. She speeds through one of the windows but hits a pillar on her way up the tumbling building.*
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*Drops to the ground with a relieved sigh*
She's my girlfriend.


∆: Interesting... While I don't quite know how those things work, good for you.
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I think someone's trying to speak on her behalf. But whatever it is, don't let your guard down!


∆: Yeah... So, how do you know each other?
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To be honest... I don't think that's entirely her.


∆: Split personality maybe?
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*Claps and waves, while the chant repeats "Misty name me I"*


∆: That's an... interesting form of speech...
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Whatever you do, just don't hold back! Kill her if you have to!


∆: Hold on, lemme try something new...

*A static portal appears on the upside down ground, and Delta comes out of it and picks up her sword, glitchy tentacles hold onto her legs.*

∆: Never introduced myself, I'm Delta, but you probably don't care, do you?
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*Nods with a girlish grin, followed by a clap and the world turning upside down completely*


∆: Y'know, I kinda expected that...

*She presses her finger down on the hilt of the blade and a clicking noise can be heard. Red, glowing cracks begin to appear from where it is stabbed in the ground*
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*Walks along the ground as if it were flat and kneels down to inspect your sword*


∆: Well, hi there fleshy being. You mind turning the world not sideways?
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*Grins wildly at the response, as the disembodied chant grows in intensity to "cut cut cut cut slice slice slice slice kill kill kill kill"*
...
*Drags my finger across my tongue and then holds it up as if testing the direction of the wind, and the entire world begins to lurch sideways like gravity shifted off-center*


*She stabs the blade into the ground, holding onto it.*

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*Grabs onto a light pole*
Her name is Misty! She's not able to speak, but she's very dangerous!


∆: Ah, why didn't you introduce me to your crazy friend?
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*Scoops the knife up from the ground and stretches it into a broadsword, and crashes it down on top of your head*


*The broadsword crashes through her head straight into the ground, as she had teleported backwards.*

∆: You're not making this easy, are you?

*In a quick flash, the broadsword is cut in half, and it seems Delta hasn't moved at all*

∆: You wanna have a talk or something?
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