Salem Vicarious, Lord of Lost Things
Since Dr.Drd's sudden disappearance years ago, Salem had been carrying out automated behavior protocol, which to the outside observer, merely looked like sadistic toying with their subjects, and for the most part, it was. Tasked with overseeing the continuation of evolving the basic AI framework that Dr.Drd had developed, Salem had forced the other inhabitants of the City of Lost Things into various dystopian systems and simulated wargames, an ever-changing environment with varying rules of survival to see which of the other toys could claw their way to the top. One parameter that Dr.Drd was still tweaking before he left forever was the rate at which the environment was supposed to shift, a parameter that Salem never adjusted, a rate that was far too fast for anything to successfully adapt too. The current situation resembled a game of shady politics and cloak and dagger. In the House that Salem built, Salem stood at the top of the foyer, watching plushies and dolls dancing in the ballroom below, schmoozing and attempting to exert their petty influences upon one another. However, one failed assassination attempt, and a comment taken the wrong way, soon led the ballroom to erupt into an orgy of violence, as all pretense was dropped in favor of the fight or flight response. Teddy bears and mannequins ripped into each other with zest as the built up frustration of hiding their intentions bubbled to the surface. One stuffed bunny with its ear missing stood at the bottom of the steps, holding a butter knife from the confectionery table, a moment of calm just feet away from the storm of violence.
"YOU!" it screamed in a bloodcurdling, almost comically high-pitched voice as it rushed up the stairs, mad with rage at having its life defined Salem's incomprehensible games. One glance from Salem and the stuffed bunny was lifted into the air, its butter knife wrenched from its grip to hover in the air menacingly. The stuffed bunny screamed as the butter knife slowly tore it to shreds. Salem suddenly jolted awake. This was not because it had suddenly gained sentience, in fact, from Salem's point of view, nothing had changed. But what drew their attention was the sight of the world outside the Chateau changing. Part of the castle's decorations involved heads mounted on spikes as a warning to intruders, but some of those heads were in fact Salem's, and their eyes granted the poltergeist vision of the outside. Salem was tasked with keeping an eye, well, many eyes, out for intruders, and was primed to react at even tiny changes. The sudden change was jarring and confusing.
Reeling, Salem leaned against the banister while their subjects continued to slaughter each other below. Salem was still wondering how to report such a development to the Masters, or if the Masters even cared. Salem had heard through the grapevine that the masters were gathering for one last hurrah, but that celebration supposedly turned out to be sorely disappointing. Not only did the Masters abandon their creations, they would ultimately abandon one another as well. Just then a skeleton butler arrived at the House, pushing open the doors, and drawing the attention of the violent dolls and toys. They were about to involve the skeleton in their violence, before they were all lifted into the air, bringing an abrupt stop to the carnage. It had felt like ages since any other part of the Chateau had reached out to Salem, save the continued agreement with the Factory. And despite resenting the rest of the Chateau and the Masters for leaving them alone, Salem yearned for their attention, and would not allow their subjects to harm a messenger from outside the City.
"You're all disappointments!" Salem muttered through clenched teeth as the windows exploded inward, providing Salem with plenty of ammunition to dispatch the party guests with. In a maelstrom of shards, stuffing, and sawdust, the subjects of the City were ground up, as if in a blender, with Salem, the literal eye of the storm, hovering over the banister and down to the messenger to hear him out.
Salem hovered into the Final Hour at a slovenly pace, after all, Salem didn't want to reveal their anticipation nor their eagerness. Though Salem hovered into the room, upon entering, they landed and walked, showing at least this much respect to the Final Hour. Still, Salem nonchalantly crossed their hands behind their head glancing left and right. It had been years since Salem had been inside the Final Hour and seen the Masters. The last time was with Dr.Drd; as Dr.Drd's favorite, Salem had accompanied the Master most places within the Chateau, their ability to manipulate objects at a distance was a massive boon for Dr.Drd, who was often too lazy to go and grab something himself. Salem looked around at the others, curious if this involved the sudden change in scenery outside, but decided to be patient.
"Salem Vicarious, Lord of Lost Things, ready to play!" Salem announced their arrival in an androgynous, child-like voice.