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14 days ago
Current What if I need a big tiddy goth, not therapy?
19 days ago
Hot take, but I'll allow it.
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19 days ago
Beer is liquid bread. Pop-tarts are ravioli. Corn dogs are Popsicles. I will not be explaining.
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26 days ago
Having a panic attack? Try shaking your ass to the Mama Mia soundtrack instead.
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1 mo ago
In that case, *I* am looking for six men to sacrifice.
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Haley ★ 24 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

Most Recent Posts

Banned because.. okay?
I act younger than I actually am. Ask anyone who knows me. I might be 27 in real life, but I have the sense of humor of someone who is at least 15. Fart jokes still make Tundy chuckle.


I think we're here to learn things we don't know, Ken.
I can't seem to get my usual crappy rock music stuck inside my brothers head. But I can get my more crappy girly-ish pop music stuck in his head. For some reason... I find that to be slightly better.
Banned because here we go again.
I'll do my best to have at least a Sunshine post up tonight.

Possibly Sam too, but we shall see.
Banned because someone has to do the hard work around here.
Posts coming soon...ish.
Banned because LAME.
Try the feeling of actually being in the military and commanding other humans.


Tempting.

It is the bomb, but I go on vacation in a week--a cruise. And we're going on it with the intent of getting wildly drunk, eating too much, and having so much sex I break. Hence the 300 at VS and few "other" stores.


Well then.

Ruby's gettin' wild y'all. Use protection. Be safe. Don't die from an STD. I like you.

@Ruby VS is the bomb.



I've been playing this game called Defense Grid for the sole purpose that the narrator calls me 'commander' and it makes me feel powerful.
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