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5 days ago
Current What if I need a big tiddy goth, not therapy?
10 days ago
Hot take, but I'll allow it.
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10 days ago
Beer is liquid bread. Pop-tarts are ravioli. Corn dogs are Popsicles. I will not be explaining.
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18 days ago
Having a panic attack? Try shaking your ass to the Mama Mia soundtrack instead.
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1 mo ago
In that case, *I* am looking for six men to sacrifice.
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Haley ★ 24 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

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I think one of the most adrenaline inducing situations I've ever been in was the time we had to roll start my dads old Chevy truck.

My parents house sets on top of a hill, located right off of a main two lane highway. At the bottom of the driveway, across the road is a guardrail to keep you from going in a huge ditch. Well, dad had parked the truck on the up most side of the driveway that night, because it was calling for snow. I don't remember why we left the next day, but we did. Dad shifted the truck into neutral, and began to turn it over. Needless to say, the snow was hella mushy and we slid down the hill more than we rolled. We nearly hit the guard rail, but the truck turned on at just the last minute.
I find that eating other peoples cooking - mainly people that I don't know - to be a little like Russian Roulette.

Will it taste good? Do they use spices? The moments of what the hell did they put in this.

I received some cookies yesterday and this bitch put pecans in the freaking no bake oatmeal cookies. Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie?!
-To start my new job.
-Pay off the rest of my car payment. Probably get a second, slightly cheaper car so that I can get to where I want to go when the other car is being used.
-Get my friggin license. I'm out here Spongebobing this bitch.
-Finally start college.
I am seeing many interest checks in the Free RP section with Casual/Advanced tags being used and players setting minimum requirements of a paragraph or more. Doesn't anyone even know how to read anymore? The Free section clearly states what kind of RPs are allowed in the Free RP section.

Free RP: For roleplaying involving one-liners, few-liners, speed-posting, and for anyone who doesn't want to have to worry about standards. See individual GM for RP specific standards.


A few lines is a paragraph. If you were to bring a paragraph (5 lines) to a Casual RP, you'd be laughed at. Also, you say that
Free RP = NO STANDARDS WHATSOEVER!!!
but yet in those rules you copied and pasted, it clearly states See individual GM for RP specific standards. Which means that the RP will have rules and guidelines for you to follow per the GM, thus creating RP's with guidelines. If you don't have rules/standards in your RP, how the hell are your players supposed to know what you expect from them?

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I'm afraid to book other tickets to Japan and she'd just shove them in her handbag. Forever.


Maybe you could get her a nice frame to put them in instead?
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Girls are weird.


True. Gonna go stuff the candles in the corner of my closet so I can remember my millionth trip to Walmart. Be right back.
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I bought a packet of coffee and vanilla candles for the girl I'm with and instead of using them, she stored them in her closet as a souvenir. I'm puzzled.


Now I want a coffee scented candle.

I'm kinda puzzled myself? Like what is she trying to remember by keeping.... candles?
I went and bought some candles yesterday.

My room smells hella nice.





Mr. Henderson had been the Rosefell High principal for a little over twenty years now, and every year he insisted upon a stupid welcome back assembly. The only thing that kept him from organizing them when he was vice principal was that the current principal of the time refused to do them. While the assemblies were ill received, it was a decent way to keep the students in the loop about what was supposed to happen this year, and what decisions the administration had made over the summer.

As the assigned students finished adjusting the lights, Mr. Henderson, as well as some of the other administrators and teachers took the stage.

“Good morning, students,” the man yelled through the speaker. Pausing for a moment, he waited for a response from the student body. When that failed, he continued. “Welcome to the 2020 school year. Thank you for choosing Rosefell as your home for another year. First and foremost, your guidance counselors are Mr. Adams for the seniors and Mrs. Williams for the Juniors. If you have any problems, simply need to talk to someone, or need advice for college and careers, please report to the appropriate counselor.”

Straightening his tie as the counselors waved to the crowd, Mr. Henderson continued.

“We do, unfortunately, have some bad news again this year. Funding for the music and art classes have been cut drastically due to low funds and low interest. If you have one of these classes, you are required to bring any supplies that you need yourself. While we have managed to get new helmets for the football team, you guys will have to use the same old uniforms until we can find some more funding. Football, cheerleading, volleyball, and the track team will be holding tryouts this weekend.”

“As to better our students and prepare them for life as adults, we will be doing a mandatory Home Ec class for Juniors and Seniors this year. That’s why when we asked you to sign up for extracurriculars on your schedule, you were allowed one less. In this class, you’ll learn how to cook, clean, and write a resume among other things. We will also be introducing the Baby Project this year in the Home Ec classes due to not having a Child Development elective. If you would like to create a club, please fill out the club registration sheet found in the office. The administration will either approve or deny your idea within a weeks time. Clubs can be formed at any time of the school year.”

“With all of this being said, thank you for being here. You are all dismissed to your first class of the day.”
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