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"Oh no," said Canada. "I'm so sorry for you. Imagine being looked at."

She was staring him full in the face. She wasn't afraid any more. Her white knuckled fists trembled.

"I can't imagine a worse thing that could possibly happen to you, poor baby darling sweetums," said Canada in her most patronizing voice. "I don't know how you cope with being looked at! That's the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone! How wise and mighty you are to know when people are looking at you! How clever and magnificent of you to to think of solving that problem with violence! I admit, I was doubtful at first, but now I really do see why everyone calls you a high god!"

[Reject his influence: 11
Cancelling his influence and taking +1 forward against him, clearing Guilty by acting to prove him wrong]
The Fall of the Dragon Knight

The holy city of Jerusalem is governed by many rituals and many laws. The pious pilgrim might find divine revelation in accordance with these rituals. The impious pilgrim, however, may find just the opposite...

Selzi Ikaros, the glorious Dragon Knight of Antioch, had been sent on pilgrimage by her devout mother in despair at her daughter's behaviour. Sent in the company of a retinue of priests, monks, and with the assistance of the most sober-minded of her companions Felii Instansi, this journey was sure to bring some measure of divine calm to the hot-headed warrior. But the mother underestimated. Selzi had the aspect of the boar to her - she desired to feast, to fight, and to revel. She was a mighty warrior with muscles like steel cables cables and without parallel in the jousting lists and she had no respect for these soft religious creatures that surrounded her like sheep.

As soon as she reached the holy city she prevailed over Felii and spirited her away from the procession. They instead went through the bars and back streets of the city like a whirlwind, Selzi corrupting the naive Felii with drink and vice, engaging in brawls and robberies and behaviour entirely unbecoming of two young knights. After many nights of hard drinking the two of them walked from the city, laughing and carrying each other. Selzi walked ahead, and then turned to face Felii to show off the goblet she had stolen from a church. Walking backwards, she stepped into the centre of a crossroads.

Walking backwards, away from Jerusalem, into a crossroads - this is one of the many ritual taboos that a more attentive soul would know to avoid.

It isn't clear who the woman they met there was - a djinn, perhaps, or a wizard, or even the devil herself. But she sat atop the lamp post and smiled at the drunk and tarnished knights and offered them wishes three. She had not even had time to raise the topic of the price before Sir Selzi interrupted her with the same thoughtless arrogance that governed her whole life.

"I wish," said Ser Selzi, as confidently as the horns of war, "for the strength of a hundred knights. I wish for the glory of a hundred kings. I wish for the wealth of a hundred lords."

And so she of the crossroads smiled and shrugged. She hang down from the burning lamp-post by her feet like a bat and plucked the icon of the dragon from Selzi's shield, and with a symphony of fire, the knight and the dragon were one. Roaring in fury and horror, the wyrm clawed at itself, causing scales to fall as rain before flying away into the night.

"And for your wish, little dove?" asked she of the crossroads with a smile like ice.

"Turn her back!" blurted Ser Felii, aghast at the terrible curse that had befallen her friend. "Release Selzi at once, I command you!"

"Ah," said she of the crossroads. "That will carry a heavy price indeed. She had three wishes, so you must do three tasks for me to undo them."

"Name them," said Ser Felii.

"Firstly, you must cleanse yourself in a cathedral not of Rome," said she of the crossroads. "Then you must hear a king weep and beg for mercy. Finally, you must walk through Ser Selzi's own fire without being burned. When these terms are met then I will return Ser Selzi Ikaros to human shape."

But, said she of the crossroads in her malicious mind, even then Ser Selzi will not be free of the price of her own wish.
The Assistant Secretary of Fear And Doubt

There are protocols for this kind of thing.

One doesn't just address the gods using whatever words come into one's mind. The gods are more important than that. A prayer is more than a request, and many a foolish king has discovered that the pantheon is not satiated by simple bribery. The forms and paperwork and ritual and hats that the Administration had developed for interacting with Father Poseidon were all well and good, but the Assistant Secretary had always maintained that when interacting with the Darkening Rainbow the most important ingredient to a prayer was fear.

The well was overflowing. The storm had flooded drainage systems not designed to handle weather, and one of the ways that manifested was in a well that was a lazy fat geyser of brackish water. The Assistant Secretary lifted itself over the side and dove in, dove deep, dove deep and dark. In the dark it did not speak its request to Grandfather Poseidon. Instead it simply took the augury. Mind-altering chemical stimulants were released from glands below its eye and rushed through the central brain, neutralizing its decision making processes. The tentacles, each as intelligent as the centre body, were left to their own uncontrolled devices and began to slash and squirm independently. Colour rushed along the Secretary's skin, its camouflage patterns - never once used to disguise its location but to proclaim it - ran riot with the fires of the Earthshaker. The Assistant Secretary of Fear and Doubt asked Father Poseidon what it was it should fear, and Grandfather Poseidon showed it.

Diamonds in blue and red and the dance of artillery.

An ark that carried the death of time.

Extinction in the form of ten thousand perfect gardens.

A tear in the universe stitched open with castles of white stone.

Intellect so mighty that the gods would regard it as hubris.

A planet freed by mad artifice from the tyranny of distance.

Markets of flesh and metal, warriors leashed and arcane.

The creaking voice of Aphrodite, that last terrible mutilated titan.


Agony and ecstasy to lie in the mouth of Poseidon Polychromatic like this. In this moment the Assistant Secretary was one with its god. In this moment it was the trueborn son of the Sea God, of it and with it and amidst it. And when it desired to see these terrors with its own eyes that was what Poseidon desired too.

So the storm changed.

*

Admiral Odoacer!

Perhaps there had been a way to cross this distance without spending so many lives. She would regret it if there were. The hungry graveyard had descended on her fleet, the hurled corpses of those lives she'd spent before, accusatory with their burned-out hollow shells. The hulks hurled at her as though bitter they had died for her glory.

With a gesture - a raised and outstretched hand in a sweeping motion - the order was given. Shouts went up from all around the bridge, and teams of sweating slaves hauled the massive cannons into position. Gunners ran the calculations with slide rules and mechanical abacuses and enginseers stepped back as the vast stellar furnaces they tended to burned too hot for even their transhuman skin. She watched as the void burned gold and then red. The galaxy was carved up by the fiery breath of a hundred thousand warships as they ate the ungrateful dead.

Still the corpses came, hurled about by Poseidon's winds. Impacts and collisions shattered all over the fleet, and with another gesture loyal commanders were sent forwards to break the iron winds. The carved, sharp beaks of the ships did much to shatter the hurricane, but there were cross-drafts that needed to be tended to. The politically suspect took care of those. After all, Poseidon was not her enemy here; she could not wage war against the sea. She was waging war against those who would deny her Imperial destiny.

She'd regret not finding a way to preserve her soldiers, yes. Their deaths, she thought as her fleet blew away the corpse-ships, would reflect badly on her. But then, she could hardly be expected to give her full attention to every skirmish. She was just human. She had off days. If she applied her full energy and effort every time a few thousand lives were on the line she'd never have time to relax.

And it was precisely her relaxation that enabled her to notice exactly when the wind changed. The great storm of Poseidon changed direction, no longer blowing the shipwrecks towards her but away. Towards the Eater of Worlds. And... it was moving too.

"Concentrate fire," said Admiral Odoacer. "Cut the Eater of Worlds open. Do not let it escape."

*

Bella!

You are fire. You are wroth. The world will do you this kindness, but only this one: It will burn to match.

The great esoteric weapons of the Armada strike the Eater of Worlds once again. Great fusion blasts tear into the mighty beak and skin, causing the earth to boil hot and red. Fires erupt in the mangroves and the ocean evaporates massive gouts of steam. The howling winds tear the roof from the palace and the building begins to fall apart all around you.

Above you, in the sky, looms a massive black silhouette shape. The razor sharp assassin cruiser Anemoi gifted to you by the Empress, larger than this entire city. Captain Lorventi, renowned for her boldness and aggression, has not only caught up with the Eater of Worlds but taken shelter inside its mouth. Yours. Your ship. Your sky.

Black smoke impacts against it - a solid projectile round. Another ship is in here. Redana's ship, the skeletal, ocean-rusted Plousios - it has taken shelter here against the storm. Even as the Armada's fury batters against the walls, the two cruisers circle and fire ragged volleys at each other above.

Redana!

Those eyes are made for softness; this coldness does not come naturally to them. It does come to the peacock eyes that surround them, though. Hera stands there, drab in leathers and resplendent in feathers. "Just like your father," she said. "You don't get to keep things you don't value. You don't get to own things you don't appreciate. You broke her, you lost her, and you will never get to have her back -"

Blood splashes your face.

Hera looks down in shock. There's a spear run through her breast - right through her very heart. She turns about and there in the doorway lit by the fires of Ragnarok is the wolf grin of Ares.

"Hello, mother," he snarled in his male-female voice, as he half-carried the blood-soaked Princess Epistia forwards. "May I ask what the fuck you think you're doing in my domain?"

The Queen of the Gods tried to speak, but blood drowned her voice. She stepped back once, twice... and then she was gone, leaving the taste of ambrosia and iron upon your lips.

Princess Epistia staggered forwards, Ares alternating between supporting her and roughly shoving her forwards. She stumbles and collapses in front of you, Thunderbolt still lodged agonizingly in her shoulder, crackling with lightning every time Ares gives a friendly shoulder-pat of encouragement. Soft hands and a sharp knife part silk and leather that holds your voice.

"Princess. You," she hesitates in saying it, but despite everything you are still somehow in worse shape than her, "okay?"
"Oh, now that you mention it -" Ailee handed a notebook over to Coleman. Inside are incredibly detailed drawings of the train, compass-precise as though stolen from the original blueprints. Coleman was there too - illustrated in flickering motions of lead, red arrows showing ranges of motion, bracketed by endless little cascades of kanji. Many little aspects of his day and routine were captured - detailed illustrations of every aspect of engine operation and maintenance, but also incongruously a number of quieter moments drawn with a timeless attention to mood. A landscape scene of him looking out at the desert, much like he was now, tiny against the vastness.

"Obviously I don't know everything," said Ailee, "but that's not for lack of trying. You're trying to take refuge in your own petty sense of expertise, imagining that this bunsen burner on wheels is somehow incomprehensible to me - it is not! I am fully capable of operating it based on my observations, and while I don't have all the nuance down yet I am not a helpless passenger. Maybe if you'd been paying attention to my magic rather than bricking your mind shut you'd have learned something too."
Canada knew her way around a parade - but usually they came after she'd defeated the villain rather than immediately prior. And this wasn't really an autographs and encouraging smiles kind of situation. What was she meant to do with her face? What energy should she be giving out? Grim and stoic? Let's try for grim and stoic. She frowned in what she hoped was a way that signaled her disapproval but... like... in a resistancy way.

"You'll have to forgive me," she said, "but your educational system is far too miserable for you to reasonably expect me to know who the Zhianku is. But you know that already, seeing as how you assume I've got my training from elsewhere..."

The awkwardness of the High God made her feel strangely confident in dropping some smack talk. Sure, he was ten million feet tall and about to kill her but he wasn't crying with laughter and consuming the concept of innocence so she was already way ahead of her expectations right now.
"Your grandpa sounds like one of those idiots too cowardly to do medicine on himself," said Ailee, taking the soup and throwing a disgusted look at Coleman for sipping directly from the bowl like a cavekobold. "This fucking sense of learned helplessness people have - ooo, trust a professional Ailee, representing yourself is a bad idea Ailee, there's no way you can pull one of your own teeth Aye-leeeeeeeeeeeee." She's a razor hand with her chopsticks if nothing else. "It's not hard, Coleman! People have been pulling their own teeth for thousands of years before we invented dentists and put them in charge of everything."
Whatever it took.

Canada was moving as soon as she saw the laser volley, fast as thought. Of all the weapons of the Annunaki lasers were her favourite. Weaponized light? Against her? You can't fight Poseidon in the ocean, friends, and you can't fight Canada with your false suns.

Her shield sweeps like a tennis racquet, catching the volley all along its length. The light touches the mirror and bends, reversing exactly along her angle, concentrated to a single spot. And then she's moved again, as quick as thought, into the new path of the volley of laser beams - the point behind Shamash. She will catch that now-concentrated volley of laser fire on her shield and reflect the entire destructive blast into a single point in the small of the High God's back where the armour was thinnest. Defense and offense and light and speed - this was how the sun went to war.

Her heart was pounding so hard she felt it was going to burst. She had won. She hadn't hesitated. She just needed to hold steady until those lasers hit.

Until those lasers hit...

Time wasn't moving in slow motion. Canada's eyes reluctantly strayed over to the right where the concentrated volley of crackling, deadly laser fire hung suspended in mid-air, not moving - heading right towards her but never reaching her.

And instead the High God had turned about to face her and was smiling and inviting her to dinner.

...

"um," said Canada, giving another hopeful, yearning glance at those frozen lasers, "I... guess?"

[Unleash my Powers!!! 3!!!]
"That," said Ailee airily, with all the haughty pride available to one splashing water in their eyes, "is classified."

Her finger taps one of those dyed fur-patterns on her shoulder - one of the ones shaped like a bright and terrible eye.

She tosses the canteen back to Coleman - totally whiffing the throw and sending half of it splashing onto the ground - and then pretending she didn't notice that she'd done that she walks past him and bangs loudly on the door to the kitchen. "Hey! Idiots! Hurry up! Or else I'll come in there and show you how it's done!"

Who the fuck had time for a meal that took more than two minutes to cook anyway?
Bella!

A roar from outside - audible even over the storm. Mynx's Ceronians are landing your shuttle outside. A risky and dangerous deed in this weather but they've managed it. What a relief - you have mere meters to walk before you're back on the ship, not miles through rain and mud and alien peril.

Mynx hears it too, and hesitates - her hand was reaching for a pocket as she sized up Vasilia with reptilian eyes, but then she freezes and mutters something under her breath. "Fine, yeah. Alexa, do as Bella says and shut this idiot up and maybe I'll arrange for you to come back with us. I'll be right back, make sure this is resolved by the time I'm back."

She flicks her head, shifting in an instant back into the form of the Admiral and ducks out the front door so that she can address her waiting soldiers.

Dolce!

"Oh, but there's not," sighed the Assistant Secretary, deflating into a gently-waving blob. "It no doubt seems so very marvelous to you but to me, there's just all that it used to be. I could go back up to my office but I'd be boiled from the heat of that reactor set up in the middle of it. I tried working for the Ceronians but they kept me in a cage and only spoke to me when they needed something done. This place is, I am sad to say, really the domain of Hades."

One of the tentacles had an idea - it sparked with life and wrapped around your head excitedly. It took a moment for the thought to run back up the neural system and you can watch in real time as each tendril explodes with excited waving. "Wait, of course! I should have seen it before - the crest on your jacket, you're a Starsong Privateer! Oh, let me come with you! Take me on your ship - a new bureaucracy to administer! A whole new set of terrible problems to experience! Oh, how my threat-assessment matrixes will change when I have to account for operating on that scale. Take me with you and I'll move the Eater of Worlds, I swear it!"
Alexa!

"Yeah!" said Mynx, standing behind Bella like a school bully's backup. She looks flushed and embarrassed at having been called out so directly, and folds her arms across her chest. "We know what we're doing and we don't need you butting in! You'll only cause problems for us, so just... find your own way back, okay!?"

Dolce!

"Oh, it was quite the experience," said the Assistant Secretary nostalgically. "I got to contemplate such marvelous things! Black holes, the will of the gods, planetary defense networks..." it sighed. "I even got to contemplate the Great Sundering and the possibilities of crossing it! It was such a unique position - there were not many things grand enough to threaten the Eater of Worlds, and I got to spend my days in contemplation of them and their dangers. Staring into the stars and wondering what other horrors Grandfather Poseidon had left there! Why, there might even be others like the Eater! We might be the smallest amongst them, or not understand the social rules and cues of their society and commit some sort of terrible faux pas."

Its eye was going dreamy as it remembered. "Such a grand adventure. There was so much to fear in the void of space, and I got to catalogue it all."
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