The Harbinger of Ferocity

D&D 5e - Hoard of the Dragon Queen

For when we progress through, Brannor's inexperience of being in a cave and dealing with bats probably does not go well, as he makes a 7 for his Stealth (Dexterity) check, 10 on the Disadvantage roll. That in mind, unless anyone posts by Christmas Day, I will have a post up and likely annoying said bats with our huntsman, @Hekazu.

Post a random fact about yourself.

The tremendous show of being an "internet tough guy" is not going to get you particularly far with me, @StormOfShadows. To address your questions in order of presentation, no less, summarized as apparently reading is woefully difficult for you based on your complaints, here they are. Try not to trouble yourself too much by spending the time reading them, clearly you have better things to do like bother the rest of the Spam forum.

Yes, people do actively read a large amount of what I have to say when we are having a conversation if they are interested in actually holding it in the first place. Yes, I do believe I am not a "complete creep" because I cannot name a sole thing people generally regard as "creepy" that I do. Yes, because I am not a "weirdo", the word you are grasping for would be "eccentric". Yes, I believe my posts are meaningful because I have had people remark to me that giving them long, thoughtful responses sincerely means someone actually reads what they have to say and consider it, let alone respond, and so by any standard that is clear quantifier of significance.

To borrow your words, I think it's time to realize the truth, which is that for all your problematic behavior, all your agitating, you're just a troll. So either kindly, politely participate in the vein of the topic as everyone else or leave, that simple. So in the spirit of that, let me provide another example.

I do not like people who whine.

Post a random fact about yourself.

For amusement's sake enjoy two facts about myself, first being that I recognize you and others retain the power to skim over posts you deem "too long", @StormOfShadows. So with this in mind, I haven't any fantasies, intentions, or actual needs of changing for anyone. To phrase it politely otherwise, "If you aren't interested in reading, don't." as its not a hair off my hide if one opts not to. Second, as a bonus fact about myself in this same vein, I specifically articulate what I have to say in full because leaving people to guess what I mean is woefully ineffective. Thank you for your opinion however, consider it noted, and now back to more interesting facts.

@Liv, it is a fact I would learn well in contrast to lie than to be excessively honest. I am too honest, to the point that it has been stated to me before that I should learn to lie for the sake of avoiding confrontation or to make people more comfortable. I personally have a difficult time grappling with the concept of lying and it strikes me as all very alien; worse yet, I tend to forget anything I perceive as not relevant. This in turn creates scenarios where people come to think I might be lying because I realistically should know but cannot recall.

Post a random fact about yourself.

This I find myself in agreement in, @Liv.

As for another fact, barring just my mere agreement to one, it is a fact that I make far more effort than I should to appease others' social needs and wants, to the apparent point it is not clear enough to them what I have to say goes; I compromise liberally, as much as I am willing to, when I first make the motion. What I have to say or do on those grounds are my best offer, anything more is asking too much. I consider that particularly gracious of me to front the best offer and cut out all of this nonsense about dawdling back and forth with compromises, for if I were looking for prolonged, meaningless conversations my choices are not limited there.

Post a random fact about yourself.

I prefer my technology analog, with no shortage of switches, dials, and knobs. Digital and its associated such devices prove overly complicated and excessively oriented around interaction; I, by contrast, just desire the system to act as I want it. I do not need an "experience" in operating it, @Gunther, @Liv. There is something more substantial and appealing to it, as well as less needlessly futuristic and distracting.

Post a random fact about yourself.

I find that fruit makes for better aesthetic than it does food, at least in my case. I can appreciate the sight and smell of it but the taste? No frugivory for myself, thank you. It can remain as say, accents in the varied seasons or symbols of the time. Example being, apples smell and appear wonderful, red, crisp, light accents during most any season as they can accent the others - cinnamon being the current flavor as it is winter time.

Give Me Your Favorite Quote(s).

"It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat - and it is best not to exist at all."

H.P. Lovecraft

D&D 5e - Hoard of the Dragon Queen

Brannor will only offer the added suggestion that everyone cover their mouths with a cloth or material. In so doing, he we pour some water from his eaterskin on to his cloak and cover his face with it, @Hekazu. The hope is, is that if the mushrooms are poisonous from their spores, that it might help to protect them from it. We will of course see if that aids at all or if there was no threat at all but no, nothing else to add here.

What alien race would you be?

Kzin, Kilrathi, or Lyran, if one is going by more commonly held ufology as a form of fact. Other examples abound but I do find those the most apt. As for which is closest? That all varies on just who is asked, although my wager hedges closer to the latter of the choices.