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1 yr ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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1 yr ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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3 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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3 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
3 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Master finished up! Also, if Enkryption is having trouble making a Master, I could just pair up with them.
@Enkryptionif you don't like a servant they can either die or be retired to chaldea


I think what Enkryption was asking was what year limit is there for a servant's death before they're summonable. IE: Could you do Neil Armstrong as a servant even if he only died in 2012?


Figured I'd get my Servant squared away first and check for approval! Budget Hector Cu has landed.
Woop, re-read the ooc and realized this question was pointless.
Y'know, been waiting for a fate rp that does Grand Order as a setting. Sounds fun!

Sofia would follow Brandy, somewhat forced to as she was yanked hard enough for her to need to relocate her arm after it was done being tugged, a sickening pop being audible before she rolled her shoulder, the undead bone socketed back in its proper joint. Sofia was just glad to be out of the slums and back into the city proper.

When the question came up of where Sofia lived and the intimacy of the contact was made, a pale grey blush lit up her face, not used to the feeling of...bosom to bosom contact. "P-Please, respect my personal space!" she requested, trying to back up, only to fall over from her poor luck, head soaring off and landing right in the hand of a showboating juggler.

Being spun to and fro, round and round, Sofia's head was spinning in more ways than one. "Braaaandyyyy heeeeeelp!" she called out, her body fumbling around without its head, thankfully only having a comedic bone as the exposed tissue...though it was alarming some of the men who had been gawking at them.

Meanwhile, Alice wasn't one to be discouraged as she, of all things, started sorting the jobs in a way that the smoking receptionist likely hadn't seen done in years. "Let's see...slaying requests should be here, cleaning here, favor requests here..." she said, eyeing the sparsely populated monster slaying quests, and spying the troll. A troll! They'd killed a troll! She'd blown one apart with her specialized bomb, and now she could cash in the reward!

...That would be if she hadn't neglected to bring its head. Or teeth. Or ears. Fat couldn't be readily identified...

Pouting, Alice would say: "Oh trust me, I'm aware that the jobs here are largely bogus. But, there's got to be something viable enough for an adventure." The werewolf would turn around, having picked out a deceptively well-paying job for peeling potatoes. "Back over in Gromril I held about three jobs a night, so stuff like this isn't any issue. We'll be heading back to Litroot to be sure, but not until we have a teeny, maybe sucky adventure of our own here."
Posted to answer Gammaton before the post cycle refreshed.
Every comment coming after Levia's had her dreading her decision to say that killing them all was the answer. After all, her logic stemmed solely from having the role of being a living, thinking recycling machine...so asking her for a strategy was a bit of a futile line of questioning. She would kill whoever was necessary, take everything they had, and break it down to make it useful...but here, she was being forced to think and consider the consequences, when her work has always been the least consequential.

Though...Levia did have to admit, she had to keep herself from laughing at Gammaton's offense at Cockroaches and humans being put on the same level. She strongly agreed, especially after seeing how efficient Gammaton's workers were. Insects were scary when organized. Thinking that Gammaton heard Levia almost laugh at her statement prior, Levia paled a bit as her friend turned to her and asked what her thoughts were about everyone countering her suggestion to annihilate Anzelgard.

Clearing her throat, Levia would pose herself with one finger raised on a human hand, with another raised on a draconic hand. "Its not that I'm against just annexing the place...its just that I'm worried they're going to be slower, needier, and less obedient than ANY of our factories. ...I mean, I guess they have thumbs which is more than my slimes have, but I'm working on that in the breeding process. Not to mention, humans are judgmental. The moment they know what we really are, they'll find some excuse to try and kill us. But...everyone here is a lot wiser than I am. And I trust all of you," the Chimeric Dragon said, smiling softly as she looked to each and every member of the new council.

Then, she would raise a fist to the air, before saying: "Therefore, I will only resort to absolute extermination once the humans become uncooperative! If you want, I can even scare them with my Dragon Form into accepting protection!"
Wow! A dump!


Alice wasn't all that surprised that the Adventurer's Guild was in the slums, but Sofia looked mortified. "This used to be such a nice neighborhood..." she murmured as they went inside the building. It was...well...a place, to be certain. After splitting the pay evenly (with Alice needing to make change for them to split), Sofia would go over to the job board and investigate as to what jobs were available.

"Let's see...runaway cat...engagement ring missing...beating up a loanshark...cleaning bathrooms...ditch digging..." Sofia listed off, looking over the jobs in place on the board, sifting through as fast as she could to try and find something that wasn't the equivalent of fixing public neglect. "No wonder this area of the city looks in disarray...nobody's been doing any jobs around here."

Alice would roll her sleeves up, marching over and saying: "Y'know, I used to do a lot of this stuff back at home. Minus the sewer diving and loanshark beating. You two can go ahead and look around town, I'm going to check and see if there's anything we can do that isn't trudging through poop." At the insistent look Alice was giving them, Sofia nodded, saying: "I suppose I wouldn't mind walking around for a bit. But if you don't find anything, do not push yourself. The road to Litroot shouldn't be as dangerous with that Troll dead. Meet us at the square when you're done."

Sofia would look to Brandy and smile, saying: "What say we go back and see the street performers?" As much as this place sucked, Sofia trusted Alice's more veteran (by 2 weeks) adventuring instincts that there had to at least be something worthwhile that they could do here.
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