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Do you know when our audience will be?


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Oh you'll know... *She smiles with deep adoration in her eyes* When God calls you, you'll just be there in his glorious presence! Praise and bless him!
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Misty is my girlfriend. She's missing.


Soldier Boy: Misty is a... --- UUUUUUFFFFF!!!! *I fume*

Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Calm down child prophet! No hatred allowed here, love your neighbour as your self and your brother as your heart, do you not know your scriptures?

Soldier Boy: I... i quit *I simply walk off to a nearby lake and stand in it fully clothed half way in water*
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I see. And you think he'll know where Misty is?


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Who's Misty if i may?

Soldier Boy: The reason we are here and my wife is dead... Ma'am! *I say with my eye twitching*

Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Oh my...
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But importantly... why are we here?


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Only He Knows? He has not revealed this to us nor to other prophets or ascended masters, nor even enlightened beings... as far as i know... heh! *She smiles cutely and innocently* It probably has to do with your undo button thingy? and the reason you were offered the rare privilege of entering the pearly gates without dying first?
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I would guess that the intention probably matters more than the word itself.


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: And you would be right Prophet *She says as she returns swiftly with a levitating group of packages with valuables and foods of all assortments, luxuries that you can only dream of, as she is accompanied by several other Numakhiim and seemingly alien souls and human looking people.* God only looks at the intention and the heart, and He is also immensely forgiving especially if you repent wilfully!

*I just crane my head towards her trying to comprehend what she is just saying...*
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I do like the anti-violence effect here. My kind of place.


Ofcourse it would be your kind of place... you butterfly loving hippy! *perk my head at the realization* Th... that wasn't a curse word was it?
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We'll... fix it.


*I proceed to try and punch you into the ground but as i do that, you merely bounce off like rubber probably only feeling ticklish*

What in the G.... no swearing aaaaarrrgh *I fume under my breath*
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That's the whole reason we're here, right? To find an undo button for everyone.


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Uuuh... undo fooor... *She opens her eyes wide at the realization* Wait, you are not dead!!! You have a visitation to The Great White Throne of God?! Oh... oh my... *She quickly walks back inside the building with a demeanour that clearly reveals she is starstruck right now*

Akella: Well i can't say it wasn't painful living the rest of my life in a collapsing enclosed planet as everything was falling apart around me for the last 50 years or so buuut...

*I just drop my mouth agape at hearing that*
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*Coughs*
We will, eh, fix it later.


Dude... she is dead, and i mean DEAD dead! Didn't you heard the angel dude that brought us here "You might find your dearly departed here" I'm pretty sure this is heaven... like the literal thing... the afterlife... it's SO hard not using curse words *I mutter under my breath*

Eulysthrah Eriusiell: Oh my... *She gently touches her lips at the scene*
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Why were we chosen, of all people?


Eulysthrah Eriusiell: *She smiles lovingly and gently* You are not the ONLY ones, there have been countless others across the infinitude of universes that God and Grandfather are creating and managing together, as for me, the only thing i know, is that every time it happened, it helped thrust forward said civilizations both in culture and morals and... --- *She gets interrupted as Akella zips by and jumps to hug me and kiss me*

Akella: BABYYY!!! I... *She kisses me again* When you froze in time i did not know what to do anymore...

*I stare you daggers in the eyes at the realization that you actually killed my wife*
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