The Odeoron

Myriad Reality

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Thank you!
*Opens the menu*
I stick to plant-based diets when given the choice. But if a culture primarily eats meat, I will in order to avoid being rude. Rejecting a society’s food is a quick route to being branded an outsider.

@Memory

*I blink confused* That sounded... way more complicated than it had to... but suit yourself *I proceed to scroll to any area involving steak, bacon, hamburger and the such, grilled meats.* Oh my god! This menu is HUGE! What's a Bulvonian grill? I never heard of that animal...

Wait... he said this is a human menu! Where's the cow stake? Well done preferably? *I keep turning pages, and i finally find the section marked, Terran based foods* Ah here we go!

Myriad Reality

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*I reach my hand beyond the frame to see if anything strange happens. Nothing seems to be affected, so I begin to walk further.*

@RoadkilBanana

*You walk, and the gust of wind continues... other than the fact that such shapes of tunnels would not normally be built in such a context of a building, not much else is off...*

Myriad Reality

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*Straightens my chair*
I can’t wait to see what they serve. I wonder if they can even serve meat, since you would have to kill for it.

@Memory

Yeah... i mean... wait are you a vegan?! *I hold a laughter*

*Within next moment he reappears with a flourish of plates, forks, knives and spoons for the both of us, and condiments and a jug of water, then gives us two... rather thick menus... it is not possible that they would have all human foods ever... right? What's more, once opened it seems like there are no prices next any dish... just a symbol of a star...*

Waiter: I'll leave you to decide, and click your fingers when you are ready! *He smiles and vanishes again*

Myriad Reality

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∆: Well that definitely wasn't there before...

*I stand up and walk towards the odd frame, hesitating to touch it.*

@RoadkilBanana

*The gust of wind seems to come from beyond it, maybe on the other side of the tunnel, definitely triggering unsettling feelings*

Myriad Reality

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That's very creative. I'm glad we have the opportunity to share in this experience.

@Memory

Waiter: Much appreciated! Indeed, you'll find that many such paradoxical null-dimensional zones web this entire Akashic sphere. Now if you'll excuse me i'll be right back with the menus and the tableware!

*He vanishes in a flash of light*

Myriad Reality

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Of course, thank you. I appreciate your help.

@Memory

Yeah, thanks! Hey, what's up with the senseless world out the windows?

Waiter: it is a pocket dimension world with the restaurant at its center...

Myriad Reality

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That would be excellent, thank you. This is our first time; is there anything we need to be careful to observe?

@Memory

Waiter: No worries, it is completely understandable, and considering this is a multiverse serving restaurant, we do not have any specific traditions, but as a formality we do expect our visitors to pray a prayer of thanksgiving to God for the nourishment and the blessings of everlasting life. *He smiles serenely as he picks up the alien targeted tableware* I will be back promptly with a homosapiens specific menu if that is all sirs?

Myriad Reality

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Well, we can ask once someone comes by to help us. No shame in being uninformed.

@Memory

*As you say that, a bright light apears next to us and out of it a formally dressed four armed green humanoid comes out, with eight blue eyes*

Waiter: Ahem... Welcome to The Nexus! How can i help you kind sirs? Would you like a change of tableware since you obviously are homosapiens?

Myriad Reality

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*Sits down*
Not in this universe. I can’t assume they’re all the same.

@Memory

I mean, only from what i'm seeing already here, the only thing that is remotely similar to the restaurants i know, are the tables... probably... though i'm not entirely sure about these tableware here... is that like a set of pliers? ... should i be concerned now?

Myriad Reality

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*Motions with my hands*
Lead the way. You would be more familiar with the etiquette here than I.

@Memory

You never saw a restaurant before in your life?

*We go sit to the nearest empty table next to the panoramic paradoxical window a usual table of four chairs - these seem to be the smallest tables here...*