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21 days ago
Current Happy Halloween!
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23 days ago
I used to love the holiday season as a kid, but these days I’m terrified that the strange man in red is going to break into my home again and leave another suspicious package under one of my plants.
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29 days ago
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of this damn heat. Bring me my matches, it’s time to burn the sun down.
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1 mo ago
If there are 3600 rats living in my bones and I eat one every second, how long will it take me to eat all the rats? Assume each rat undergoes binary fission exactly once every hour.
1 mo ago
Adventurer, the rats in my basement have merged into a fractal entity! I will pay you 4 silver coins to slay the infinite rat(s) in my basement.
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I am me... I hope.

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Hearing Noru and realising how close she is to Koharu Edith quickly moves away, hitting her head hard on the table.

"Sorr- Ow!"

Rubbing the back of her head Edith removes herself from underneath the table, feeling just a little bad.

"My parents always said heroes and stuff were bad, but I knew they were wrong! You guys are the best!"
Edith drops to her hands and knees and crawls under the table. Leaning in uncomfortably close to Koharu's face, Edith excitedly whispers loud enough for all to hear.

"Can you absorb blood?"
"You think so! I can't wait to see what all of you can do, this is going to be awesome!"

Edith jumps around in a circle grinning and wondering when her friends Koharu, Noru and Mycel's quirks are.

'I wonder what they'll think of my quirk... hopefully they won't run like the others...'
Edith is a little confused at the reaction to her statement, sure it sucks but that kinda stuff happens to everyone, right? Edith nods when Noru offers her his unfinished sandwich, but can't help but feel a bit guilty wondering if she offended anyone. Of course all that is forgotten the moment Koharu opens her mouth.

"Physical tests? Yay! That's one of the things I'm good at!"
"Yes friends are great!"

Edith pauses for a moment thinking to herself as she happily bobs around.

"Well as long as they're alive that is..."
"My name is Edith Row! It is good to met you?"

Edith laughs somewhat insanely, deciding that Mycel was too destined to be her friend.

"Will you be my friend, please?!"

Edith extends her arm stiffly in awkward gestures to shake Mycel's hand.
Satisfied that Noru isn't secretly a supervillain planing to blow them all up Edith moves on to dealing with her newly acquired bowl of pasta. Tipping her head back she pours the pasta down her throat, somehow managing to consume it much like one might drink a bowl of soup, but also managing to make quite the mess of her shirt.

Hearing Mycel's odd greeting Edith gives her most insane grin as her eyes go wide and she leans across the table poking the kid in the face.

"You are odd... I like you!"
Edith glanced up when the newcomer sat down, a bit uncertain about him, the moment Koharu starts talking to him though Edith decides he must be a good guy and gives him one of her grins.

Looking back at the smoke bomb, Edith is filled with a sudden sense of curiosity and a bit of apprehension.

"A smoke bomb? I think some of daddy's friends had some of those, but they didn't make smoke, they just hurt people though... are you going to hurt people, Noru?"

Edith looks at Noru with genuine concern and worry as her hand idly finds its way over to Koharu's abandoned pasta and slides it over.
"But I am eating slowly!"

Edith stuffs more food into her mouth, seemingly trying to say something but nothing more than jibberish and half chewed food comes out. Finally swallowing and pushing her third and final tray of food away from herself Edith manages to speak.

"Whatcha got there Noru?
Edith maintains her grin from before as she vigorously nods at Noru, and her grin only continues to grow as Koharu approaches. Edith looks between the two as she shovels food from the various trays in front of her into her mouth.

"Hello, Noru- hello Konaru..."

Edith swallows the massive amount of food in her mouth.
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