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In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Aight so I'm thinking

Joel finds Kitsune and Bouncer and either shakes them awake or hauls them off somewhere safer until they wake up and make themselves useful

They go find this testing facility and fuck shit up. Of course they probs alert the FBI also but aint nobody got time to wait for them to get their asses in gear

Some shit goes down

Eventually they save the day and all the evil scientists are arrested and the surviving test subjects are either released or sent into some kind of special facility (x-men music plays)

Then Joel says okay fuck this superhero shit and retires

Then we get season 2! :D
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Joel Beck
Location: The street
Tags: Professor X who?


When Joel opened his eyes again, he was back in the void. Oh, right, he'd forgotten that this could happen now.

"Nice one. You're gonna' have to rethink your whole strategy now that one bullet to the noggin can put you on your ass."

"Hey Doug." Joel got to his feet to face his not-brother.

"What? No scathing remarks? No scowl?"

"No. I think I actually owe you an apology. You've been right about everything. You saved my ass several times by now."

"You saved your own ass. We're the same person."

"Yeah, why is it that you're my brother? Have we figured that out yet?"

"Well, who the hell else would you have listened to? Certainly not yourself. Me being Rory would have been a whole mess. You don't exactly have a lot of friends. It's kind of sad, actually, you should work on that."

"Maybe later. While we're here, I need to know something. You remember the things I don't, right? You remember everything from before they fucked my brain up."

"Yeah, it's all here somewhere. No amount of mind fuckery can erase memories; just bury them real deep."

"So let's dig them out. There's gotta' be something I can remember about these assholes that can help us!"

"Whoa, easy there boss," Doug held his arms up in a defensive manner. "It's not that simple. You can't just go pulling out all your repressed memories; some of that shit is locked up for a reason."

"Like what?" Joel cocked his head towards Doug suspiciously.

"Like the furnace incident. How much of that do you remember?"

Joel took a moment to think back on it. "I remember that it happened…but the details are pretty hazy."

"Yeah, you're welcome."

Okay, so Doug had a point. Joel couldn't just go diving head first into his personal catalog of memories that his mind had deemed "traumatic". Nothing could be so simple. Had he forgotten whose life he was living here?

"Let's play another memory game," Doug led, "What did Florida Man say was the reason for the freaks being turned loose?"

"A distraction," Joel said. At least he remembered that.

"Exactly. And what were you doing when you got distracted?"

"I was going to track down Mindraker."

"Right. The guy with freaky mind powers. Probably the only person in this entire god forsaken city that could go bobbing for apples in your head and find exactly what you're looking for."

"That sounds great, Doug, but in case you forgot, there's an army of mutants and weirdos currently kicking our ass. What the hell am I supposed to do about that? And even if I do get away, I don't even know where to start looking for this guy."

"You don't have to." Joel just about jumped out of his skin. The voice that spoke wasn't Doug. From the darkness of the void, a familiar, thin, emotionless figure emerged.

"How did-"

"They are hunting us, Joel. They took your friend, thinking they were you. I found you because soon, I won't be of much use. I am dying. I've been dying since the moment you freed my mind."

"I didn't-"

"A couple nights ago, when I tried to enter your mind, I saw my own work. I was the one who formed the false memories in your head, while under the doctors' control. Seeing those memories played back to me broke down my own programming. Ever since, I haven't been receiving the medication they were slipping me without my knowledge. I have a very aggressive brain tumor that will kill me in a matter of hours."

"Holy shit. Sorry man, that sucks. Is there anything I can do?"

"You can find them and end their sick experiments. I will unlock the memories you need. Then, you must take the other two powdered ones and go. Don't worry about the army; I'll hold them off. Just know that by the time you finish, I will likely be dead."

Joel nodded in solemn understanding. "Yeah. Okay. We got this, right?"

"I certainly hope so. Now, wake up."

Joel sat up straight and took in a gasp of air. He expected to be met with chaos, but the battlefield was dead silent. Mindraker was standing in front of him, arms crossed, expectantly. A glance around the scene in front of him gave Joel chills. The police, the mutants, even the androids, were all frozen in place.

"I can't hold them like this for long," Mindraker said, "You need to get moving."

"Right." Joel stood, rubbing his head. He looked across the sea of bodies for the two he needed to get. Somewhere in this mess was a fox girl and a rabbit girl. Why did all the heroes in this city have an animal theme?

In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
if we're all out cold do we wait for @ThisIsFine to wake us up in a spooky lab or do we start popping shonen power ups

cos i mean i got contingencies if its neither of those


What ideas you got? Cuz they might be better than mine 🤔
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
A publicly sponsored squirrel militia
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Thats aight, I got a contingency plan
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So I'd say there's a few options

1: Take an L, underlining the gravity of the situation and just how boned they might be

2: If the drone thing happens, go after Grim

3: Stay with Bouncer and Wraith until they come to so they don't get eaten or something

One is the most realistic option, two is the dumbest but most heroic, three is the Friendship Wins option
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Perhaps Grim had time to send a drone with a mayday message to the others like "hey so i know you're busy losing over here, but when you get done with that..."
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Also now Kitsune is the last hero standing. Go get em fox girl!
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Black cats are also a symbol of bad luck. Grim could totes be a catboy

He could also dress up like a broken mirror
In HEROIC 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Look I'm sorry but I'm running out of dog puns okay?!


It's fine bud, every dog has his day.

You're not in the dog house or anything, take your time.

Just don't bark up the wrong tree.

I don't want to hound you or anything.

It's not that sirius.

Maybe you can fetch some inspiration.

Just don't get too dog tired. Then you'll have a ruff day.

And watch out for those dog-gone mutants, that face eater is a real sick puppy.

But once inspiration hits, I'm sure you'll have a ball.

You'll be at this like a dog with a bone!

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