Threads of Fate

Myriad Reality

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*With less inflection in my voice than before*
Yes, yes it does. I'll get those done.

@Webmaster

*Bows slightly* I'm deeply grateful. *I open a portal beside me that shows a plateau next to a volcano that somehow sits above a snow covered landscape* I've selected a suitable universe for their creation; the materials can exist in their needed forms, the physical laws are what they need to be, and the planet allows for a biome configuration that is perfect for using to both heat and cool them. As I said, I'll provide everything you need, simply tell me what you wish your work area to have and I'll procure it, made of materials capable of working those of the product. Since the rate of time in this universe is so much faster than the "average," I'll fully prepare the workstation before asking you to go there, to prevent you from needed to wait.

Myriad Reality

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Proof that you aren't lying to me.

@Webmaster

*I snap my fingers, twisting my wrist and arm in a strange way as I do, and your hearing becomes 115% of what it was at its peak* Would such a service tip suffice?

Myriad Reality

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You don't say? If you can prove your case, you have a deal.

@Webmaster

I apologize, but would you elaborate on what you mean? I'm afraid I dondon't understand what you mean by that.

Myriad Reality

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I would like to see them. Will this negatively impact me in any way?

@Webmaster

*Hands you a stack of images depicting strangely shaped objects, as realistic as pictures* It will not. The only potential for negative impact comes from the possibility of accidents during their creation, or from vindictive entities that learn that you created them.

Myriad Reality

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I plan to not die, so that works pretty well. How do you expect to fulfill any wish and what will you want me to make?

@Webmaster

The ones these products are for will be more than capsble of fulfilling them, and would consider that an underpayment. As for what I want you to create, I can show you images, if you wish. I understand that they won't make sense. The absurdity of their designs is intentional.

Myriad Reality

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*Perks up*
What do you need? What's the catch?

@Webmaster

As I said, I need for you to use your talents to create several products. Unfortunately, it would be impossible to create them via any method other than by hand, and at present there is no one capable of creating them other than you. I will provide the schematics, materials, and even workspace that you'd need to make them. The only "catch" is that you won't recieve your final payment, any two things you desire, until the ones these products are made for come to you to obtain them. I can not accurately estimate when that will be, though it will assuredly be well within your lifetime. You will not be cheated in any way, I swear to you. This extends as far as insuring you are payed even after death, so long as you are in an afterlife.

Myriad Reality

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Just tell me what you want so we can skip the back and forth.

@Webmaster

*I pause for a moment* I see... Good, this seems to be correct. I apologize for that, my memory is somewhat out of sorts after a long period of sleep. I'd like for you to create several products. I apologize for the cliché, but I'm willing to offer you two wishes and the remainder of your hearing if you accept. Unfortunately, only the latter can be given for now.

Myriad Reality

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It isn't meant to be a secret; all the better that it isn't, really. But since you came all this way, what is it that you want from me?

@Webmaster

I believe your benefactor made it clear that revealing it would be grounds for having it revoked.

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*Points at her*

@Fractured

*I nod* Thank you very much. You've been incredibly helpful, and I hope to one day repay you.

Myriad Reality

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*Tilts my head again*

@Fractured

*Smiles lightly*

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I certainly have.

@Webmaster

*Looks at you* ... I was raised better than to use sarcasm. You're not doing well at keeping your renewed hearing a secret.

Myriad Reality

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*Walks next to you*

@Fractured

*Continues onward* So, have you noticed it?